Georgia O’Keeffe ~ Red and Orange Streak, 1919 #GeorgiaOKeeffe #BOTD

lol sorry to break it to you but America does not like women

Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender

One year ago today I was taking pictures of the beautiful New Mexico mountains at @catrambo.bsky.social's Wayward Wormhole. It was a great experience full of learning, reflection, and a WhatsApp group chat that persists to this day. Really looking forward to WW2026 in February.

Best literary analysis ever

C'est moi

Somehow Bill Clinton’s dick returned

They fuck you up, your mum and dad They may not mean to, but they do. And now thanks to some bright tech lad They will never, ever be done with you.

Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

At this point im starting to worry the only thing that could be in the epstein files that turns conservatives off of Trump would be him bottoming for a dude

maybe this is a boomer take but not everything needs access to the internet. arguably most things are not improved by being online, including humans

i would actually like to own a wood chipper though. think of the stuff you could put in there

"The Aristocrats."

Little Sunfish

Me: it's not even 8am and the dogs are having a hard day @neolithicsheep.bsky.social: we're all having a hard day Me: ... Him: Stop it. Me: you know who-- Him: NO. Me: you know-- Him: GET OUT. Me: YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT HAVING A HARD DAY BILL CLINTON *flees*

NO ONE is talking about how wood chippers are endangered and that their natural diet has been depleted by habitat destruction. Wood chippers are apex predators. In a healthy ecosystem one wood chipper can prevent overpopulation of pedophiles, their enablers, and many other types of vermin.

not being able to threaten people with wood chippers is anti-fargo propaganda. free patton

sometimes ya just gotta take it on the chin 6 fouls means you’re ejected, 5 fouls means you’re trying to win

to be clear ya, if u post that ur gonna get banned lmfao what matters is that we got oswalt posting like this

Talk about giving heads of state

Being married to me means getting to hear a simulated rendition of the Trump-Clinton blowjob at 5:30am, complete with panting, mouth wiping, and use of the word "bigly."

Random rant: I don't really care that much that chocolate hummus exists. Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

every woman acutely understands this face.

If you can't handle me at my unhinged posting behavior you don't deserve me at my industry professional.

You all may disagree but I found this line in GDT's new Frankenstein movie to be absolutely haunting

networking is an incredibly important part of maintaining a professional presence in your creative industry, but it can be daunting. have you tried being completely fucking ridiculous online

Apple fox 🍎

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

HADES II, the biggest and most critically acclaimed game we've ever created, is now 20% off on Steam through this weekend!! May moonlight guide you as you battle beyond the Underworld. 🌒🌕🌘

Think it might rain

Me: 1-4 cocktails/week, zero commentary from him Him: 1/2 dose weed gummy every 1-3 months, endless ragging from me about how he's driving the property values down with his reefer and graffiti

The best thing about being the Substance User in this relationship is that when @neolithicsheep.bsky.social asks me for a half dose of an already low dose weed gummy I get to call him a drug user

Would, Your Holiness

surviving these motherfuckers through the power of art

Proud.

Scored an ARC @alexwoodroe.com's THE NIGHT SHIP and I'm about 1/3 of the way into it and it's making me go LOL AHHH WTF like every two pages so I'd say stick this one on your TBR friendos

"Consider the contemporary cannibal as metaphor. There’s a long artistic tradition of using physical appetite to symbolise emotional appetite...be it wanting to exploit, wanting to enact revenge, or wanting as loving desire." @wenyilee.bsky.social reactormag.com/tender-is-th...

Only in silence the word, Only in dark the light, Only in dying life: Bright the hawk's flight On the empty sky.

Sometimes I see a post like this one from @redwallfeasts.bsky.social and I understand how I grew up in a wine and beer household yet have had a love for fancy cocktails since I came of age.

Nobody wants Trump stumping for them in the midterms, kissing all those babies with tongue

Real 'you'd get kicked out of the writer's room for being too heavy handed' ass situation. Makes the ending of SNOWPIERCER look subtle and nuanced by comparison.

I ain’t been right felt right or done right since Daylight Savings, lord.

Paula Mela (Finland, b.1992) : Spring Fox, 2013 Ink, Crayon on Paper 75 × 52.5 cm Mela's quote in the alt text 👇

Part of the issue is that Good at Words people are generally inclined to accept that people are all different ways and to think that’s just fine. Good at Math people have been allowed too much room to think that only they have the thoughts that matter.

Books have deckle edges as a reminder they can hurt you physically AND emotionally.

They had to momento their mori for three seconds and decided well time to build the god that makes me immortal