All three hosts eliminated, like one of those parties where the only people who live there are already asleep somewhere unseen. The world will now raid the grandpa's liquor cabinet of America

352 days to the start of the World Cup

went to the comic book store and they had a recommendation for you

England embracing Oasis is only a further argument for the USMNT to stop playing around and go all-in with a full Southern marching band playing Neck.

my only real opinion on this whole fifa mess is that the world cup should be called the soccer cup since they play soccer. that’s the only thing i would change

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This makes Balogun a Michigan Man.

Suetonius, in 60 AD, upon learning of Boudica

Harry Kane always looks a little bit like he just lost a toddler at the supermarket

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

Every Day this June Wake Up Tired Get Ready for the Day Get Angry about Supreme Court Decisions Ruminate/Try to Work World Cup Games Start Try to Work World Cup Games Continue Neglect Family Stay Up Too Late Watching World Cup Go to Bed

Losing in a penalty kick shootout in the World Cup when Major League Soccer player Matías Galarza makes their PK against you? Sorry Germany. (Credit @illuindb.bsky.social)

There will be levels of Parkaguay we’ve never seen before.

bernie wagenblast, whose voice new yorkers hear every time they ride the train www.nytimes.com/2024/01/06/n...

lebron never let messi score on him

Each team should have to submit one urine sample after the hydration break. If it's yellow, he's sent off and the team plays a man down. Prove you're serious about water

We made it, Grant

MEL BROOKS IS ALIVE PLEASE BEAR THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU SEE BIRTHDAY POSTS ABOUT HIM TODAY I REPEAT MEL BROOKS IS VERY MUCH ALIVE

south korea way ahead of the curve in ronaldo hating, you fuckin love to see it

Butts should not be called for offside. Justice for butts.

Taremi punished for being caked up. Will the tyranny against fat asses ever end? Jealousy is not a good look.

Happy Father’s Day to the king of Father’s Day posts

DNP - I'm baby

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.

While you’re saying “Go USA” or “Go Australia” I’m saying “Go Leinster and the Rule of Ireland!”

they should go for 2 here

We really have to do something about tanking.

This is me watching him play with Portugal tomorrow

I fully support Knicks fans being absolute psychos because if the Lions ever won a super bowl Detroit would look like Stalingrad.

We used to just call them LAN Parties.

if this guy shows up at Pittsburgh pride me and my friends would kill it with hammers I'll tell you that much

The US has shirts in every seat that say "no under, only dogs" and for that they should start today off down 2 goals

the only radical center i respect is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Never seen someone so angrily tweet with one hand

Typical GOP Rep Tweet: space lasers are an affront to God GOP Judge Tweet: you never had those rights anyway GOP Prez Tweet (on Truth Social): derp GOP Senior Senator:

No straight zones in Monaco? 🏳️‍🌈

fembots' revenge, print ad, illustration (1984) archive.org/details/rain...

just remembered that travis kelce is a cavs fan and now i can’t stop thinking about the concept of taylor swift being subjected to playoff james harden

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Nobody even knows what a Seattle dog is. Unserious tube meat community

Today is Ona Judge Day. While the United States gears up for its 250th celebration, which inevitably includes the likes of George Washington, Ona Judge made her escape on May 21, 1796. The Washington household attempted her capture several times, but she was never caught. Forever free

DID YOU KNOW: Lane Kiffin is the same age now as Rue McClanahan was on season 1 of The Golden Girls

Using the power of analytics the girls 10 and under soccer team I coach lost 4-3 today. We had more shots on goal though. The spreadsheets say that’s all that matters. We chanted ANALYTICS afterward over postgame snacks.