The New York Times is burying the lede here by revealing that America has a hidden formula for greatness that we’ve never seen.

FACT CHECK: Despite Megyn Kelly's prevarications, pedophilia is always bad.

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Adam and Steve are a heterosexual couple — “Adam” is short for Adamina. They’re coming by next week. Adam and Eve are the transmasc/transfemme couple who live down the street. Hey guys! Come on in. I’ve just made some chili.

It’s Crime Week over here.

Did a double take upon seeing Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights advertised as “inspired by the greatest love story of all time.”

Despite a ceasefire mandating the passage of humanitarian aid, only a fraction of the aid needed has been let into Gaza.

James Cagney brings me so much joy.

I met the Internet’s most famous disabled puppies and promptly died of cuteness.

I think one great service Trump will do for America is dismantle the very widely held belief that rich people are rich because they have some special capacity. They had at least a well off dad and happened to have something that had been worthless but people suddenly wanted in a hurry.

A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.

My risotto is pretty good.

I met a very, very sweet bunny in a store this morning. Had to make the difficult choice not to take the little thing home after it reached up and sniffed my hand.

In messages released by House Democrats, Epstein wrote "of course [Trump] knew about the girls".

Stevie Van Zandt is not the best actor in The Sopranos, but he is the show’s most convincing mobster. The guy looks like a supporting character in a Jimmy Cagney movie.

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Scorsese uses Gimme Shelter in a movie. (WARNING: MEDICALLY LETHAL)

I hope Robert Caro is having a nice day.

“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

"The danger is all around us. We are suckers for this charm. It’s going to be our downfall, it seems. We’d rather be entertained than taken care of. It’s tragic, really.”--Michael Shannon

I don't care how Schumer himself votes. The bottom line is that as Senate Majority Leader, Lyndon Johnson would have last night had on his desk eight sealed mason jars with the severed hands of every senator who even thought about raising them to vote yes. As a majority leader should.

This attack on my people ain’t gonna stand.

erin reed is a grifter and a money suck mini thread

The world is a disaster, but at least we get to live at the same time as Martin Scorsese.

The Supreme Court was always going to swat away Kim Davis’ latest appeal, which did not even properly raise an attack on marriage equality. But pay close attention to what the Republican-appointed justices get away with after today’s positive headlines fade. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Why, You grave but reckless senators

I hope @audacityofdespair.bsky.social is having a nice day.

Mamdani is going to impose Ave Maria law now and at the hour of our death.

Before the ACA, I couldn't get insurance as a freelancer at all, bc I'm a type 1 diabetic, so "pre-existing conditions." It was absolute shit on my health, scavenging for insulin & test strips, constantly in life or death debates about being able to go to the doctor. I had no primary care.

Pushing people off their healthcare plans in the most uniquely sociopathic medical system in the developed world is nothing short of social murder.

Trump's speech was edited. It was not misleadingly edited. This is contemptible - if entirely predictable - cowardice from the BBC.

Made my girlfriend a salad

Paul Schrader is just Travis Bickle now. A solipsistic loser who lives in a fever dream where other people are more like visions of a forgotten past than equal participants in human life. Of course he’s embracing GenAI.

Enjoying Columbo, an endlessly rewatchable series. Falk's sly timing raises the level of every scene, as in "Blueprint for Murder," where he questions the arrogant architect, drops an incriminating fact, then reaches in his coat pocket and asks, "Ya want half a candy bar?"

It’s even more alarming than people my age insisting that Avatar: The Last Airbender is a masterpiece.

Eat your breakfast sandwiches, kids.

if you can support (since those we did/didnt elect apparently don’t give af)

Has Speaker Johnson, who prides himself on starting the Civility Caucus, commented on a member being verbally harassed and berated like this?

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Listening to Satie first thing in the morning… good stuff

Life has been taxing lately, but you know what’s not taxing? Getting 4Ks of Goodfellas and Casino. I love those movies so much.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court granted the Trump administration's request to enforce its discriminatory passport policy while our lawsuit makes its way through the courts. This decision undermines the freedom of transgender, non-binary, and intersex people to have our IDs reflect who we are.

Hello, I’m from Gaza. We’re living through hell homes destroyed,memories erased,loved ones gone. Even the innocence of our children has been shattered. Every bit of help—even a small donation—could save a life or rekindle a flicker of hope. 👉 gofund.me/0fa0750c Thank you for remembering Gaza 😢🙏

Thinking about this song for no particular reason. youtu.be/eJlN9jdQFSc

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

BREAKING: The Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to end the use of the "X" gender marker on passports.

I deserve a kitty.

The grandmother from Gilmore Girls sent my station flowers. How's your day going?

Attacks continue in Bureij refugee camp in central Gaza as Israeli forces expand military action beyond 'yellow line'.

Are the Seven Dwarfs unionized? Discuss.