Every shitty character archetype no longer believable in fiction, from fratboy rapist to evil developer to frightening lunch lady, currently occupies high positions of government. We live in a nightmare.

I was going to read the docket in this case, but then I got high. I was going to go through all the depositions, but then I got high. Now I’m writing silly Skeets online, and I know why? (why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high..

Very much my shit. #SXSW

Best band I saw at #SXSW...

the vibes at sxsw 2026

Once Kat wins, some's gotta make a Kat Abughazaleh is #AllElected graphic.

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The 3 step process to better cities you can start now for the cost of a few rocks.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day, folks! Here's Warwick Davis in full makeup being taught how to properly smoke a bong from behind the scenes of Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood.

Good headlines should tell a story, and hoo boy is this a 15-year journey. techcrunch.com/2026/03/17/b...

Underrated runner here is that some general clearly told him to call it an incursion rather than a war and now he's never, ever going to call it anything other than an "excursion," we are ruled by Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda with tertiary syphilis

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plain - Saint Patrick

@cavensxcavens.bsky.social !!

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

When your mom makes you put your toys away [Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library, MS 425, fol. 48r, France ca. 1470-75]

The soundtrack for Now

Happy Ides of March, everyone!

Errol Morris trying to interview Pete Hegseth using the special camera he used in Fog of War where the interview subject sees Morris looking directly back at them, but Pete Hegseth keeps pawing at it confused like a raccoon

There are no moral victories in the NBA, but the Celtics proved plenty during the road trip despite the two losses. Regardless of circumstances, they don't back down. Truly a team that you can love to root for.

I leave this road trip entirely unafraid of the "best two teams" in the league 💪💚

Happy 6th anniversary to the time Sarah Palin sang Baby Got Back on the Masked Singer and then the show changed to Trump's address to the nation about COVID.

I've never been less motivated to wade through the morass of my taxes than this year.

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

"We're gonna put an oil tanker up Phil's ass"

Cannot believe I am watching Italy-Mexico baseball because the Americans didn’t bother to read the rules of the tournament

Nice listening

The fact I’m even thinking about Sloppy Joes is probably a recession indicator.

"but everyone else is FUUUUUCKED"

i do think they need to come up with something to describe the price of a barrel oil that isn’t “bbl”. i don’t want to have the horrible state of the world affect the way i think about big asses

New generation about to learn about color coded threat levels

We need to protect the kids from swearing and tell them confrontation is bad but not sports gambling, partnerships with organizations and countries against human rights, and letting domestic abusers play ball

Popular voice actress Sumire Uesaka has been confirmed to participate in the Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship Battle Royal at GRAND PRINCESS ’26. Yesterday, she attacked the promotion’s representative with a saber and forced her way into the match. #tjpw #tjpwGP26

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

Tales From The Keane Compound #634

Hegseth said: “America, regardless of what so-called international institutions say, is unleashing the most lethal and precise air power campaign in history.” “No stupid rules of engagement,” he said. “No politically correct wars. We fight to win, and we don’t waste time or lives.”

We might have manufactured and profited off it, but that's it...

There's an account on Twitter that posts Breaking Bad photos, and... Damn, Aaron Paul. I truly was not familiar with your game.

The Kornet Kontest successful again

The NBA: We cannot allow our teams to celebrate vices, like our cities' premier strip clubs. Also, the NBA: Brought to you by gambling companies DraftKings, FanDuel, BetMGM, and Fanatics Sportsbooks

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

wait so am i supposed to set my clocks forward an hour or a few seconds closer to midnight

Happy International Women’s Day

Bizarre little stamps (laudatory). You're still in control of the board.