New* map of Chicago just dropped *It's always the same map

“If there’s a group in Chicago that advocates on behalf of anything, it’s the people who are advocating for bike lanes and bikers,” he told reporters. “Your advocacy is paying dividends for the people of Chicago.” Proud to be among the advocates in attendance yesterday. Let's keep making roads safe

I have seen this Discourse pop up so many times and I still have no idea where these kids are seeing all these sex scenes they object to

Lol

It is once again time to ask your angriest neighbors and electeds why they so steadfastly agree with the Trump administration

Trying and failing to think of a more specific and impressive endorsement for a book than "it charmed the Wikipedia editors into playing along"

I can't imagine that Tylenol dot com gets a LOT of web traffic, but there are probably at least a few people who arrived there unaware and left confused

Big day for my fellow cowards and procrastinators who didn't use the weekend to talk to family members who use our accounts

Per THR Kimmel gave DIS management the finger Thursday (post suspension) and refused to apologize, so I would be kinda surprised if that was a condition.

This but the group chat navigating each other's bike and transit routing

HIM is a near perfect orgy of violence that successfully connects so many forms of American Imperialism, from football to the military to Christianity to the goddamned Carlisle Indian School

The top of the Sunday home page of the paper of record in the richest city in the country

Nothing but respect for the person who said at 2:45 that they had a conflict for a 3pm meeting, then set their status to out of office by 3:15

Attn @icecube45.net

How your email finds me

Wild to me that the same people who say "enforcement" is the priority for traffic safety are also the ones caping hardest for the cars that aren't subject to enforcement when they fuck up

GO BLUE

What, exactly, does Slotkin mean by "I have no problem going after drug traffickers"? Who does she think does the "going after"? Does she think "going after" would be anything other than murder? Is she aware these boats could have been waving "DRUGS" flags and this still would have been a war crime?

Defector has invented a whole new metric by which to remember guys; easily the best money I spend every year

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

In other local news, if you spend any amount of time out in Golden Gate Park or Sunset Dunes, you've probably seen the Dog Taxi cruising by. Unfortunately Joey the dog has needed a lot of expensive surgery and her owner is tapped out www.gofundme.com/f/get-the-do...

Further proof that GrowSF are the biggest bitch babies in local politics. They do nothing but generate emails and misleading mailers and have next to no influence on voters, but relentlessly position to appear like they lead from the passenger side of a cop car

Wait what the fuck

Definitely a good sign for the book club book when all of the negative Goodreads reviews are getting brigaded by the same 2-3 accounts accusing people of not reading it or being too stupid to understand it

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

Three Alembic cocktails and French fries for dinner let's fuckin GO

The extent of Kimmel's comment: "We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”

Episode #4739258 of "the way the immigration system actually works in America is not even remotely how most Americans think it does, and is approximately a billion times worse in every possible direction"

-Initial data indicates the recall —despite getting some prog engagement—was driven by conservative voters who refuse to acknowledge we live in a city and deny our climate emergency. -More D4 voters voted yes on prop K than yes on recall. This vote was not a referendum on the park. 3/3

*muttering into the void* October 2016 was a geological age ago but a lot of people have forgotten that Comey's extraordinary fuckup wasn't staying quiet about the Trump-Russia investigation, but *acknowledging at all* a Clinton investigation. The FBI is famously tight-lipped (NYC fuckers aside)

spirit airlines pilots are the altima drivers that blow by you blasting music with the windows down of the sky

And as someone who spent 60 hours a week on prop K, I want y’all to know that ‘online activism’ does less than nothing. It feels like work but sucks up time and energy that could be put to good use.

When John Yoo says you are doing something that seems like a war crime, my friend, you are doing war crimes.

This cat’s cool AF though (didn’t shoot the scores and all so as to not spoil it for late time zones)…

relevant life lesson from comics on this one

although I do love remembering when a friend said, re this movie, “I’m bisexual (attracted to both Newman and Redford)”

some great stuff here on requesting public records for copilot and chatgpt logs www.poynter.org/reporting-ed...

Occam's Razor says he's lying his ass off to clumsily cover for his patron but Hanlon's razor suggests he's just monumentally stupid and thinks "trafficking" means shipping off like an Amazon package

Can't believe no one told me Bake-Off has a dirtbag Irishman AND a drag king

This is interesting and I think people are coming up with good answers to the wrong question. Media might avoid modern phone and app stuff because it's boring and shorthand like meet-cute is still legible. But is this new? Or did past eras' media do the same for other contemporaneous facts of life?

I think you'll find that this isn't true.

Please, I am begging you, guess (in writing) what character/series/author this is before clicking through

America is already great

Neither does Purude

UH OH (sports, giddily)

Uh oh (sports)

Almost choked on my cough drop, go Vawls

Bees?

Watching the Spanish language broadcast of Badgers-Tide, as God intended