Lmao I hope all the big pubs are paying attention. Fucking dopes selling out their 100 year old brands for the Anti American Pedo President. Gonna be out of work soon enough.

mr. met is like doctor doctor when i make love to mrs. met, it is so short-lived. i don’t give my wife the pleasure she deserves and the doctor is like, the solution is-a very simple. just-a think about baseball. and mr. met is like, but doctor, I am baseball

ah good, I was looking for this one and finally found it

The Washington Post presents Make It Make Sense episode 7: Uber Driver Sucked Me Off? "Uber driver sucked me off? Uber driver sucked me? Off? Sucked off? Me? Uber driver? Uber driver? Sucked me off? Off? Uber? Sucked? Driver? Me off? Uber driver sucked me off?"

New horizons in the cinema. An exciting time for us all. defector.com/the-saddest-...

"The oligarchs want a permanent ruling class. The extremists want a permanent underclass to grind a boot into. The deal between them is straightforward enough: the oligarchs get captured courts and permanent tax cuts, the extremists get their hierarchy of human worth written back into the law"

I've often said my favorite jokes are where you lull the audience into accepting a crazy concept and then make them reexamine it from an outside perspective. Branson distilled that into its purest form by coming up with this whole bit of being in Glems interior monologue and then seeing what he does

She WILL be a writer next season (if we get one and someone else doesn't steal her) and wrote my favorite sign gag of the whole show. I cannot stress enough what a fucking multi-talented dynamo she is.

"Trump’s lunatic misrule provides a perfect context to press the correct argument about climate change: that doing so will help every part of America, from the environment to the economy writ large to Jeffrey Q. Consumer, struggling to pay his bills." prospect.org/2026/05/13/t...

NEW: We've spent 10 months tracking the outcomes in tens of thousands of lawsuits brought by ICE detainees amid an unprecedented detention push. It's not a cose call: judges have ruled more than 10,000 times against ICE, a 9-1 ratio. See the database: www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

personally i think it is fucked up the president can say he is going to kill trans people or "radical pro-trans" people and everyone just keeps letting him be president. personally i think that is another thing someone with morals could impeach him for. alas! the us gov't doesn't have that.

this maybe doesn't count as unhinged. it's definitely impolite

Stop sharing stills from the WaPo Opinions podcast.

Time to bring back one of the classics. Maybe this will make you all think twice about getting mad at JF

translator's note: "...so my use of 'lied' rather than 'leid' remains controversial." Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a bit of a bad boy here.

This is the schedule for tomorrow on www.mprnews.org. It’s the first recorded Wits available for public consumption in almost 11 years. 5p central. You can listen. @pftompkins.bsky.social is on it. I’m surprised to see my name on the schedule at MPR again. Never expected that.

Just watched Hellraiser 2, totally forgot about the cenobite log that comes up out of the mattress at the end.

put me in, coach

move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story

At this point, solving climate change is cheaper than not solving it -- not only on some grand 50 year time horizon, but tomorrow, today, immediately. Soving climate change *is* affordability. Maybe Dems should tell voters about that.

Redshift - The Gold Rush m.youtube.com/watch?v=9PW4...

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

👀 “Article VI, Section 9, of the Virginia Constitution gives the legislature unlimited authority to set the retirement age for judges.” Virginia law provides VA Dems a simple solution to overturn the state’s rogue scotus’s redistricting ruling - retire it - and then appoint a new one.

fellow MAD kid here, showing my beatnik Alfred E Newman tattoo to Frank Kelly Freas, who painted the original cover to LIKE, MAD

The bar has some metal history documentary-ish thing on and there's an interview with Dan Filth from Cradle of Filth and he's wearing these glowy contacts that I'm just assuming are prescription at this point. And also Dan Filth.

Skin Graft made this comp pay what you want. Absolutely goatses what rock music can be. Has a bunch of bands like Dazzling Killmen, US Maple, Colossamite, Space Streakings and then some weird stuff. skingraftrecords.bandcamp.com/album/camp-s...

just kick out the dang stool, Peggy. i'd ask Bill but he's on the roof holding the rope

This is particularly maddening because the court allowed the election to go ahead when all the legal facts were exactly the same. The only real new information they have now is what the result was.

Happy 100, big man

What did people think he meant when he said Republicans just had to elect him this one time and then they would fix it so no one had to vote anymore? Like what other explanation was there?

Virginia speaker of the house going "we respect the decision of the supreme court to disenfranchise millions of voters" really is the perfect distillation of the Democratic party

dudes swing

if you made a list of all world's top reactionaries and transphobes sorted by wealth and then started death-noting them, you'd save millions of people by the time you got to #100 and probably fix climate change by the time you got to #1000

I don't know if the yoga is helping.

Skankin' In The Pitt: The Trial Of Dr. Ska

giving our smallest chickens some strawberries i grew in the attic (it will frost here until the end of may, so they're still inside) 🌱

Bless up the man by purchasing your new favorite T shirt or perhaps hundreds of stickers. www.teepublic.com/user/kthorje...

I know. There are so many other things wrong with this administration. But it has literally unleashed an ongoing threat to the public health on the entire country by appointing this guy, as an obvious quid pro quo for him dropping out of the race, to his position.

Jack Smith got an indictment on election interference stuff, much of which was public knowledge. Garland's guys spent a year-plus not doing that because of Chickenshit Club brain www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/u...

correct. the reason you have to do that with mafia cases is crime bosses tend to carefully insulate themselves from direct participation in the crimes. that is not what happened on January 6

normal guy

Heavy Metal Parking Lot was probably 10-years-old the first time I saw it, 40 years ago now. If you want a look at a 80s America that is nothing like Stranger Things, then please to enjoy pre-gaming at a Judas Priest concert, 1986.

The single most defining thing Elon Musk has ever done is killing untold numbers of people by having DOGE illegally raid and disband USAID. Not rickets, not cars, not even the CSAMbot on X. It’s this, and so many media pundits just choose to unsee it.

Banksy Claims Credit For Latest ‘The Lockhorns’ Comic