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This is so, so well-articulated.

leo stop. your praxis too based. your homilies too woke. they'll kill you.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Scene: 6am. A chilly dawn. The full moon dangles over the mountains. Me: GET BACK IN THAT FENCE YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE SHITS! WE BUILT THAT FENCE BY HAND! IN THE RAIN! TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM GETTING EATEN BY A MOUNTAIN LION! YOU LOOK LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS TO A MOUNTAIN LION! Lambs: *bouncing*

eat pray love is just less effective HALT

Amazing that in the year of their Lord 2026 I've finally found something I'm willing to say "git gud" about

When you say "I just use AI to" I stop listening and fill the rest in with "pretend I'm doing the work I'm too bored or lazy to do instead of building real skills."

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

Dudes rock

Surprise! At the punctured windpipe (She's still okay, standing, eating, drinking, but now the vet is coming.)

The image of Princess Anne throat-punching Trump and delivering an absolute kicking to Hegseth would do an awful lot to overcome the sins of Empire.

I suspect that the reason why there are all these polyamory memoirs coming out about people in absolute trainwreck polyamorous situations is because those are probably the only ones that are actually getting enough attention to be published 🤷🏻‍♀️

yeah I'm on the spectrum (too autistic for bluesky, not autistic enough for mastodon)

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Timeline cleanse: Bottle fed baby goat

Simultaneously terrified and turned on

Writing advice: if you need a conversation scene to move the plot forward but you can't figure out how to make it work, make at least one character drunk.

Absolutely furious that despite my plans to do little gentle house chores today, I spent the day laying in bed doing nothing, I mean like switching between the same three apps brain decay nothing, and my chronic pain bullshit is better. Rest! It works. So annoying.

"But AI uses em dashes and semi-colons and figures of speech, so you can't use them in your--" Let me stop you right there. I don't give a damn what AI does. It will never impact the way I write. Ever. Nothing is less relevant to me than generative AI "writing" tendencies.

I fucking said.

Walking thru the “Ultra Normie” No Kings rally in my extremely rural, white town and there are Patagonia wearing moms carrying signs that say “DEAD PEDOPHILES DONT REOFFEND” and “ICE GETS THE WALL” and I hi fived an old guy with a sign that said MY DADDY FOUGHT NAZIS AND SO WILL I” this is wild

F933.1.3.1 Well rises so maiden can draw without exerting herself.

engagement farming via constant ragebait is tiresome. be a real person

Make sure to rotate your pronouns periodically, so that if your gender becomes compromised, attackers can only access it for a short period of time.

There is no plan except try not to die

Every single loser criticizing No Kings looks like this to me

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Tired: "Hang in There, Baby!" Wired: "The Old World is Dying. We Will Wear Its Corpse." By @kverityart.bsky.social 👑

[not being crushed by blankets exceeding half my bodyweight] i am suffering to greater heights than ever thought imaginable

I cause this feeling with no venom at all and you don't see me getting a heckin writeup in the newspaper about it

Look, I haven’t read Lindy West’s new book, but I just want to say that it is entirely possible for a polyamorous person to be married to a monogamous person and not cheat. Because they don’t lie to each other, and respect each other’s boundaries

I watch a lot of my coworkers use AI at work (I work in tech) and they talk frequently about the amount of iteration required to get the outputs to be useful and low in slop. 1/

Would prefer pain that was less chronic tbh

Area woman adds 10 minutes to the oven timer to get the rice really crispy, pours herself a gin and tonic, says "Time to make the chimi-fuckin-changas."

downloading that Save the King brainrot game and losing on purpose just because i love watching monarchs die

I know it seems small in the scheme of things, but not being able to read and reproduce cursive writing locks people out of the primary sources of history. I'm for this, too.

Monogamous people doing polyamory discourse again

Got all tucked in bed and took my night drugs and am ready for night night except my brain is like write book write book write book WRITE BOOK

U.S. foreign policy has been captured by dorks obsessed with the movie 300 and the only way to fix it is to put in power dorks obsessed with the movie Master and Commander.

The correct way to cook salmon is to broil it for 4-7 minutes, depending on the thickness of the cut. I will not be accepting feedback on this.

The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones

Me this morning, to my therapist: I think being neurodivergent would negatively impact my career a lot more if I had to go into the office. Me this afternoon, in a Zoom meeting with a senior director: Sam Altman should be in jail. No. Sam Altman should be EATEN.

hey i heard about sora dying. love to my friends in the kingdom heart fandom

I talk a little about the project I'm bringing to the Sandusky workshop for Professional Novelists and describe the workshop again. Please share this if you know someone who might be interested! Here's the URL for more information: www.catrambo.com/wormhole/wor...

It's okay to have liked something bad when you were a kid. But if you reread it as an adult, do so with fresh, critical eyes. Actually, review everything that shaped you with your adult understanding of things. I did, and it was really valuable to my growth as a person.

Using my Hitachi for completely G-rated chronic pain management years old 😮‍💨

No it is though It's very hard to become a billionaire, but once you're a billionaire it's very, very, very easy to become a multimillionaire.

the dude driving the F-150 with a rolling coal setup in the year of our lord 2026 should be paying the dude driving a cybertruck with a master chief from halo helmet wrap money for not making him the most embarrassing person at that red light