Just went fuckin YESSS out loud under my breath

I made my first and last political comic of the year

Cabin Boy is a New Year's movie. (I'm going to go home and watch Cabin Boy)

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆

13 years later* the New Year's Ball that drops on Times Square will finally be armed with Dick Clark's ashes. *it's a masonic thing, don't worry

Happy(?) New Year! youtu.be/p5dt_tJsqLc?...

Happy New Year all. I'll give you the final Morning Sheep Time of 2025, as I didn't get round to posting the link last year. Enjoy some wool! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HBY5_1Zq4s #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep

Been really getting into postchristmas. Happy New Year: bogeymanweather.bandcamp.com/album/like-a...

Chris Rufo will post something like “my plan is to lie to the media about what trees do” and the NYT will print “trees are traditionally seen as helpful, even worth preserving, but some are asking if the time of trees has come to it’s end, and their ideas about autism are intriguing”

2. Barbarella review by @bransonreese.bsky.social letterboxd.com/bransonreese...

Wait, so........ you're saying that.... "helping"... helps? Sorry, I'm from Minneapolis, so you have to understand what a wild concept this is to me, because we've mainly used bulldozers. Does... does the mayor know? Has anyone told him about this [checks notes, squints] Saint... Paul, was it?

One of the bar TVs is showing Law & Orders from when Dennis Farina replaced Jerry Orbach which just reminds me, god bless DuPage County Hardcore for preserving this weird, cheesy and absolutely delightful gem: dupagecountyhardcore.bandcamp.com/album/my-kin...

October: bogeymanweather.bandcamp.com/album/castig...

July: bogeymanweather.bandcamp.com/album/the-on...

June: bogeymanweather.bandcamp.com/album/bleach...

April: bogeymanweather.bandcamp.com/album/the-ma...

March: bogeymanweather.bandcamp.com/album/it-com...

Time for the Bogeyman Weather Year In Review February: bogeymanweather.bandcamp.com/album/lunati...

Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience. Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense. They admitted it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

you, an idiot: we should have universal health care me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year

Protonic Reversal - Top records of 2025! It's a list, it's a podcast, it's a playlist... it's all of those things! Get it wherever you get your podcasts, or just click right here... whatever works. www.protonicreversal.com/ep447-top-re... #topmusic #toprecords2025 #yearendlist

yeah the problem isn't "data centers," so much as "starting construction on orders of magnitude more infrastructure than there's any demand for, to be paid for with monopoly money, because we hope it'll keep the ball in the air a little longer"

One more pelican before I put my phone down down for the night. Taken this morning. 🪶

They call it a caboose because it makes you get really into trains

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

two things are true: in a remote setting, on a dark night, the deep sky is a truly profound experience that has influenced human philosophy, faith and religion for countless generations and that experience got absolutely rinsed by the first RCA 10 inch television

Also made this: bsky.app/profile/john...

Album of the year 2025: The Most Seacrest Method: American Idols Perform "Get Lovely"

Today I was reminded of a far right conspiracy monger/tax resister named Tupper Saussy III who ghost wrote James Earl Ray’s autobiography and thought Dick Cheney and the Pope were behind 9/11. He also recorded these albums. Today’s MAGA crop can’t hold a candle to this guy.

Night Court made getting arrested at night seem fun as hell

Well, THAT fuckin sucked. Who needs a macaroni picture that says "I luv u dad"?? Get yourself a good gift instead! shop.yourkickstartersucks.com

I haven't really had a chance to promote this like I wanted to, and it got delayed, but I am extremely excited for tomorrow's stream, Christmas Laffs, starring me. This is my end of year celebration, and I can't wait to celebrate it with all of you. Tomorrow, Saturday, December 27th

Christmas dinner has been eaten, all the presents have been opened, and the only thing left is to do the traditional load of Christmas laundry.

Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ — theonion.com/bullshit-new...

Ho ho ho-ly shit! How did I not know that Rollins was in the Michael Keaton Jack Frost?

When you look like a Westworld robot and your name is Shamp

Hey, kids! It's Santa Claus! And he wants you to blow shit up!

she’s just impossibly soft. if everyone in the world got a chance to hold her for even a second it would end all conflict forever. and i’d charge the highest prices to do it

well the segment Bari didn't want you to see is available for all on internet archive archive.org/details/60mi...

Science has found the cure for the affordability crisis

its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him

season, reason: tubitv.com/movies/43615...