It's a whole genre it's beautiful

If I see a rat in my fucking toilet there is no way I'm going to calmly close the lid and go get some Palmolive www.facebook.com/KCPubHealth/...

the reason you think American society used to be homogenous is that the version of Wokeness we did for Italians and the Irish won a victory too large for you to see from the inside

lol. This new Iowa Christmas snow map put out by the local news is worthy of @terriblemapshq.bsky.social status.

A streamer scared for his life while a guy wearing Polymarket trunks beats his ass is too perfect

They should tell reporters to go fuck themselves for enabling it in the first place

hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper

my only three dialogue options when you talk to me

Crazy images in these files, sick shit going down

seems legit

Nobody wants to work anymore!

~5 hours into Indiana Jones and the Great Circle and man this game just keeps getting better

THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

lol when a rich, powerful white man begs for higher taxes, you know that vibes are about to shift towards eating the rich:

Pretty much how it is

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

So it turns out that money Trump is sending to the military as bonuses was going to be spent on the military anyway. Only now, less efficiently, leaving some needy military families up the creek. No surprise there.

Reminding everyone for no particular reason that Section 230 is one of the last things standing between free speech online and Trump having control over everything you see and say on the internet

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

the extremely rare phenomenon of the “Threads banger” @timduffy.bsky.social

Speaking as a connoisseur of shitty dingdongs fighting with each other in the most embarrassing way imaginable I am enjoying this thread quite a bit

Hear me out: every adult in the country takes a near fatal dose of hallucinogens at the exact same time. Then we see where we're at.

as president i will also establish a "warrior dividend" for our soldiers, but this will be a bounty we pay them for every country they don't invade. I know what you're saying: couldn't this lead to us invading countries in order to reduce the military budget? and the answer is i didn't consider that

2029 in DC is going to look like Baghdad in 2003

you can blame garland for a lot but letting him walk on this was all SCOTUS

NYT: “In a newly obtained recording of a phone call from late 2020, President Trump can be heard pressing the speaker of the Georgia House of Representatives to hold a special legislative session to overturn Mr. Trump’s election loss.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...

UPDATE: "New blockchain data shows that coins held for years are being divested at some of the fastest rates in recent memory, just as the market’s ability to absorb them is fading." https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-17/bitcoin-s-silent-exodus-hits-crypto-as-long-time-buyers-cash-out

I wish all Marvin Harrison Jr a very sit out two more weeks

Simpler times

they should invent a form of bourgeois democracy where you don’t get ruled by an ailing pedophilic geriatric mad king who thinks the TV is talking to him

For comparison, this is Christopher Anderson's photography when he's NOT trolling for everything he's worth. Every choice made in the photos of this administration is a choice. It's fucking art, is what it is.

Oh, like you’ve never commanded everyone’s attention then suddenly realized that you had nothing to say before? Extemporaneous nonsense and a quick retreat. The ole vamp & flee. A classic ‘cause it works.

I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”

then in 2019 GPT-2 generated this carol www.aiweirdness.com/the-ais-caro...

i signed up for this site that helps connect you with volunteer opportunities, and holy shit look what they just sent me

Always shocking when a notable person follows you but never engages and it’s like ah shit the head of astrophysics was just silently reading all my posts about how Shao Kahn uses the toilet

Why do these articles never ask the basic question of "does the president have the power to do that?" because the answer is obviously and clearly no.

just what everyone wants in a troubled economy: a check that goes to someone else

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

Spent too long making this

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.

Oh man, the single most basic "fact about social media product design" that is guaranteed to set my mentions on fire for days is "yes, actual user behavior overwhelmingly shows a preference for algorithmic timelines and content discovery injection by any way you measure it", lol

average new york dirtbag leftist: [insert whining about icky plebs from the icky places moving in, i don't care to even simulate it here] average 2025 red state:

i have my issues with ken martin but i do genuinely believe he despises republicans which is actually above average for a lot of these folks

This really is, as Sara says, INSANE memory-holing: Minutes after FCC Chairman Carr told Congress that the FCC "is not" an independent agency (see video below via @atrupar.com), the FCC website started getting scrubbed to remove that description.