*googles 'humans'*

Twitter now is like what if AO3 but for fascists

My skeets this morning: Process skeet about how work is fun Shitpost about getting stepped on by Mary Shelley The two genders

Mary Shelley could step on me

Everybody here

Shipped one of the biggest sets of documentation I've worked on in a couple years yesterday and I woke up this morning with all the muscles in my body aching, I assume because I spent all day yesterday locked to my laptop like a little crab

It just snowed on me out of a beautiful blustery spring sky, get it together Lassen county

Regret to discover that writing down my stupid little feelings helps me defrag and free up disk space buttondown.com/sarahday

"I don't know which species is worse, Altman. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage!"

i would be the Mewtwo of misgendering Catholic lawn gnomes

Healthy masculinity

The future is so cool and normal and also financially viable

East of Eden The Reapers are the Angels A Head Full of Ghosts

Carrying an ankle brace in my purse in case I birkenstock too close to the sun today on one of the first 'minidress and sandal' outings of the year. In related news, I'm going to be 40 in October.

Common misconception. There are six elements of gender, of course (Rapier, Sabre, Smallsword, Cape, Buckler, Main-gauche), but this represents two sets of three that are paired with each other to define 9 Genders.

There are many reasons to hate on generative AI and large language models but my personal #1 reason is gen AI marketing appropriating the sparkle emoji. It's blatant erasure of sarcastic bitch culture and I won't stand for it.

The white statue tears sure are doing a good job of making me want to see a movie I hadn’t really cared about.

Recall also that soaring prices and stunning food shortages are a small taste of what the US government has inflicted and continues to inflict on countries throughout the world. It's not quite imperial boomerang because these aren't quite sanctions, but your leaders are happy to watch people starve.

If the only things that ever happened to me were good things that I wanted, I would be, like, so adaptable. I would acclimate to shit so quickly. Resilencemaxxed. Dhalsim levels of flexible.

Like unto the trailer park girls of legend

Real "having a panic attack because I lost my gin and tonic" kind of week

Real "how many different kinds of dairy can I put in this boxed mac and cheese before I get a tummy ache" kind of week

This is such a mature, well phrased way to say "Sarah stop shitposting on bluesky"

Fury Road is the best action movie of the 21st century. One could argue it's too early to say so, but no, it isn't.

An autistic man whose love for live-action roleplay is eclipsed only by his complete lack of situational awareness has spent the last several hours totally unaware of the fact that he’s been wandering around an open-air BDSM market, according to eyewitnesses.

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

Happy fucking FURY ROAD day for all who celebrate.

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Me when I get more than 50 likes on a post

I wonder if anyone anywhere ever in the history of digital communication has resubscribed because they got a "did you mean to unsubscribe????" email Like yes, not only did I mean to unsubscribe, I now mean to find whoever's running your marketing department and [TOS violation]

Me

you all know colombo is a serial killer, right? like that’s how he always knew what happened and he just pinned it on someone else

getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed

Absolutely destroyed a sales rep in a prospect call by referencing a dril tweet (don't put it in the newspaper I got mad). That was wonderful.

Just World Fallacy is a Hell of a drug.

In my medium nib era for my writing log and that means I get to break out all the fancy inks

*tell a Bluesky user a joke* *explain what a joke is* "So you lied?" "No, it's a joke." "You think lying to me is funny?" "No it's a jok—" *uncontacted Bluesky tribe kills me and eats my flesh and gets their first sexually transmitted disease*

"Pediatric age medicine is radicalizing the youth" I say, posting to Facebook using the Norman Rockwell meme. Everyone younger than 45 sets their LLM to harass me, at this point being unable to use written language.

I've had folks ask about "building an author brand" and tbh, don't. Just be yourself. Be a person. Post about your books, about other things you enjoy, about how you view the world, silly jokes. Folks like to read the work of authors who just seem like cool people, not Professional Author Brands™.

close friends who are aware of my bizarre, fucked-up personal situation have encouraged (bullied) me to create more of a clear-cut fundraising campaign to help with my upcoming move. if you can chip in, great! thank you! but please only do so if you can spare it. 💚 ko-fi.com/interrobangb...

The fact that there are a segment of guys who are turned off by a woman who wants to have sex is extremely disturbing but not at all surprising

this is an actual Bluesky Rule: if you have ever so much as exchanged a single like, you are required to hold up the book in the shop and say "hey my friend wrote this"

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

it's the name that makes this post art

news: "the president is scheduled to tra..." Rapid Response 47: "TECHNICALLY IT IS CONSIDERED EPHEBOPHILIA"

Slightly increase a band The Mighty Mighty Mighty Bosstones

You can sing scallion pancake breakfast taco to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The phenomenon where people act as if trans people have posting privilege is fascinating

Hi yes I have written documentation for human users of software for over 15 years and the instant you start thinking your userbase is lazy, stupid, or too sensitive, you have lost the Mandate of Heaven.

listening to someone at the farmer’s market describe their “speakeasy gym” which is accessed through a roller skate shop and concerned I might overdose on Portland