BUCKLE UP FOLKS!

WHAT!?!?

Making Jared's Great Again!

What was once shaping up to be a fairly productive stretch of rainfall across western North Carolina has once again fallen short. Meanwhile another very warm and mostly dry stretch looming by this weekend. #asheville open.substack.com/pub/timothyb...

I am amazed when I go to work cause sometimes I feel like I sit on a gold mine

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No data source on that minimum temperature map. Is it prism? Is it nclimgrid? We must know!

GeoSports · May 9th 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟡 717 / 1,000 www.geosports.app

Yep, this is gonna be a thing now GeoSports · May 8th ⚪️🟢🟡🟡🟡 732 / 1,000 www.geosports.app geosports.app

If we can get this kind of stuff in Everything Weather and @wxfront.bsky.social I may never have to use the NCEI website ever again!

Making star wipe great again

Stop announcing that your slides are made with Gemini. Better yet stop making slides with Gemini. There are better options!

Today marks 50 years since John Chambers and Rick Becker presented a new project to colleagues at Bell Labs - an interactive environment that became the S language. For more details, see the #RStats blog entry "S at 50": blog.r-project.org/2026/05/05/s...

Even IF @shawnmilrad.bsky.social ever wants me to ramble to his students, climatologically speaking, I'd probably never go. isjaredmiserable.com

Ralph Fiennes 🤝 Iron Maiden Making the “28 Years Later” Franchise Great Again #IYKYK

❗❗ New Python Notebook For USGS Data❗❗ There have been multiple requests to get the Streamflow data from the USGS National Water Dashboard. Well this notebook will do just that. It will get the data, plot it, AND provide a KMZ to be loaded into your systems. Go and play! github.com/jjrennie/usg...

As a member of NOAA, I consider myself a “USAJobs Survivor” so I’m happy to help folks navigate through the process!

I love that the official report from NCEI does include the Monster Energy Drink Images www.ncei.noaa.gov/monitoring-c...

BREAKING - that 7.1 inch "Monster" hail stone from 2024 is the NEW STATE RECORD for Texas. www.accuweather.com/en/severe-we...

🚨 🚨 🚨 @nws.noaa.gov entry level positions open up on May 1st! www.usajobs.gov/job/867259300 www.usajobs.gov/job/867260400 www.usajobs.gov/job/867260700

I really enjoyed Jamie's run on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social, but it also confirmed something for me. @kenjennings.bsky.social is REALLY good at hosting the show, and was the natural, correct choice in replacing Alex Trebek

Get ready Omaha @nwas.org #NWAS26

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Website changes color based on how miserable I am. Was miserable this morning, now I’m not isjaredmiserable.com

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Update: it lives!

Finally some good news. cc @climatologist49.bsky.social

NOOOOOOOOOO! wlos.com/news/local/l...

AND it ends up in our archives here in Asheville! Become an observer and let me play with your data!

Uh oh #NCwx @jasonboyercbm.bsky.social @wxbrad.bsky.social @timbuckleywx.bsky.social @natejohnson.org

That's right, and it's the best damn ambassador anyone can hope for

Me: man @NASA does cool outreach things why doesn’t @noaa.gov do cool stuff like they do? Also me:

New in the Copernicus Climate Change Service (C3S) Climate Data Store: time-series dataset of thermal comfort indices from ERA5 reanalysis, hourly 1940–near real time. Get location-based trends for heat stress, without downloading full global grids. ⬇️ #CopernicusClimate

Jon Oliver did a segment on these companies this week But yea our QA/QC algorithms are going to have a fun time youtu.be/ZN4njIQcSR4?...

Welp, my day is ruined. @NWS probabilistic heat risk just got released today. Soliciting for Public Comments through September 30, 2026 www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/heatrisk/pro...

The misery for folks in the upper midwest is almost over. My misery over CONUS decreases by 10% in the next few hours #WIwx #MIwx #IAwx #ILwx #MOwx #ARwx

My Weekend Project. More soon! www.isjaredmiserable.com

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Sounds like a great internship opportunity (Lapenta? Hollings? REU? Other?) - Model initializations / runs in public AWS/Google Buckets - Sounding data hosted at NCEI. - All code can be run using python Who wants to do it?

DYK that @noaa.gov estimates how much rainfall you would probably need in order to end drought? www.ncei.noaa.gov/access/monit...

Look at these morons paying their taxes. I did mine over a year ago!

Warm and Dry for Asheville since mid Feb 2026. Thanks I hate it. #NCwx @jasonboyercbm.bsky.social @wxbrad.bsky.social @timbuckleywx.bsky.social @ncweatherauthority.bsky.social

Finally some good news for @coweatherman.bsky.social and I

STATE EXTREMES COMMITTEE…. ASSEMBLE! #WIwx @coweatherman.bsky.social @nws.noaa.gov

GOOD

If you use the R package DLNM to estimate excess risk attributable to environmental conditions (e.g., heat/cold), I've rewritten the package in python: github.com/aedessler/py...