Chat GPT...we plagiarized a running blog for you.

Halftime, National Championship Indiana 10 | 7.65 total EPA Miami 0 | -6.22 total EPA gameonpaper.com/cfb/game/401...

Does anyone call it "the C-F-P" outside of ESPN programming and broadcasts? I don't think I've heard anyone say that in the wild.

Not sure what people have seen from Miami and Indiana that would suggest Indiana isn't about to roll them.

School district waiting to drop that mass cancellation call/text/email for tomorrow at like 9:37 pm right after the last child has gone to bed.

Dear Algorithms, I'm not Jared Leto. I'm not in Star Wars. I'm not a cult leader. I'm a midwestern dad in his 40s. I cannot wear an open $333 knee-length hoodie. Stop firehosing this at me.

I've had many glamorous automotive experiences for work. My karma leveled out on one trip up I-75 this weekend, white knuckling it through a snow/freezing rain squall in my inlaws' Ford Edge that felt like the back end was about to cut loose for SIX HOURS.

Gonna deserve the next two-decade run of irrelevance.

This game looks familiar.

So they are using methane turbines to power the child deepfake machine? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Kids have a snow day. Wife left for work event at 7AM. We've had breakfast. Post breakfast snack. Pre-lunch snack. Now preparing lunch they have been bugging me about since before 11AM. 8YO tried to sneak in another snack between the pre-lunch snack and the the preparation of the lunch.

Y’know, I actually like the design of the Dark Horse SC better than the GT500. And frankly, I’m kinda glad to see the Shelby name gone. All the serious engineering on the hot Mustangs of the last few decades have been done by Ford engineers, they should get the credit. carbuzz.com/reveal-2026-...

You guys really want me to fill this out after you had my car for a month?

New Bronco. Good idea. Ford probably going to sell a lot of them. carbuzz.com/2027-ford-br...

Going to need to build some Potemkin automotive factories. bsky.app/profile/bnon...

The last words posted by the last employed sportswriter will be a self-important screed about what is effectively entertainment reporting.

Family: What was your favorite part of the ski trip? Me: (desperately trying to think of something that wasn't that dude in a spotless GMC Sierra Denali 2500 HD pulling into the resort way too hot on ice, embedding the truck into a snow bank, and needing an old lower trim F-150 to tow him out.)

Finally got my Kia EV9 back today. Brought it into dealership for repair on December 11th, the morning after Sherrone Moore got fired.

Just saw the Bob Weir news. RIP. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KD1...

My Ioniq 5 just decided to perform an extensive software update while I was out running an errand. AMA.

Funny how the SEC got bodied out of national title contention when it became legal for every school to start paying players.

Was the Wrangler 4xe the best Wrangler? No. Was it the best PHEV? Good lord, no. Was it nice to have a Jeep Wrangler you could pop around town in without quaffing gasoline? Absolutely.

Hard to top the majesty of playing a semifinal on a random thursday night in January when the rest of the sport is already in the portal.

Hot take: Ole Miss is going to get closer to a natty this season than Kiffin ever does at LSU.

Think I can speak for all car journalists when I say that your press release about a new car feature doesn't need a recipe blog-grade personal preamble.

CFB coach who most looks like an alien wearing a human suit.

What?! No! Go Away!

*Fist pump that nearly injured me with its intensity followed by Roger Daltrey yell*

Apparently ownership found out that he bought Lamar and a couple other players a cheeseburger and refused to produce receipts when asked.

I don't know how I lived before getting 26 (and counting) daytime texts/emoji responses about baking a cake for the junior kindergarten teacher's birthday...which is more than three weeks away.

The OpenAI commercial needs a cutaway to the author of the workout plan ChatGPT plagiarized using Chat GPT for job search tips in an infinite enshittification vortex as the planet burns.

Why does America ruin postgame celebrations so much? Let the kids run around like lunatics with the trophy and enjoy themselves. Get the bowl executives off the field. Save the repetitive anodyne questions for the press conference.

Lane Kiffin leaving the best chance he gets to win a national championship would feel very fitting.

Have more pepper left than Pete Golding and I'm a day younger. Small victories.

Indiana, Oregon, Miami, and Ole Miss. Just like everyone predicted.

Threatening your tendency and breaking it > threatening to break tendency and reverting to it > threatening your tendency and doing it (Wink)

Fernando Mendoza talks like ChatGPT

/cuts to Curt Cignetti arriving home to his dungeon and throne made of human skulls as the rest of us fret about the minutiae of our favorite college football teams like any of it is going to matter.

This game has more Tessitore revving his voice to 8,500 RPM moments than points

That one Oregon FG is ruining a potential O00TT game

At least from the reports on who they are carrying over, Alford and Coombs are two long-term Ohio guys and Esposito the DL coach has been coaching in Michigan since 2010. So not totally bereft.

No bigger beneficiary of expanded playoff than Ryan Day. Hasn't won a Big Ten title in a normal year since 2019. Boosters would have rocketed him into the sun if last year's Michigan loss had knocked OSU out.

Michigan and Ohio State both had themselves a December. Ours still worse.

MiamI-Bama final would be so great for Notre Dame

Just to bookend. 12V wouldnt jump with a car but AAA portable jumper worked. Home safe. Happy new year.

Mario Cristobal, I was not familiar with your game. I apologize. O-H…N-O

tfw you don’t think 2025 can get any worse on the way out the door and your ioniq 5 is now a giant brick blocking your in laws driveway

Wink Martindale departing with one last turd 💩 for the road against an offense with a pulse.

Ready to move on from Wink shit

GO BLUE!