Just incinerated your man with a single gesture

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

Bugonia is real and it happened to me

Hüsker Dü’s Grant Hart was born on this date in 1961.

clayton kershaw's last act on a baseball field was to get a silver medal with a rainbow ribbon draped around his neck

COURT MARTIAL FOR MARK DEROSA

The American baseball boys simply didn't respect the troops hard enough. Our brave service members all feel let down. They're saying you should fold Major League Baseball, Mr. President, due to lack of troop respecting.

You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.

happy st patrick’s day

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, MY FRIENDS.

Congrats to Venezuela for winning the WBC! and for sparing us Team USA’s joyless flag-humping.

There is still good in the world 🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪

Team USA understands that a commitment to the military is a huge sacrifice. For example, Paul Skenes sacrificed a career in the Air Force to transfer to LSU to focus on baseball and a major league career.

I need the CAF to take a close look at the 2016 World Series next, and declare Cleveland the winners. There’s still time to have a parade!

Noted utility infielder Gunnar Henderson riding the pine

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

It’s interesting how every billionaire ceo’s ideology boils down to “you should give me all your money, I should be above the law, and I should be allowed to do anything I want.” Thiel being like, “oh you see because otherwise the antichrist” is barely an innovation

A fundamental problem with this country is that you have less responsibility, transparency, and duty as you gain more power when it should be the opposite. The Supreme Court gets to be very secretive for no good reason. Cops get a monopoly on violence and have near total immunity when they use it.

One of the most annoying parts of Gilded Age 2 is how bad they want us to take rich people seriously, even when they say shit like “I don’t think” or “you should feed your whole brain into the computer so I can sell it back to you”

Eight Men Out

“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile” <deletes account>

“Shoot Out the Lights” by Richard and Linda Thompson was released on this date in 1982.

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David, there's nothing cool about fans and players enjoying the same of baseball. You know what is cool? Some guy who was a navy seal like 10 years ago talking to you about some shit.

i cannot imagine a future without trans people because without trans people there isn't a future

Hockey fans will tell you it's hockey players with an intensity that suggests they've Seen Some Stuff. But I do think that American ballplayers have basically never been this dull; it's just a lot of rich suburban kids from the southeast and Texas, now.

Remember, boys. This is baseball. We are not here to have fun, enjoy anything, or create happiness in ourselves or the crowd. We are here to grind our teeth and stare at people until they submit to our will. Much like Judge Dredd. Now go out there and be like the military.

What an absolutely joyless bunch and a sad way to squander the amazing joy and energy of the World Baseball Classic. This team can piss up a rope, and are ample evidence that MLB players should be kept from participating in the Olympics. FOH with this vibe.

Bluesky is the app for people who like sports, but sports doesn't like them back.

one time in london i went to a small casino at one in the morning that had office fluorescent lighting, no music, and pretty much no talking. some guys were playing billiards and the balls clacking was the only sound in the room. you should have to go to a place like that

Uh oh

For those who were following this yesterday, I reached out to Bob Tiemann who is the GOAT of National Association stats and he sent me this note from June 9, 1872 Phil. Sunday Dispatch stating that John Glenn scored the game, so therefore could not have been Spencer. So it has to be Jacob Doyle.

You just have to put a dude like this in a sharpshooter. He has no control over his emotions and he obviously takes pleasure in hurting others. He’s a sociopath.

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

Being a Kobe stan should honestly be added to the next DSM

There were people in suggesting in 1995 that Ripken should sit before breaking the record to honor Gehrig's legend or whatever. This is even dumber because Gehrig wasn't a rapist.

I think I've cracked maybe the most uncrackable missing player case, that of a player named "Spencer" who made one appearance on June 3, 1872 for the dismal Washington Nationals in a game in Philadelphia. What makes this case so seemingly unsolvable is that Spencer was an alias...

A day later and it's funny how most of the crowd that conjures up journalistic biases and pay-for-play deals with zero proof are largely quiet when a real one emerges. Huh, I wonder what the difference is!

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”