I should’ve said 15ish, but yeah. #avfc

Honestly, 18-24 is better than what I would’ve guessed if you asked me.

Honestly surprised he didn’t just claim that gas was $6/gallon under Biden.

This is totally, totally fine. If the Trump voters who no longer support him simply do not vote, and the rest of us do, November is going to be awesome.

For a guy who famously said, "I am not a role mode," Chuck fucking gets it.

Because it benefits the Republican Party.

Make a band out of two others. Minutemen at Work Hüsker Düran Duran

I choose not to give them that.

"I don't like that Darth Vader guy. Can we just skip all the scenes with him in them?"

My brain, trying to give an answer to this prompt:

"I don't think about Americans’ financial situation" should be on billboards in every county in the nation.

The language here is incredibly revealing. Reversing the clear will of the people of Virginia is minimized. It's merely "a decision you don't like." But taking a necessary step to enact a policy change the people voted on and approved is "an incredibly extreme step."

Anything in my drafts folder is there because I misclicked and hit "Save" instead of "Discard" and I'm not going to bother checking.

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social's Cup of Coffee newsletter this morning has a tidbit about Tarik Skubal and his agent, Scott Boras. Which got me to thinking. I've known about Scott Boras' existence since 1997. In that entire time, Scott Boras in my head has been about 45-50 years old.

“In closing, do you know who my father is?”

I was this close to breaking something. Wordle 1,788 6/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The U.S. Supreme Court is conducting a coup d'etat. It is at war with the very premise of an electoral democracy. Nothing about that institution or its work is legitimate. Nothing.

Was the internet really “stunned” that Fetterman took the opportunity to be an asshole?

Is it any wonder potential Dem voters are convinced it doesn’t matter?

Real "if I don't like something, I can't imagine anyone else liking it" energy here. In this case, about classic movies.

Or not.

Villa better win Europa League if they want Champions League football next season. Coz they’re intent on shitting away a top five finish. #avfc

Corrupt courts are incompatible with democracy. @abigailspanberger.com and the Virginia legislature must ignore today’s ruling.

“Surely, one lifetime couldn’t contain TWO World Wars.”

A message from the CEO of Carnival Cruise Lines:

Sometimes I think about how lost we are as a country when the sixth-funniest cast member of NewsRadio is an influential public figure in the year 2026.

The lesson here is none of them is even considering a Dem vote, so PLEASE stop trying to win them over.

It’s like he wants to wreck liberal democracy, but still be remembered by history as a titan of thoughtful jurisprudence. Pick a lane, John. At least Thomas and Alito are honest about what they are.

I didn’t know wasps lived that long.

I’m gonna hate Jalen Brunson by the end of this series.

Ice cream is good. Follow me for more trenchant observations.

Political operative complains that he’s being vilified as a political operative.

Well, that and keeping an active profile until he enters the race for the 2028 nomination. Which I’m totally fine with.

The amazing thing is, if Elon’s mom actually were defending him on Twitter, it would be incredibly sad and pathetic. But posting as his mom in order to defend himself is a level of loserdom previously thought unreachable. He’s like the Neil Armstrong of losers.

This is even sadder than if his parents were actively defending him.

IV V VIII VI Rogue

A lot of posts this morning about “speaking ill of the dead,” so to clarify: An honest appraisal of Rudy Giuliani as a human being is not speaking ill. My honest opinion of John Sterling as a baseball announcer would be speaking ill, so I won’t comment further.

There have been bad Red Sox teams in my life. There’s never been a truly atrocious, like 105 losses, Red Sox team. This could be the year.

A company that sucks going out of business is a better result than a good company that makes a tidy profit going out of businesses because venture capitalists liquidated it. Which is how it usually goes.

Part of me thinks that beating the Celtics is going to have to be the Sixers’ championship this year. Then I remember they’re playing the Knicks in round two. The Knicks. Who might be the one NBA franchise even more cursed than the Sixers.

“Okay, but can you give me TWO examples…”

Into my veins.

That is the most bullshit flagrant call in NBA history.

Eight summers ago, the Sixers made a show of going after LeBron in free agency. Paul George was a free agent that same summer, and he’s the guy I wanted. Better late than never, I suppose.

I was rooting for the horse name bourbon.

Would’ve been so easy to make this stupid picture with a royal flush or four aces. Instead he chooses the one game where the objective is to *not* be holding any cards.

1. Small Wonder 2. Salute Your Shorts 3. Square Pegs 4. Hee-Haw 5. Baywatch 6. USA Network’s Cartoon Express 7. 120 Minutes 8. Channel 27 News at 6 and 11 pm 9. Ronco Showtime Rotisserie Oven infomercial 10. Mama’s Family

The book of Revelation might’ve been bizarre. But I don’t recall it being this stupid.