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That said, I hope the ground squirrel that ate my jalapeno plant shits liquid fire every day until a coyote eats it feet first.

Today in "going to be forty in October," growing a vegetable garden is honestly really interesting and rewarding.

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The dubious relief of discovering what you thought was a puddle of water leaking out from under your laundry room wall is actually an exceptionally large puddle of cat piss on a slightly uneven floor

Tragic heat related illness strikes down 85% of the freedom 250 yolo MAGA party festival

rich person saying they want a small private wedding then booking Madison Square Garden is modern America in a nutshell

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Wow, they made us so uneducated that they can't even propagandize to us effectively

Really enjoyed this

Administration going full Immortan Joe

I can't believe the Pope tradmogged those bishops who were trying to cathmaxx

Food: $500 Electricity: $185 Phone/Internet: $340 @peculiarityshop.bsky.social: $12,694 Pet care: $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me with this. my family is dying

the thing about this argument coming from establishment types is that it's much, much easier to make 'free healthcare' and 'universal pre-K' sound good to people who aren't ideologically aligned with you than it is to make a big steaming plate of nothing whatsoever sound good

you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to the Society of St. Pius X, but I will say that hat fucks severely

Also in America, to be fair

This is why I identify as queer, not just bisexual! Queer because fuck your taxonomy! Queer because I refuse to go into one of two boxes! Queer because I have an adversarial fucking charge! Print it on my tombstone! ADVERSARIAL FUCKING CHARGE!

Am invited to a Fancy Dinner tomorrow and cannot find the dress I was going to wear (I have a million dresses) and now I clearly cannot go.

The app was built by using Claude. It works by reading your whole document, which is not a process I wish to invite a fucking LLM into. Your proof is in your drafts. This is a barfed-up solution in search of a problem. Or a bunch of scared rubes.

tremendous stuff. keep it up everyone.

one of the most savage murders I've ever seen on al gore's internet

I have bad news for you people. Stories like this keep happening because you’re not real. Only I am real. And I am dead. And I am in hell being supernaturally tortured.

we smoke Ritalin in this web zone

Been trying to get a lamb back on the right side of the creek for three fucking days, including this afternoon when I laid an elaborate decoy of sweet feed and a trap door and two bottle babies to establish my credibility and she simply will. not. return.

2026 be like "time for a little retail therapy!" *buys basic food and groceries to live*

not for nothing: the perception that climate solutions require suffering from regular people is so backwards the whole point of climate solutions is to make our lives more livable, and preserve ecosystems too it is not a zero sum game. there are win-win solutions and heat pump a/c is one of em

They say city kids have a hard time adapting to country living, say that to someone who just got to ghost ride the whip searching for a lost lamb fuckos

The thing is, guys like this still like lesbian porn. They still want their girlfriends to have threesomes with them and a coworker (or friend, neighbor, whatever). They just don't want us to enjoy it, because they want a woman's sexuality to be yet another way she sacrifices her personhood for him.

Absolutely wild to have my job at this time in the tech industry because people keep referring to my work area as "critical infrastructure" and citing the valuable "thought leadership" of people in my position and like guys, do you know who you're talking about? I eat food off the ground.

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Me and my huge metal wife who is real

Butlerian Jihad when

Brothtail sounds like what happened to the dog yesterday when she had diarrhea in the garden

No matter what shit went sideways that day, even though I’m working 40 hours a week at Burning Man, I always shout compliments at random people when I’m moving through Black Rock City. (People got guns in the default.) Make somebody’s day. Don’t be fuckin‘ weird about it.

manic pixie nightmare woman

Without dismissing the possibility of seriousness re: the ongoing mental health crisis that is being allowed to happen in public, threats of self-harm after being called out on bad behavior is straight out of the White Woman: Classic Edition playbook.

ENOUGH

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Please read this heart-moving essay by @slashnburnett.bsky.social.

Some of us do this every day, skill issue.

Nothing is as incomprehensible as an urgent writing idea note scribbled to oneself about five years ago and then rediscovered while desk-cleaning. GOLDFISH = THE ONLY REAL VAMPIRES ha ha okay past self thanks for the keys to the kingdom, asshole

The secret to writing is that you're building a house for little guys

I can't tell how good or bad something is, but I can tell if it's flowing or not. If it's flowing, it's probably going to be good/need little line editing. If it's not flowing, it may still be good, but I won't be able to tell until I get to the revising stage. 1/

It may be true that you are actually suicidal--and if you are, please seek help immediately. But threatening to kill yourself in public because people talk about your behavior is *also* a harm done to a community.

But I do want to register two things. First, if you need help, PLEASE seek help. The internet at large is not help; the internet is often harm. Second, it is a form of community abuse to threaten to publicly commit suicide in situations where people are asking you to take accountability.

Witnessing threats of self-harm can be very upsetting and often traumatizing, especially for those of us with mental health issues and a history of suicide ideation. Please seek help for yourself if you need to and do what you have to to process. Your mental health matters too.

Got a fancy tag for our little space alien