Eugenio Suárez, drop the hair care routine, buddy.

thank you brett kavanaugh!

These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.

I've been saying that this team has the mandate of heaven and can only maybe really lose to the Blue Jays who have the Canadian Mandate of Heaven

This is a lie. We are NOT well-funded.

My dad was killed by Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band you son of a bitch

i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you

dunno if 10 hours of livestreamed garment rending and teeth gnashing by the weirdest people on earth is gonna change the fact that they woke all their dragons day one. you're already literally invading america! oh is a second set of gloves coming off? have we seen the end of your famous restraint

the lesson "it's not the crime it's the cover up" has morphed a bit to: "if there's no cover up can we really say there was a crime?"

Naperville rise up

Ancient Mariner “stoked” about recent Albatross shooting www.reuters.com/business/wor...

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

lol Treinen took another L

As someone who spent many hours listening to Kirk’s show on AM radio, I would say that he made Rush Limbaugh seem like Walter Cronkite by comparison, in terms of rhetorical tone and empirical rigor. The subtext of every show was “You don’t hate the left enough.”

No politicians or parties carrying out a genocide can condemn violence.

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

I encourage everyone to look out for their safety and practice good internet hygiene, of course. But some of the scolding posts I've read suggest we can change the awful aftermath of a fateful event by just holding our tongues and being quiet little mice, and that isn't my experience.

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

ayfkm

i don't really understand why dem politicians rush to Condemn Political Violence on social media 1. comments are just people screaming you incited this somehow 2. your base is in no way going to be activated or energized by it 3. if the shoe was on the other foot your opponents would be gloating

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

I find it rather unsporting all these ball clubs don't just surrender to the clearly Superior Seattle Mariners.

I don't think it's too much to ask that they get swept by the Phillies and the Padres but humiliate Texas with a "salt the earth" type approach that makes it impossible to grow diamond shaped grass anywhere in the Dallas Metro area for seven generations.

Truly one of the stupidest and also best jokes in sitcom history

Prosciuttorial overreach, is this anything

Relax and get some rest! Tomorrow is another long day of unimaginable, absurdist horrors

anyone else notice the 20 ft wall of raw sewage heading this way

a classic in the annals of "we are putting a stop to the left wing language police by banning a bunch of words"

My political platform is no smartphones for anyone under the age of 25 but everyone in the country gets a Steam Deck at age 8 and a high power Ryzen/Radeon desktop at age 16.

What should I ask the AI inside the Jewel-Osco app?

$160 USD one of the funnier conceivable bribe amounts

very early in the proliferation of AI image generation, I generated a "Thomas Kinkade Taco Bell" watercolor that basically nailed it first try

while smiling! Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world. Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate; Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.

really interesting that we don’t have a cultural panic about group think and intellectual homogeneity among the most powerful money men in the country. all the more interesting when a bunch of them have clearly lost their mind.

DHS is completely irredeemable and incompatible with a civilized society

if you donate to the Democratic Party in response to one of its many scam text, you are participating in a "fundraising" ecosystem with an efficiency of 1.8%. data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...

chicago is hands down the best place i’ve ever lived and people react to it like you said you lived in mordor. meanwhile there are people who willingly live in st. louis

the thing to take from Cuomo—a politician who was supposedly invulnerable and had control of every aspect of Albany—having a flailing campaign is that all of these assholes are really paper tigers who only thrive when their opponents are also cowards.

stop doing necromancy with the computer!!

in general i would encourage all dem governors/mayors to investigate their current goon situation - if you have a court order saying one thing and the trump administration says a different thing, "who can quickly occupy the relevant building with their own armed guys" is gonna be determinative a lot

dude owns war bonds and has opinions about benny goodman

my grandmother's trusted family recipe handed down for generations five stars best results was to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish.

lol holy shit www.nickforisraelforcongress.us

YOU NEED A WILL, EVERYBODY

One like = one hastily formed baseball opinion

we need to turn Marco Rubio over to the Hague for sending people to CECOT

The em dash is a dead giveaway that the writer is trying to mark a strong break in the sentence

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