Thank you ACC for always being yourself

Several Republican members of Congress have said that they are retiring to spend more time with other people's children.

I shaved 👀

How is Medicare funded?

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

Yeah, the new American Revolution series goes HARD.

The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey. The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.

maybe i am going insane

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Mosht thingsh in here don't react well to bulletsh, Charlie Brown.

A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.

Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles. (📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)

1. This looks like a cool design 2. Hooray (fictional) Nolan Reimold homer!

Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy

Honestly this is at least a little embarrassing for everyone involved.

SHEDEUR SANDERS WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA

Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker. The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”

62 Years Ago Today:

The Daily Mail is IN HELL

Yup, Grayson's shoulder is crabmeat.

Welcome to our three-part series on book rebinding, where Library of Congress advanced book conservation interns Brittany and Devon will take you through all the steps of rebinding a book from the Library's Thomas Jefferson Library Collection. Stay tuned for parts two and three!

I think something happened to Josh Allen.

Elon would have bought the emperorship and been consumed by the consequences. Didius Julianus

Butlerian Jihad (Taylor's Version)

"Thing believed to be causing bubble surges past levels believed to represent bubble, potentially easing bubble fears."

you know what the orioles didn't have enough of is Guys who can hit 30 homeruns and bat below .230

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

the two things i wish i could watch again for the first time: -2014 ALDS game 2 between the baltimore orioles and the detroit tigers -too many cooks

Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.

I'm sorry, but how can Ken Burns think he can get away with using Paul Giamatti to voice John Adams, but not bring in Martin Sheen to cameo reading the one Josiah Bartlett quote in The American Revolution?

End the Drug War. Recommit to targeting Violence as the fundamental priority for American law enforcement. End Mass Arrest. Demilitarize Law Enforcement. Police the police externally, with established civilian review.

*sobs*

if they're gonna call it Operation Charlotte's Web, people gotta start showing up with "some pigs" signs

Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description

"They're calling it 'pedofiling'. It's when you keep detailed records on the underage girls you are trafficking." --Ice-T

If you lived 100 years ago, who would you have been? What about 1,000 years ago, or 10,000? My new history show, Past Lives, is all about the experiences of regular folks. Watch the trailer now and subscribe to the feed - we launch December 3 with three episodes! www.instagram.com/reel/DRAY51b...

"On it!"--Genghis Khan

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Let me show you the difference between a $40 hoodie and a ~$100 hoodie. 🧵

Today we learned that JD Vance can't pronounce "acetaminophen", and just chose the next best thing he could think of. Nazi Dan Quayle

🚌 Inquirer transportation reporter Tom Fitzgerald answers some FAQs about what the f— happened with Philly’s Greyhound station. 🚏 As he puts it, “It’s an equity issue.” Watch the full video ⤵️

I confess I cannot help but question the moral fiber of anyone still willing to openly and loudly support a president who seems quite clearly to have raped underaged girls, in league with a notorious sex-trafficker. I am not sure how you can support that and be a good person. I don't think you can.

Betsy PattersHon

@miketaddow.bsky.social when the nieces and nephews think you’re the coolest:

The thing is that if you get your data from DoorDash, it might be more convenient but the costs add up in the long run, because it’s really better and cheaper to just go directly to the data place and pick it up yourself.

Your Lucy can afford a football? Mine is using several banana peels sewn together with floss.

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