Yall are missing out on the other hell site

Whoever decided this should be fired into the sun

Parts of Avoyelles Parish, Louisiana received over 20 inches of rain on June 18th-19th, corresponding to - Over 4 months of rain in a 24 hour period - A 1in1000 year flooding event. #LAwx @nws.noaa.gov #StateOfFlood

Saw Pressure over the weekend, and I've decided that I'm the 2026 version of Stagg.

Bitten by a tick? Don't go to the emergency room. It's not an emergency situation. Remove the tick with a pair of tweezers or tick removal tool. Deer tick or lone star tick - talk to your doctor or go to urgent care. Other ticks, watch for symptoms. Don't go to the emergency room.

👀 #EsriUC2026 @deepseadawn.bsky.social #Helene

Using @wxfront.bsky.social to tell y'all it was a pretty miserable day. There were even cases where you should "Leave Jared Alone" isjaredmiserable.com #NCwx #SCwx @nws.noaa.gov

Yes

Incredible rainfall "bullseye" in Louisiana from the remnants of Tropical Storm Arthur plus an influx of moisture interacting with a frontal boundary in the Southeast. Some areas have now recorded more than 30 inches of rain in the past 72 hours; with much of it in the past 24 hours.

Many folks experiencing a NOOOOOOOPE today! isjaredmiserable.com

Your constant reminder to focus on the impacts and not the TC name or strength

I love these hell sites

Don’t mind me, just out in the miserableness with my emotional support umbrella. isjaredmiserable.com

@nws.noaa.gov @accuweather.com Fox Weather @rhyall.bsky.social

People Enjoy This...apparently isjaredmiserable.com #SecondWorstSeason

Pretty good CAPE in today’s sounding

GOOD

A story about my fear of thunderstorms, how it peaked my meteorological interest, and how Lium.AI uncovered the event I had repressed for so long. They just launched today, and showcased one of my queries as a prime example of navigating through complex data in minutes. www.lium.ai

Flood Data now in Watch Duty

👀 www.youtube.com/live/XrfC73s...

I’m giving two talks today that, while different in nature, combine a bit of my current reflections from a professional, personal, and emotional standpoint. If you happen to stumble upon one of them (or both), I hope you enjoy.

So long past three months of #WorstSeason Hello 4.5 months of #SecondWorstSeason

Kid and I have been watching the original pirates of the Caribbean trilogy this week, and now all I want is Jack Sparrow, Barbossa, Davy Jones, and the East India Trading Company to set sail and search for the meteorite in Cape Cod Bay

Apologies to those that are in meetings with me today. I have a lot to say and I’m going to raise some hell

Played with this a bit. Here's an adjusted map, and a KMZ version

LALALA CANNOT HEAR YOU #MidshiftJams

New Pump Up Music Just Dropped www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwAK...

Am I giving a big talk today about how @noaa.gov / NCEI is going to be ready and work in the @awscloud.bsky.social?: YES Is it being given to important people from NCEI / NESDIS / NOAA / AWS who specifically flew into Asheville?: YES Will it have jokes and memes and animated gifs?........

Game Changer I've been advocating for something like this to be available, as it will highlight the inequities of folks who are told to "stay cool" but may not have the option to. www.census.gov/data/experim...

BUCKLE UP FOLKS!

WHAT!?!?

Making Jared's Great Again!

What was once shaping up to be a fairly productive stretch of rainfall across western North Carolina has once again fallen short. Meanwhile another very warm and mostly dry stretch looming by this weekend. #asheville open.substack.com/pub/timothyb...

I am amazed when I go to work cause sometimes I feel like I sit on a gold mine

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No data source on that minimum temperature map. Is it prism? Is it nclimgrid? We must know!

GeoSports · May 9th 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟡 717 / 1,000 www.geosports.app

Yep, this is gonna be a thing now GeoSports · May 8th ⚪️🟢🟡🟡🟡 732 / 1,000 www.geosports.app geosports.app

If we can get this kind of stuff in Everything Weather and @wxfront.bsky.social I may never have to use the NCEI website ever again!

Making star wipe great again

Stop announcing that your slides are made with Gemini. Better yet stop making slides with Gemini. There are better options!

Today marks 50 years since John Chambers and Rick Becker presented a new project to colleagues at Bell Labs - an interactive environment that became the S language. For more details, see the #RStats blog entry "S at 50": blog.r-project.org/2026/05/05/s...

Even IF @shawnmilrad.bsky.social ever wants me to ramble to his students, climatologically speaking, I'd probably never go. isjaredmiserable.com

Ralph Fiennes 🤝 Iron Maiden Making the “28 Years Later” Franchise Great Again #IYKYK

❗❗ New Python Notebook For USGS Data❗❗ There have been multiple requests to get the Streamflow data from the USGS National Water Dashboard. Well this notebook will do just that. It will get the data, plot it, AND provide a KMZ to be loaded into your systems. Go and play! github.com/jjrennie/usg...

As a member of NOAA, I consider myself a “USAJobs Survivor” so I’m happy to help folks navigate through the process!