I give them five bux a month because, like, thank you for your service Wikipedia

Sometimes I miss the good/bad ol’ days of “charcuterie is bourgeois” and “giving soup to neighbors is ableist” Twitter discourses, but good/bad news: we’re almost at that level here on the ‘sky:

Oh yeah, if there is one things Marxists love it is products by the most rapacious planet-destroying companies on earth run by the richest right-wing plutocrats in history. Can you even be a socialist if you don't love Meta, Musk, and Microsoft!?!?

Tbh i do see a directly line between "you dont need to engage with literature to write" to "all of concepting has been handed off to cleverbot"

I know this is Bad and no part of it is Good but this man helped make all our lives hell for the last ten years, and I do mean all in the sense that it includes everyone in the world, so it is also extremely Funny

The Worst Witch is Dark Academia

After a recent CE, I am more convinced than ever that I don't know anything about writing. Where do commas go? I don't understand numeral rules! I use British punctuation methods, but not consistently. I overuse "just" and "but." I can't spell for shit. I am amazed I am allowed to keep writing.

Do any of the professors or journalists or teachers also get their jobs back or nah

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

I have a new website, courtesy Clockpunk Studios and Jenn Reese! I love it, it's so beautiful. Go look at it: mollytanzer.com

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

i believe that we will win

A legit actual doctor once lectured me on how these tools would replace doctors and do their jobs better because they would eliminate biases like this. Whoops

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

The next stiff breeze will scatter my ancient ashes to the four corners of the world

And like blockchain, NFTs, etc., the chump marks will fight like hell to insist it is good and has uses because otherwise they'd have to admit they're a bunch of suckers. 🍭

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

1. Add veggies/fruits to everything. If you hate the texture/flavor grind them up. Look up "sneaky" versions of recipes like pasta sauce, chili, etc. Add frozen fruits to protein shake. (Always scale fiber w/protein) 2. Psyllium husk supplement daily. I like the capsules. 3. Eat yer legumes!!

This would be great but also a big part of the legacy of the show are people unironically liking Cartman and parroting what he says so it would probably backfire.

LOST writer-producer Damon Lindelof says he won’t work with Disney unless Kimmel js reinstated. I’m hearing other talent weighing similar pledges.

I am a ChatGPT virgin and will remain so for the length of my life. The other day I found out it was an app and was annoyed because previously I didn’t even know how people accessed this vile technology. Ashamed for all authors who delighted in asking ChatGPT to write like them for a while there 🥴

Bottom line, you're surrendering to Donald Trump. I would never be able to handle the humiliation

Watching prominent commenters followed by dozens of people I know say "it's over" because Jimmy Kimmel got suspended...like, they actually killed Medgar Evers, in defense of a fascist system that had been in place for decades. Imagine social media that day! Read history and have some self-respect.

I’m begging people to read Adorno

Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.

me to my students: LLMs are like your worst ex. They will LIE to you with the most serene, most confident face one of my students, quietly: I hate that guy so much

Look, they do not have the capacity or competence to do this at the scale they want you to fear they do, and your fear is precisely their greatest force multiplier. Everybody who is cowed into silence by their threats allows them a smaller pool to focus on.

JD Vance is doing the Reichstag Fire the right way. by Ezra Klein

Sounds like Stephen Miller plays with dolls

Isn't this sort of the plot of Oryx and Crake?

Dessert Mode: Activate! Best pie: key lime Best ice cream (store): Jenni's pineapple upside down cake Best doughnut: apple fritter Best bar: Hershey's milk chocolate bar shut up. Or something else milk chocolate but w/cereal in Best cake: tiramisu Best other: affogato. Maybe crème brûlée

Please don’t print on Bluesky that these guys are mad

Anytime a moderate liberal says something like “I didn’t/don’t agree with everything he said/says” about a right wing figure they should have to specifically list at least a few of those points of disagreement Like what about what he said did you have a problem with, I really would like to know

great news for writers these days. no editor can look your plot points and say "unrealistic" ever again

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.

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you cannot be disparaged by your own words... people cannot attack you with your own ideas if ones words are repeated and they are viewed unfavorably that is not a reflection of the one who repeats it is a reflection of the author

what happened to charlie kirk is a) fucking horrible and b) the exact thing, word for word, that he spent his public life advocating for and cheerleading, and any coverage that isn’t frank about that second part is massively irresponsible

9/11 is a great time to remember that the imperial power will seize on any opportunity to do what it was going to do anyway, especially if it gets to do it under the gaudy pagentry of being the Aggrieved

Some bring happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde :)

It was barely one week ago that a friend/follower of mine flounced across my social media platforms for criticizing this man lmao

I do not understand the mindset that makes liberals express sympathy for someone who would have absolutely celebrated if the roles were reversed, like bro, have some god damned self respect

he died doing what he loved

democrat melissa hortman was literally politically assassinated in her fucking home less than 3 months ago and now everyone wants to comment on how bad it’ll be now like ok

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." -Charlie Kirk

It's the same people who always say "let people enjoy things" now telling you not to enjoy something

Just such a weird way to learn that "thoughts and prayers" really can make a difference for victims of gun violence