Joe Rogan is what'd happen if Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd got into a transporter accident.

As a bunch of half-naked UFC fighters glaze Trump for hours, I’d like to remind everyone the UFC’s revenue split with fighters is 15-20%. The NBA, NFL, MLB, and NHL are all around 50%. New fighters get $10-12K to show, same to win. A large chunk goes to their training. They do not get healthcare.

Ms. Rachel: As the American Academy of Pediatrics says, there is no safe amount of time for a child to be in detention. The Dilley immigration detention center must be shut down. We need to end the cruel policies of family detention and family separation.

all 30 arch linux users in shambles (i'm number 29) www.phoronix.com/news/Arch-Li...

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

A single laptop has never served so many people

SHES HOLDING THE POOP KNIFE BY THE FUKEN BLADE

the one upside of our technofascist future is that none of the people who make any of this stuff have any idea what they're doing

I can't believe Apple would just do this to me - I'll never get verified here now 🥺 #WWDC #iOS

Captain Picard, coming down from Heroin: I’m…very sorry Wesley, we acted…uncivilized towards you Wesley: I got to kiss Ashley Judd because of this Captain Picard: well then…I guess this kicked ass for everyone

I keep forgetting I did this and keep being delighted.

When your community removes a racist statue, do like Charlottesville and melt that fucker down. Because if you just stash it in storage, it becomes what @artcrimeprof.bsky.social calls “America’s strategic racism reserve” — ready for redeployment. www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/s...

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Me:

Big thanks to @sarahp.bsky.social for covering Indigo's launch at @techcrunch.com

This weekend at the pool.

Republican opponents of the new maps celebrated the overturning of what they saw as a misleading power grab, while Democrats pushed back against the court nullifying the will of the voters. Some Democrats even said they would try to challenge the ruling or explore other avenues.

My GPS said “you have arrived,” which felt a little presumptuous for a man sitting in a Taco Bell parking lot eating in silence.

god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

mood

Now this is how you sell a laminator

If you used Blacksky's AppView last week to stay online during the DDOS, it would be a good moment to send some money their way! 💸 (OpenCollective / GitHub / directly in app)

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

We all have days like this

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

Spent the evening modding my Lego Gameboy set into a functioning portable.

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

they're playing :)

Yeah because I tried Mastodon in good faith and it was the social media experience of eating bran flakes while being glowered at by an angry German

chasing a Grimace Shake with a Panera Charged Lemonade

did McDonalds milk Grimace to make this sauce

Jesus died so we could shitpost

I participated in a Galaga tournament today at a game store. The grand prize was a Switch 2. And they said that spending all those quarters on a galaga machine when I was a kid wouldn't take me anywhere.

when the guys wife dies in UP

Astronaut Victor Glover is set to become the first person of color in human history to leave low Earth orbit and embark upon a lunar mission. #ArtemisII

finally found a local cleaner refill store, conveniently located next to the us business thank god super market

I’m at ICE HQ

Deer enjoying cherry blossoms in Nara, Japan: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Do you know how many bugs we could save for a rounding error of this

become ungovernable youtu.be/0RLbXvUBzaY?...

why did we even domesticate peeves

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the ultimate example of this is, of course, the Debian Estrogen

Don't ever take this site or anything it publishes seriously. It is actively looking to hire people who hate Starfleet Academy to write about it. As of 8 pm on 10.3.2026, this is live on LinkedIn. Ask me again why I think the anti-SFA sentiment is manufactured. #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy

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rolling into the Shell station like

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58