Our regional sewer and transit systems are what make America great

WAIT HOLD UP ALYSA LIU WAS ONE OF THE IN-TRAIN ANNOUNCERS FOR THE MUNI METRO L TARAVAL RELAUNCH WTFFFF

New hook for the regional transit funding measures just dropped

I just love how much they all care about each other???

Lmao all the buffering has put my feed so far behind the last skater hadn't even started yet

Peacock won't even load lolsob

Woody and Buzz launch the Butlerian jihad.

Finally watching HARLAN COUNTY U.S.A. and I am ready to run through a brick wall

The Death Star board room scene is low key the funniest scene in cinematic history. It’s a work meeting with an evil samurai wizard everyone else finds mildly annoying and when his manager tells him to stop killing a coworker with his magicka, he has to listen.

I feel like not enough people have put together that he's obsessed with the fact that Ukraine has not had elections since the invasion and wrongly believes "no voting during war" is universal

@icecube45.net Portland Week update:

California had the right idea 18 years ago when it mandated hands-free phone use while driving, but should have smothered Uber in the crib by banning all phone use. We're too far gone now

US hockey tweet but can be applied to most things in life

Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it

Is this where the dreams come from?

It would be cool if the website we all joined to get away from Elon Musk spent 100% less time responding to his every rancid brain fart

damn it sure seems like this guy fucking sucks and i should never have to see any of his dumbass opinions on my timeline ever again in my life

Me reviewing high school students' science fair review committee forms, each of which is incomplete in its own special way

Happy Valentine's day, folks. Here's my favorite story about the nerd and the honeypot.

The best time to give these glasses the Glasshole treatment was at launch. The second best time is now

Hooting and hollering at women's curling at 8am, as God intended

The Muni godzilla horn should open panels revealing boxes of hammers and the doors to allow passengers to handle the obstruction

Market Street Railway Company, San Francisco, 1927. Assertions to the effect that “people preferred to drive” are guesses in the guise of explanations. In cities, a small minority of motorists degraded street car service for the majority.

If your city still uses Flock cameras (hi San Francisco), it's now officially to the right of Amazon

If you saw the creepy Ring Super Bowl commercial then you know they're manufacturing consent for a surveillance state (that serves ICE) by emotionally blackmailing us with our dogs' safety. This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.

Re: Minnesota I think it's important to both recognize they're lying about a full retreat and recognize it as a victory that they're cognizant enough of the PR disaster to feel the need to lie.

Gavrilo Princip on his way to get a sandwich:

Someone send that Whimsy Advisory Board post to all the madlads in El Paso buying red balloons today

A fun thing about having a core friend group of curious sickos (laudatory) is every once in a while the world reveals someone who so perfectly fits the mold you're surprised they aren't already in the chat

*crunchy guitar riff*

Has anyone successfully used one of these with flat bars and/or large pedals? Because I always end up looking like a doofus when I try

Did they run out of Dukes?

Hard pass for me, my local bus has more comfortable seats. Spending 6 hours in them on the San Joaquins recently was torturous. How did we peak with the la-z-boy superliner seats and then decide "nah, let's pretend weight matters like it's an airliner!" and then strip away the few joys of trains?

me, interacting with every tech product I must use daily now:

It's gotta be Dutch crunch bread, right?

See, this is why my friends and I have established a Whimsy Governance Board. Making people fear they have an orphan source event on their hands: not whimsical.

making a list of american institutions that are meeting this moment, and so far I've got burning man and paleontology down here... guess we're rebuilding society around the study of dinosaur bones and doing drugs in the desert

If you haven’t already, delete your TikTok

No spoilers but @icecube45.net looks exceptionally lost

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

you know what's cheaper and safer than a ring camera? a fake camera. I've had one since my last porch theft three years ago and it even fooled the eye of a cop trying to get me to snitch on my neighbors. you can't subpoena a recording that doesnt exist.

We've reached woke dos

We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose

Gasolina????????

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran