There is no AI in Earth Must Die. FULL DISCLOSURE in desperation, in my darkest hour, I did use CoPilot to try and fix a bug, but the code it spewed out was such absolute dogshit I couldn't have implemented it if I wanted to.

I don’t know if I want to buy the deranged curtains, even at a discount

I am so excited about this book. It's just a wild fun ride all the way through and I think, hope, people will love Irody. No one even dies!* *Some people may die.

Lastly the blurb from TOR.UK.

Aaaaand here's the UK version. Gone for less Tim Burton more a classic 1930s feel which I also love and fits the book really well as it's a whodunnit. I love them both.

AT LAST I CAN SHOW YOU! Here is the US cover for MORTEDANT'S PERIL! And ain't it a cracker?

A favourite variation was one I contrived for @thefence.bsky.social in 2020, re: Jeff Bezos' then wealth of $177bn. "Iago first said 'Put money in thy purse’ at the premiere of Othello on Nov 1st 1604. You'd only need to put $1.1 million in said purse every single day since to match Bezos’ total".

At the self checkout it says "Would you like a receipt?" and if you press NO it says "Please take your receipt and bags" and it feels like that's the sort of thing that will get an indie game called "quite buggy" in Steam reviews.

My GTA6 delay opinion is that though it will obviously be brilliant I think I'd actually much rather play a fun blocky indie take on the genre that's fun and on a GTAIII-sized map and is mostly about going really fast over ramps.

*picture of Braelinn, with Uggs, Lululemon, and a PSL in hand* This Woman is Your FRIEND She Fights for FREEDOM

Kicking in the doors of daycares is a great way to turn wine moms into molotov cocktail moms.

I gotta say, I’m seeing the most Live Laugh Love women I went to all girls high school with in Ohio posting anti-ICE Instagram reels and demanding people pay attention to the threat of fascism

I can't explain the freelance squirrelbrain experience better than having eight million pressing things to do, and still being instantly destroyed by learning about an incandescently angry rock from thomas the tank engine. Read the thread, abandon all focus :'D

Boulder had a replica built for display at the hara model railway museum. This can be proven by the difference in the ridges between the replica and the official prop - WHO CHECKED? WHO WENT YEAH LETS CHECK IF THIS WAS MODELLED OFF THE ORIGINAL BOULDER PROP AND NOT ANY ROCK WITH A FACE. WHO CHECKED?

My friend just told me about boulder from Thomas the Tank engine and I think he might be the funniest character possible to me conceptually

Ditching Photoshop for Krita, day 3

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

Do try to keep struggling conservatives in your thoughts during this trying time. It's quite funny to dwell on! They're very upset. Go on, it'll cheer you up. It's hump day, treat yourself.

I have to imagine far-right Catholics are really struggling with the fact that they can now hear this stuff in English directly from the pope.

Alas, I can only dream of what a paradise New York City must be, with pizza by the slice and talking trash-can puppets. Here in grimy old London, pizzas can only be purchased whole and every single puppet is haunted.

Devastated to see Mamdani plummet to victory with a result that shows his critics were right all along. Now is the time for the left to move towards the centre. It's time to reach across the aisle, to swing your partner, do-si-do and really lay into trans people for no reason.

Spoiler alert: Judging by this photo, someone dies in the new Paddington musical.

This looks like it was the first dinosaur to see the meteor coming

This is what sci-fi is afraid to depict. The struggle of getting crispy wings in low to zero gravity. The shame of leaving dots of grease everywhere as a slippy one richochets around like a saucy bullet. THE DIP. FLOATING. OUT OF REACH.

the real space race is being up there chilling having a bbq and a couple of cold ones and maybe like a sick porch

@davewragg.com Oy oy. I'm late saying hi on here - so 1) Hello! o/ 2) Was good to meet you in Leeds the other week! and 3) The Hunters has added 'piss-fingered necrophile' to my vocabulary of insults. Thank you for this, I will use it irresponsibly. o7

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

kissinger died during the -1 premiere and cheney died right after they announce G00 they are feeding old ass american rightwing politicians to godzilla like squeezing lemon onto fried chicken to get that perfect spielbergian taste

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

"it was only after the fifth movie that I thought, hang on, is all of this connected? That person was in this other movie" FIve?? If I have to watch five movies with a stated goal of crossing over to realise they were crossing over, you don't give me a job, you call a fucking ambulance.

let's engage in honourable bloodshed with mama

Dick Cheney won’t see your jokes, but your friends who orchestrated a destructive and illegal war based on lies and also shot a guy in the face will.

Updating my Dizzy designs accordingly

Cheney dead

just....enjoy this

ALWAYS REPOST TO FA RI DU LA SI MA NE [ting ting ting ting]

have respect for every human life. we are all made in gods image. big computers on top. buncha important balloons in the middle. stilts.

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

My tyranid chestburtser, a small Halloween piece I made

Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo

"Alexa, how long?" "Hello. Happy Halloween. DO DO DOOOO, DO-DO DO-DOOOOO DOO" I can't tell if this is better or worse than when it goes 'Ey up me duck'. I also can't tell how long is left on my timer. Truly, we live in the future.

Make sure you check your kid's Trick or Treat chocolate tonight. Last Halloween my son bit into a mini Mars bar and found a John Virgo ‘Gotcha' from Noel's House Party inside

Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.

Hah. See, you lot might have a convention to enjoy, but *I* have accidentally incinerated a potato and now the flat smells like arson. So who's really winning here, eh?

Dead mouse in the kitchen, so as we say in this house "give it to the postman" in memory of the day himself opened the front door to merrily fling the tiny corpse into the hedge, only to nearly yeet it into the face of poor innocent Andy who was about to shove the letters through the door.

*eastenders theme* Vast and trunkless legs of stone Ruined in the sand No man is immortal