These AI loving fuckwits are eating acorns they found in the woods and calling themselves chefs.

I’ve said it before, but I don’t feel threatened by AI. My writing shits all over anything “generated” by some useless hack, and I only write for clients who value good work over cheap anti-work. “You’ll get left behind!” Bitch, I left AI in the dust before it was even a thing.

“I can generate a book in a day and it takes you six months to write one, so I win the race” is one the most pathetic takes I’ve seen today. If you “generated” a book, you’re not competing in the same race, league, or sport as writers. Playing with Legos doesn’t make you better than an architect.

Ohhhh yeah. Bluesky. S'got people in it. I mislaid it for... a bit. I miss anything?

Never dramatise an appendix lads. If it was for dramatising it wouldn't be an appendix.

Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.

While the Divorced Sitcom Writer continues on his decade-long tantrum that nobody wants to work with him & listen to his bile any more, Robin Ince voluntarily resigns with dignity from his show because he wouldn't just be quiet in his support of marginalised people. What a world.

The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.

Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.

My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer

I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.

Felt like this when mortgage payments went up a few years ago - yes, it's horrible to now be paying an extra £200 a month, but that's been happening to renters year on year and there were no sadface articles on that, just "market forces" and "nobody has a right to live in a city"

Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."

STATUS: Neolithic Ceramic Hedgehog. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Capitalism is so smart cuz if u have lots of disposable income, u hardly ever have to see ads but if u can only afford a $8 Netflix subscription boy does Chanel at Sephora have deals 4 u and your no money

There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.

Update: It was indeed very, very funny.

Final Fantasy XIV Healer Job Stones & Flowers #ffxiv White Mage + Lilly of the Valley Astrologian + Amber Kiss Pansy Scholar + Morning Glory Sage + Jacob's Ladder

“There’s clearly something political about it but nobody knows what it is" is one hell of a quote

Grok, till tha ithers that ah am virry hensem an my childrin all lahk me

Fuuuuck me, new cryptid dropped. Long Bon Jovi, found in a derelict HMV, legs so long he's half way everywhere. Legs unfurling like party blowers if disturbed, complete with strained parping.

Shelley: FINALLY, someone understands my vision! King: and what's your vision, mary? Shelley: that frankenstein is super fuckable King: the doctor or the monster? Shelley: why not both? del Toro: yeah, why not both?

A little confused that this movie isn’t explicitly flattering the character I want to identify with?

I...

In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.

loads of problems would be resolved in our society if we embraced two truths: 1) sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business 2) sometimes being mildly inconvenienced is essential for society to function and that starts at an interpersonal level

They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler

Every ad now

she better run

the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence

There is no AI in Earth Must Die. FULL DISCLOSURE in desperation, in my darkest hour, I did use CoPilot to try and fix a bug, but the code it spewed out was such absolute dogshit I couldn't have implemented it if I wanted to.

I don’t know if I want to buy the deranged curtains, even at a discount

I am so excited about this book. It's just a wild fun ride all the way through and I think, hope, people will love Irody. No one even dies!* *Some people may die.

Lastly the blurb from TOR.UK.

Aaaaand here's the UK version. Gone for less Tim Burton more a classic 1930s feel which I also love and fits the book really well as it's a whodunnit. I love them both.

AT LAST I CAN SHOW YOU! Here is the US cover for MORTEDANT'S PERIL! And ain't it a cracker?

A favourite variation was one I contrived for @thefence.bsky.social in 2020, re: Jeff Bezos' then wealth of $177bn. "Iago first said 'Put money in thy purse’ at the premiere of Othello on Nov 1st 1604. You'd only need to put $1.1 million in said purse every single day since to match Bezos’ total".

At the self checkout it says "Would you like a receipt?" and if you press NO it says "Please take your receipt and bags" and it feels like that's the sort of thing that will get an indie game called "quite buggy" in Steam reviews.

My GTA6 delay opinion is that though it will obviously be brilliant I think I'd actually much rather play a fun blocky indie take on the genre that's fun and on a GTAIII-sized map and is mostly about going really fast over ramps.

*picture of Braelinn, with Uggs, Lululemon, and a PSL in hand* This Woman is Your FRIEND She Fights for FREEDOM

Kicking in the doors of daycares is a great way to turn wine moms into molotov cocktail moms.

I gotta say, I’m seeing the most Live Laugh Love women I went to all girls high school with in Ohio posting anti-ICE Instagram reels and demanding people pay attention to the threat of fascism

I can't explain the freelance squirrelbrain experience better than having eight million pressing things to do, and still being instantly destroyed by learning about an incandescently angry rock from thomas the tank engine. Read the thread, abandon all focus :'D

Boulder had a replica built for display at the hara model railway museum. This can be proven by the difference in the ridges between the replica and the official prop - WHO CHECKED? WHO WENT YEAH LETS CHECK IF THIS WAS MODELLED OFF THE ORIGINAL BOULDER PROP AND NOT ANY ROCK WITH A FACE. WHO CHECKED?

My friend just told me about boulder from Thomas the Tank engine and I think he might be the funniest character possible to me conceptually

Ditching Photoshop for Krita, day 3

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate