I think maybe if you're able to sit in your car on the sidewalk just to wait for the streetsweeper to go by, you should not be allowed to have that car

There was a period of time when NBC would put out these miniseries based on public domain epics with the most stacked cast you’ve ever seen and then schools would show them to 7th graders for the next 20 years and it was kinda paradise

is there a particular reason we've all decided that X The Everything App's @DC_Reporter is a reliable source of information?

Not in this article: a single word about her qualifications or experience

thinking about the recent spate of killings by ICE agents and getting incandescently mad about the "Flock cameras are Good Actually, if you don't break the law you have nothing to fear" takes from a bunch of lib-urbanist types a few weeks ago.

NEW: The SFPD was leaking real-time footage from surveillance drones, including color and thermal imaging, location metadata, and drone pilots’ names and email addresses. "There’s a certain trust given to the police to use these things correctly."

Highlight of the day was watching @megelison.bsky.social and @sarahgailey.bsky.social banter about deathbed confessionals. The lowlight was....this

This "non-muni" collision appears to be a passenger struck by a driver who was illegally passing the train during a stop. It is insane that so many of our light rail stops dump people out into traffic www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancis...

Dolores Park readers are esoteric as shit

I just spoke with Lindsay Graham for about 20 minutes. He said "AAAAAHHHHHHHH ITS SO HOT OH GOD AAAAAAAAHHHHHH'

I've lived in SF my whole adult life yet I still somehow incorrectly believe I can't get sunburnt on a foggy summer day

ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS

Too funny to call off, c'mon

This is the greatest athletic performance I have ever seen in any context

Go see THE INVITE in a decently full theater and listen for the funniest nervous laughs you can find (it's good)

How in the fuck did Chicago find a way to make this WORSE

Note to self

Not looking forward to whoever he has in mind for the SFMTA Board

Do you want Goldeneye because this is how you get Goldeneye

And both in areas that were slated for safety improvements but delayed or spiked by their cities' intransigence

Lurie and Chan are conspiring to *checks notes* save giant chain stores from vacancy taxes and prevent you from getting cheaper groceries? www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/m...

Deeply regret to announce I just did a thing I've been putting off for months and months and it literally took five minutes

I keep writing and deleting posts at every turn of this story, not wanting to be a conspiracy theorist, but: by next year we're going to find out he was getting paid off by Heritage or some such to ratfuck this whole thing

That's my Supervisor (derogatory)

It's almost impressive how unreadable the cross-platform arrival signage is at 12th St BART. Even if you have a rare direct view through a train door the red on red is too low contrast to read at an angle

Well knock me over with a feather

Local book stores are so fuckin cool. I told the person at Comix Experience that I was interested in Batman stories but the brutish version in the Arkham games was pissing me off, so she basically gave me an independent study of material to figure out what I do/ don't like so she can make more recs

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

Insane lineup in here. I thought s1 was inconsistent and never hit the highs of the original Game Changer episode, but this has potential. Hopefully they've been figuring out tighter edits

Must have killed him having to say Zee instead of Zed

Folks, former SFPD "Head of Strategic Communications" Matt Dorsey!

The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”

Lmao I had literally just walked away to start heating dinner

Are the sprinklers SUPPOSED to turn on here?

Pausa de hidratatión

Excuse me? Was our keeper lost?

the people who believe this reactionary coalition is the way to build progressive power in San Francisco are sure as hell telling on themselves

A wee bit of political analysis on who decided to show up: * D4 Supervisor Alan Wong * Transphobe and failed congressional candidate Marie Hurabiell * Sean Kim of Joe's Ice Cream * Failed D4 candidate Albert Chow * Otto Pippenger, because cars are working class * Richard Correia, ex-SFPD

Ballot measure to give Zach a sword and diplomatic immunity

Man.

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

Bodes well for mayor Danny blue jeans big "first ever fireworks off the golden gate bridge" tonight

Shout out the guy on my BART car who didn't get his headphones in fast enough so I could hear the announcers freaking out

SPORTS

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

Hey @sfchronicle.com you okay bud?

"We had asked for an egg, promising to return it as soon as possible." I will still remember these words long after I have forgotten my own name.

Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.

My friends are rad, please do put in the newspaper that my friends are rad missionlocal.org/2026/07/a-mo...