Reporter: So what went wrong tonight? Literally any Leaf: Preseason bullshit, no one cares.

According to the terrorists, these compassionate and caring people aren't "real Jews".

Hilarious that Kaprizov's actual salary is $1m per year for the whole contract. According to Puckpedia, the minimum NHL salary should eclipse that by 2030-31 meaning he will actually make more than the $17m in those years xD

@ohheytimbo.bsky.social You'd think considering this is at least the 3rd time this one has been on I would remember the year. Worse it only had a fucking 5 year run xD Cardle 3/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 1188 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

The transphobe's office is posting AI slop now, colour me shocked.

It doesn't count as a government function if you have no intentions of paying the contractors.

Every time I go to Costco I expect them to tell me it is time to renew my membership. Today I learned I have been on auto-renew for like 3 years. Balancing my finances is not my strong point.

I love when I get to see things that restore a little of my faith in humanity.

This guy is SO good at this

I bet fire departments lose money. I propose no more home service. If your house catches fire, you have to take it to the community fire extinguishing area. Do you realize how fucking dumb you sound now?

Trust me watch the video, because my original reaction was also "oh fuck off"

If Canada were serious about fixing the housing crisis we would be investing in tech like this and not AI. Giving more money to wealthy developers to create housing that still isn't affordable is not going to fix the problem. www.youtube.com/watch?v=orur...

1. What these people consider middle class is probably not you. 2. Nothing for our most vulnerable at all. 3. Zero relief on every day needs costs. 4. Throwing the environment under the bus. Don't even get me started on rights or capitulating to the orange menace. Fuck the bank weasel.

Let me be clear. I don’t care about tax cuts if you are gutting and privatizing services that I rely on.

Woke up this morning with a brutal stomach ache with no idea why. Then realized I forgot to take my pills yesterday and specifically the magic Pantoprazole, which is basically Nexium on steroids. Miss one single dose and my life turns to hell. Getting old sucks.

Counter point, the wealth disparity world wide is ridiculous and getting worse. The only people that should be facing any austerity is the wealthy.

Missed it by THAT much.

Israel interfering with elections outside of Israel is cool.... right?

Morgan Rielly is the 70th highest scoring defenseman in NHL history. OEL is 76th.

If you need a smile, this is genuinely one of the funniest bits I have ever seen, it is a classic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYOm...

Spot on. AI itself is fine. The uses being pushed for AI and the obvious greed driving it are the problem.

YouTube needs a third option when clicking Not Interested. - I've already seen the video - I don't like the video - It's AI slop, or about AI slop

A lot of folks who made "free speech" their whole bit have made it exceptionally clear that the only speech they care about keeping "free" is their own and that of those who think exactly like them

How many more decades before we admit the chimp was smarter than Reagan and end the trickle down stupidity?

Socialism doesn't mean one can't be wealthy it just means that the greater one's wealth, the greater their responsibility to contribute to the welfare of society is

The NDP is cooked. Let me make it as clear as possible for them. NO ONE ASKED FOR, NOR WANTS, A FUCKING LIBERAL LITE.

"But do you condemn Hamas?" The IDF has killed more children in the past year than the total number of casualties of any age attributed to Hamas over all time, and it's not even close. So the real question is, "Do you condemn the IDF?"

This not only disgusted me from Harris, it also turned me off one of my all time favourite authors Stephen King when he proudly wore the fucking t-shirt they made of it. Gross

So if the Jays and Yankees both win, who has the tie breaker?

Treliving may not be always on the same page as I am, but the man makes some good deals contract wise. Stolie locked up for $3.75m for 4 years with the cap going up is solid work.

OMG I love her. Some of you may not.

So the Canadian delegate at the UN was not one of the walk outs when Netanyahu spoke. Why am I not surprised? Fuck we're a disappointing mess.

When will Democrats understand that he doesn't care what he's allowed to do? We are nearly 10 months into him doing whatever the fuck he wants and thumbing his nose at the constitution, the law, and international law. America is so fucking done if these clowns are the answer.

Let's not forget North American governments pumping AI like they are brokers at a penny stock boiler room.

@ohheytimbo.bsky.social I'm sorry but this is another abomination. Cardle 1/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 1163 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year? How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.

Canada Post is quoting the government celebrating its “tough, decisive action” in ending the service. Ever notice that only goes one way? Ending oil and gas subsidies would be a tough, decisive action. Taxing the rich would be a tough, decisive action. Has Galen Weston ever faced a decisive action?

Women: What is the problem? We're easy to understand. So is Chinese, for Chinese people.

Reagan's idiotic policies were the real start to the fucking mess we are in today. Odd how Hollywood types make shitty presidents huh?

Best line I have heard in a while. Two nurses talking about their kids. Nurse 1: you're lucky you have a girl. Nurse 2: Are you kidding? You only have to worry about one penis, I have to worry about all of them. #GirlDadsKnow lol.

I desperately want to love Alen Earth, but I have tried 3 times now to get into it and just can't. Feels like one of those shows I will need to be focused and in the mood for. I wanted to love it the way I loved Dexter Resurrection. Which was absolutely brilliant

The United Nations was created in 1945 to replace the ineffectual League of Nations after it failed to prevent the Holocaust. Here we are 2 years into a full blown live streamed genocide and they invite Hitler to the mic. Who gives a shit that some people walked out...he should have never been there

If I run the Leafs equipment team, Reimer gets nothing but rainbow tape. Fuck that guy.

Trump might genuinely be the stupidest motherfucker alive. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohsY...

Netanyahu should be arrested and sent to the Hague, not allowed to speak before the UN. He's a mass murderer guilty of genocide.

Hey, attraction is weird, we all have different things that turn us on. But I can safely say, I have zero interest in women that find Hitler moustaches attractive.

This is from his first term, but still relevant.

A message from Liam Óg....

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