Biggest Cleveland HBP since Roger Dorn.

ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?

Among other things, we often contrast in Greek military thought between the personal-excellence 'Achilles' ethos and the clever-tactics 'Odysseus' ethos. Whereas Pete Hegseth recalls the Ajax-the-Lesser ethos of being forgettably bland and unimpressive except for doing a bunch of sexual assault.

Don't want to say Sinclair caved, but Indiana Jones just dove out the front door with an idol.

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Oh my GOD Garrett from COMMUNITY is on JEOPARDY

And this retweet is how I learned about something called "gamekeeper's thumb". The More You Know... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulnar_c...

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

A truly inspiring thread.

Sheet-pan ravioli @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

The Library of Congress has three buildings on Capitol Hill but that’s STILL not enough space to store all of the collection items in the world’s largest library. Here's a look at one of the off-site Library storage facilities in Fort Meade, Maryland.

I really hope the AP keeps using this photo, because it tells a better story than any thousand words ever could.

I know I’m in the minority, but I love the ornithological correct bird #BaltimoreOrioles #Birdland #OriolesNation

Jean-Raphael WOULD do a Fireball ad.

The #Ravens o-line not covering themselves in glory tonight.

Every single person ever diagnosed with autism was exposed to dihydrogen monoxide. But Trump can't talk about that because he, too, has been exposed to this molecule. What do you think causes those white trails from flying jets? DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

At least do the modern equivalent of "ride circuit" and make them each the chief judge for one of the Courts of Appeals, so they have an actual job during the time when they aren't in session in DC.

Twelve-year-old Baltimore Stallions fan DJ is sharpening his pitchfork right now.

Wait, I thought that's what the cages were for...

Why Defector is intervening to make public a confidential document in the Tyreek Hill case: defector.com/why-defector...

The dozen of us in Philly not watching the Eagles game just now.

I once decided to look up who might have had a single-season OBP at or greater than Bonds' .609 at any number of plate appearances, and in order to find anyone I had to lower the PA threshold to 10.

Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60

Plus side of Sugano not being able to finish any Yankee batters off tonight: fifteen uninterrupted minutes of Boog Powell in the booth during the top of the third.

This is such a mean line that I will have to find a way to use in the real world.

At Broadview ICE facility, federal agents hurl tear gas and pepper spray at protesters blocking vans www.chicagotribune.com/2025/09/19/t...

Welcome to the world of “inclusions,” an ecosystem known to archivists the world over in which they come across all sorts of things readers have purposefully or inadvertently left between a book’s pages. Recently at the Library, the objet du jour was... a snakeskin. 🐍 blogs.loc.gov/loc/2025/09/...

Plaaaaaaschkeeeee!

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

I was a nephew once. This explains so much.

Congrats to the happy couple!!! 🎉

look we’ve all had a radicalizing moment on one of the gawker sites, it’s just that for normal people it was marchman ranking cereals

Me, saying "Double Jeopardy!" in the quarter-second between when Ken Jennings says, "Answer..." and the Double Jeopardy screen pops up.

Love that they still have the Deadspin Rule right on the front page.

Gaza, Nepal and the Epstein files

I don't know, I find the league to be quite outspoken about a number of issues.

How the federal government makes money 🤌

People need to stop acting like there's some big diabolical scheme behind the actions of this administration. There's not (not even Project 2025). There are dozens of people with their own plans, at many different levels, some of which have received independent approval from the president.

I have a theory - much like how if you live in New York City for long enough you become culturally Jewish in a way, if you hang out online for too long you end up culturally Philadelphian

So it sounds like the #emmys are doing the orphan-crushing machine meme but for real?

a fucking true eagles fan.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

Makes sense. The logos already match.

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

Look, folks, EU4 players never killed anyone.

No Cowntry for Old Men