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All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. I don't propose this out of environmental or safety concerns, I just think it would be funny and upset a lot of people I don't like.

Have we had this conversation yet?

the last sentence is poetry

It's Billy Joel's birthday today, so we are obligated to post this ridiculous piece from our archives: "Did anybody else feel like the entire song was about how the only thing that makes our pathetic lives worth living is listening to him play the piano?"

Evergreen.

putting a napkin over my head and consuming grogu like the ortolan bird

It's me. I'm Man

What I will say is that if the state does flip, every northern lib who was posting shit about how people in Texas got what they deserved during the 2021 freeze for voting for Abbott don't get to celebrate, they can all go fuck themselves.

Like the vast majority of spiders (certain Australian psychopaths excepted) the Brown Recluse does not seek confrontation and will only bite if threatened or trapped. To use words Kyle Rittenhouse will understand, Brown Recluses have a Castle Doctrine and abide by strict Stand Your Ground laws.

Sucking on the filter part of the Brita to get to the special kinds of vitamins and nutrients that they keep hidden from you.

RIP Ted Turner, a man who for sh*ts and giggles co-created a wrestling program to air on Monday nights specifically to f*ck w/ Vince McMahon and, in turn, became the highest rated show on primetime TV for a solid two years. A mainstay of my teen years.

The LITERAL X-MEN! More dumb fun literal superhero art.

May the 4th be with you.

rudy dying is going to be a comedy letdown, as we all realize that we're not topping the Four Seasons Total Landscaping shitposting saga dude's been buried for six years. the rest is just a formality

"Ah, yes. Your father's 'Liquid Swords Tweet.' This is the weapon of an Obama Era Poster. Not as clumsy or random as a 2026 politics skeet. An elegant weapon for a more ill-informed age..."

Well that's it. Go Sox until we care about football

Guess what? I officially "Sports Hate" Embiid.

profoundly evil image

People asking me how I feel about Game 7 tonight…. Same as I always do. Same as I did before opening night. Same as I did the night Jayson Tatum came back. Same as I did before Game 1 of this series against Philly. Games are won & lost on the court. I have no control over that. I just watch.

Probably an important reminder that as superhuman as his return has seemed, Tatum is still made up of bones and muscles and joints and tendons, and all of those muscles and tendons have been working particularly hard to make up for the one that tore catastrophically.

Hey @moviehooligan.bsky.social & @startthemachine.bsky.social Have y'all watched 'The Cleansing Hour' yet?

I posted this on IG a while ago and it almost got my account deleted so since I just found it on my phone again and it's totally evergreen I guess it can live here now ✌️😘

Starting to see Gen-X “drink from the hose” posts about millennials. No.

*ten minutes later* we regret to inform you that Chonkers is racist

It's the day that it is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZa...

I hate this, but the '08 team went to Game 7 in the first 2 rounds...

let's try this again after Saturday nite

“The Rock getting a ticket” is a very funny image

That last picture is RIDICULOUS

Rest easy, David Allan Coe. You were a racist prick, but you also gave us the perfect country and western song. youtu.be/LZbso7sNqv0?...

"My world's on fire. How 'bout yours?" -- a poet

Agreeing with everything @bjcolangelo.bsky.social says on the @slashfilm.bsky.social Summer Movie Wager: A Tradition Like No Other

I was in the building when Tony gave Skye Blue her contract. Watching her growth over the past 5(?!) years has been amazing. And Maya World is from my local promotion, excited to see the same from her.

Not a noun

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

Stop trying to be president, son, and start trying to be PRESENT for your SON

Did you know that almost every 'attempt on the life of the president' since 2016 has taken place on a weekend? People are so busy these days it's hard to find time for their hobbies

Liberals have a bizarre catastrophe complex. No one will remember tonight in 72 hours. Like half the country will probably never even know it happened.

It's time once again for Bluesky's favorite game, Try Not To Have A Visit From the FBI Tomorrow!

Honestly, it's supremely irresponsible to the *staff* to keep this disgusting panto act going for a minute longer. No decent person should blame them if they all walked out on a wildcat strike.

The thing about the WHCD is, do you have any idea how nice it is not to go to something? And to have the excuse that you're doing it on principle? My god, take the win.

If you called her "the goat," I think you'd get one of the most withering staredowns in history. But the truth is the truth. Happy 94th to Elaine May. Long may she reign!

love bluesky because the replies to this post immediately descend into people fighting about whether the minions would have worked for stalin