Today in American Health Care System: apparently I had an employer-funded HSA at my old job? That's been steadily depleting $2.90/month in "fees" over the five years since I left?

If it's true that Israel and Iran are already firing again, we might get these guys to out themselves when they pitch a fit

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Taking these two posts together, the Pakistani proposal Iran and Trump (but not Israel?) have agreed to likely does not include reopening Hormuz, so expect to be right back here in two weeks

Some good news: my suburban Michigan country club legacy member brother in law is radicalized against Amazon

I...I think this is the first time I've ever actually heard One Shining Moment?

And ten years ago if I told you who had which titles you’d have slapped me on the spot

I'm gonna hurl

STOP POSTING POLYMARKET TWEETS AS NEWS

Holy shit that block

they really said "they should have sent a poet"

Every single traffic light on Market sees multiple drivers run red and block the box every cycle. Except this one light at a crosswalk with no cross streets. So guess where SFPD is?

Swear to God if it was the Luriemobile again

Crying with the astronauts a quarter million miles away

Astronauts are so cool

ALLONS-Y SLUTS WE'RE FUNDING THE MOTHER FUCKING BUS

Confronting this morning's horrors by putting on the second or third sluttiest thing I've ever worn in public to lure Dolores Park gays into signing ballot petitions for transit funding

I live in the City because it's where a woman at the wine bar has a technicolor tattoo of Narsil and Elvish script for "but it is not this day," that she got after the 2024 election. And right after she told me this, a "Classy to Trashy" bar crawl rolled in, full of oxfords tucked into Snoopy pants

Hi hello yes this sounds rad as hell

Keep watching after the music cuts out

Today in "God dammit that really did take just five minutes": scheduled dentist, optometrist, and haircut appointments, all in the next two weeks

"Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy."

Ryan Coogler said trans rights

This week’s newsletter is LIVE!! We can invest in a system that serves everyone, or we can allow private interests to reshape our streets around profit, not people. Technology should support our transit system, not undermine it. Read more at garymccoysf.com/blog

I think maybe Dem 28 hopefuls should start message testing "rejoining the Rome Accords"

Got you someone who loves you as much as Bong Joon-Ho loves CGI pig hybrids

ahhhh looks like the old Pretend To Be A Famous 193-Year-Old Tortoise's Veterinarian And Say He Died And Then Solicit Crypto Donations Through Social Media scam i've seen it a million times

The sneaky best part of this is when he finds out how long it actually takes: "Three days. I said 10 hours, so I was off by 26"

This is such a rich historical text

Just in time for my new policy platform, "dollar hotdogs are a human right" www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

I want to put this as plainly as possible: This site has way too many self-righteous, underinformed assholes looking to pick a fight. We need fewer of them and more people with Mark's expertise.

this is a place of honor. something extremely cool is buried here.

Nuremberg 2 is too good for these ghouls

Ironically THIS is where "death of the author" comes in handy

Bay Area friends, this ballot petition is existential. If we don't get these signatures in time, BART will die. No one is coming to save us but ourselves. Even if you don't have the time to volunteer, you can get your friends to seek us out. Throw a party and invite us, we will come to you!

Not unrelated, in one hour today I stopped four drivers who ignored multiple "do not enter" signs and (allegedly) followed their phone mapping instructions onto the pedestrian promenade

9.1°C is insane?

All of this AND Indivisible has been doing the work every day, not "just" organizing giant events every few months. They're probably the single biggest driver of local political engagement in San Francisco right now

They don't have immediate plans in the sense that they never plan anything, which is a real funny way for them to accidentally tell the truth for once

Fuck these goddamn fucking robots

anti-trans virtue signaling that is not going to last, because a LOT of cis athletes are about to find out they are intersex

Am I dumb or do the times of these street closures not align at all with the actual event plan? indivisiblesf.org/no-kings-3

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Ah so the Dave Foley resemblance did not just manifest with age

Find me at the San Francisco march to sign ballot petitions to save public transit

So this collision was with the mayor's Rivian as it made an illegal u-turn in front of the train

However much you despise Daniel Lurie, it isn't enough

It wouldn't cost a tenth of this if Caltrans weren't cowards

Large strawberries are always a disappointment