United helping deliver the title to Arsenal this morning.

I will never hear the name Pete Wilson without thinking of this one.

The financial rules exist only to keep lesser clubs from upsetting the established order. Aston Villa (level on points with City) can only sign second-squad teenagers this month because of the same rules that do nothing to rein in City.

Absolutely amazing ratio.

I never really thought Dems were gonna nominate him in 28, but this closes the lid on that possibility, imo.

The failure to prosecute January 6th like the insurrection it was is what got him elected back to office. Trump should've been behind bars on January 21.

[Norman Rockwell free speech.jpg] Big cities should have a majority of political power.

Something something takers and makers something.

Nisswa is 140 miles from Minneapolis. Almost 2-1/2 hours by car.

Gandhi’s podcast was the shit.

If you’re a Philadelphia sports fan frustrated watching the Sixers tonight, do not forget a moment think flipping over to the Flyers game is going to improve your mood.

(Lucille Bluth voice) It’s one broccoli, Michael. What could it cost, three dollars?

I always figured when World War 3 came around, we wouldn't be on Russia's side.

Oh, no. Where will underage BU students go now to get served?

It's been a while since the Red Sox front office did/did not do a thing where I can unequivocally say "it is good that they did/did not do that." It is good that they signed Ranger Suarez.

So before the cameras rolled someone told Trump it was a jug of whole milk and Trump wondered aloud how you would put a hole in milk and someone had to explain to him what whole milk is.

It's like he doesn't even understand the point of "news". It's not there to be agreed or disagreed with. It's news. It's stuff that actually happened and is of some importance.

Absurd.

"Internal bleeding" could (and probably in this case does) mean a simple bruise. Which wouldn't be from the car hitting him anyway, since the car never touched him.

Some tweets will always be undefeated.

Gosh this changes everything it’s a good thing the guy killed her. Is the entire point of this story.

I’m 54 years old. If Tomlin genuinely stepped down and wasn’t pushed out, then the Steelers have still not fired a head coach in my lifetime.

I would often go to the editorial page after finishing the comics. Especially if the sports section was unavailable. At least there were more cartoons to look at and try to decipher what made them funny. Doonesbury and Pat Oliphant are what made me care about politics.

Lynyrd Skynyrd in 2026 is probably more accurately described as "Six touring musicians employed by Lynyrd Skynyrd LLC".

As one of the resident experts in comic strips from 1980-1995, I regret to inform you that Dilbert was an amazing strip at its peak. Inventive, constantly playing with the world it created, nihilistic in the best sense for a comic. The money (or something) pickled his brain, but that strip was legit

Scott Adams turned rudimentary artistic ability and an observational sense of humor into a nine-digit fortune. Good for him. The sudden unexpected wealth and influence that came with it completely broke his brain and he spent his final dozen or so years as a racist, conspiracy-addled crank. RIP.

Look, take it easy on Bari. She didn't *ask* to be hired for a job she's wildly unqualified for. She-- Wait. I'm being told she did ask. Carry on.

The crew piloting this plane obeyed an illegal order.

MAGAs: The left is escalating the rhetoric by calling us Nazis Also MAGAs: Look at our new podium, featuring a Nazi slogan about the time Nazis wiped out an entire village in Czechoslovakia and killed up to 5000 innocent people in retaliation for one Nazi being killed. "One of ours, all of yours."

Republicans always rely on one of two electoral strategies: 1. Lying 2. Ratfucking

Democrats can not nominate this guy.

"They were right, but we were right not to believe them" is an impressive rhetorical sleight of hand.

The Susquehanna is my home river. But the Conodoguinet Creek is bigger than some rivers and flowed <100 yards from my house growing up.

Don't care if this is true or not, but these are the vibes.

Howling at Conor Gallagher's Wikipedia page in the wake of his apparent transfer to the Premier League's 14th-place club.

Greg Gutfeld is right, we on the left are very not unhappy that Renee Good was murdered by an ICE agent. Moreover, we would be terribly owned and even pwned if ICE just completely stopped murdering and kidnapping people.

"Oh, did my extrajudicial murder trigger you?"

Listening to The Clash, it occurs to me that you could make one hell of a video for "Clampdown" from current phone footage

maybe an unpopular position on this website but i think the moderate dem focus on ICE training can be, with political pressure, the pathway to more fundamental reforms. rhetorically it is not too hard to move from “more training” to “turns out they’re untrainable and we have to start all over.”

Dad was off god-knows-where and Mom was stuck at home tending to a bratty teenager with diarrhea. That’s when I knew it was a woman’s world.

Her last words were “It’s okay. I’m not mad at you.” And you shot her anyway.

Like, three months ago, United won a couple games in a row and the coverage was all “They’re back! Amorim has them hitting stride!” Needless to say this amuses me.

Those who turned up the temperature are the only ones who can bring it down.

I was working overnights at a classic rock station when Jerry died. My own feelings about the Dead aside, I’m glad I won’t spend 11 to 6 tonight fielding phone calls from incoherently grieving fans of the band.

That this message didn't hit is kind wild when you look at the time stamp on it

He very last act is to turn the wheels away from the ICE officer.

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

Abolish ICE rally. I give @durbin.senate.gov credit for coming out, even if he looked a little uncomfortable amidst calls to arrest Jonathan Ross.

It's okay, Renee. I'll be mad at all of them on your behalf.