Thinking about Stuff Happening

Nothing but respect for MY canonical He-Man movie:

potus mickey 17 does explain a lot

FUCK ICE - SHIRT AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN

TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!

If we just give him one of these will he go away?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Or a Shuffle Remix.?.

A truly cursed sentence. And I'm a Boston fan

Every holiday should have a grinch, crazy unexplored territory

One thing no Boston/MA team needs is bulletin board material because regardless of record or seeding every Boston/MA team already has a chip on their shoulder. thinks everyone is against them & they’re the underdog that needs to prove everyone wrong… *shrugs*

love is love is love is...

Earlier today I sent @dumbmike.bsky.social a photo of JD Vance I thought was just funny and he wordlessly used it to replace Chris Farley with JD Vance in the iconic SNL Schmitt's Gay ad.

Once again posting Plymouth Rock, the final boss of disappointing landmarks

99% chance this is what they mean

In the throes of depression, screaming at the top of my lungs: HEY MAMBO, MAMBO ITALIANO

“Welcome to ‘Whiskey Friday,’ brought to you by Tears of The Left Bourbon. I’m Tony Dickpills, and my guest tonight is… [checks notes; visibly grimaces] …yet again, your friend and mine, Deuce Bigalo, Male Gigalo!”

I'm between moves. Don't wanna find my Big Book of Death

✨ gnbsky

To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it. Next week is what will break you.

Just had a terrifying "wait, this is different than the video I watched earlier" moment. What the fuck are we doing

really burying the lead here that Bovino needs an armed contingent to use the bathroom at Target

had never occurred to me until now but a "join ICE for $2000 in DraftKings bonus bets" promotion would be aesthetically and culturally consistent

Hell yeah Minneapolis. We must have some indie wrestling fans in that crowd.

These people will fire and deport you for insufficiently glazing Charlie Kirk but openly celebrate killings against perceived ideological enemies.

We might as well drink a ton before they kill us all

I love the emergence and shared understanding of the phrase “maybe it will happen today”

Is this what 'Greenland 2' is about?

i agree but you should have posted some pornography instead of the norman rockwell painting

Time to reup the real National Security Strategy:

“Ah, but they aren’t violent until I’ve edited them." —When asked how such a ‘nice lady’ could edit Martin Scorsese’s movies. HBD, 👑 Thelma Schoonmaker...

we need to ask for guillotines and put up this as the compromise

If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States

This is what they took from you

happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)

Deep fryers, labelers, and 3d printers are inventions that beg people to try using them on all the things, without needing a single person to declare them inevitable. No one needs to be told to adapt or die to instinctively go "ooh I wonder if I can ___" about em

This is now my favorite movie tagline of all time

"Do you want your homes infected with the vermin from foreign shores? Do you want a bunch of mongrels to come over here?" #TwilightZoneMarathon

LOVE that @billiestarkz.bsky.social is represented on here!

blast ur local deathmatch guy with the cutie patootie beam @dimitrialexandrov.bsky.social #wrestlesky 🤼

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing