Always weird to have Strokin', by Clarence Carter, stuck in your head. Like, how'd that get in there?

Can't wait to be trickled down upon. Because that's how it works, right?

2026 basically

Check out this drunk-ass owl trying to quietly sneak in at 6:30 AM.

Hey Google, show me a failed actor with a desire to be seen that found an easy gift.

“this is a moral panic” from the Demonize Trans People set is wild as hell

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

My wife asked me to make her a little tray for our kitchen counter. So I did. Here it is.

She was new to the city, so I took hey on a dive bar tour. At one point, we sat in a dark booth and I scrolled through her iPod pointing out the music I approved of and the music I disliked. We ended up getting breakfast at an all night diner at about 3 AM.

Same

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

It turns out that the only thing standing between us and a version of the pentagon that closes airspace to shoot down party balloons were those diversity trainings at work

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

I'm in awe of the depth of this show.

An aftereffect of that halftime show that I am absolutely loving is having so many of the references to cultural things i had no idea about explained to me. That performance was crazy deep. So fulfilling. So enlightening. What art should be.

After seeing Bad Bunny on SNL, I liked him. After seeing that halftime show, I love him

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

world's least normal man can't just eat chicken wings at a super bowl party while on an all meat diet

Can we accept this 5-year-old immigrant? Republican: No. We have to think about the 5-year-old US citizen. Okay, the 5-year-old US citizen needs a school lunch program, will you support that? Republican: Also no.

Do you get scared and/or angry driving into Home Depot parking lots? Well today there’s a halftime show just for you!

When you enlist in the military, you do so knowing that you might be deployed somewhere terrible.

I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.

What Trump posted would get just about everyone fired if you did that at your job. I’ll never get over that we have lower standards of conduct for the Presidency than any other job

Pro tip to House reporters: Print this out and have with you BEFORE you interview Mike Johnson later today.

I have no idea how to pronounce that dude's name, because I've never heard it spoken. So, in my head I've decided to go with Doot-hat. And if I ever find out that's what it actually is I may die laughing. (please don't correct me if that's not it. I want him to remain Doot-hat for me)

very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth

Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities

Making someone "sad" is an incredible euphemism for subjugating them. Remember that time in our nation's history when we kidnapped literal boatloads of people and then proceeded to make them "sad".

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/

This is the Internet I'm here for

Secure your own squid first before helping others. (I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)

Phrases that sound Appalachian but I made them up: Well your dad said he was vegan until he saw me clean a chicken. Snakes will either fuck or fight but they won’t be neighborly. You can take her a cake, and I can take her a pie, but that doesn’t mean she’ll put on a pot of coffee for us.

Guy whose job is to fly around on private jets and talk to people in fancy settings and go on TV thinks everyone else needs to work harder.

This is who runs this account

Spotted on walk:

Thankfully this electrifying moment doesn’t just have to live in my heart—which it will, forever—because thanks to @solace.bsky.social it will also be available for a jolt of fiery solidarity when we need it again. youtu.be/LLMKAxFtjB8

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

I just saw a Street Medic showing a small child how to wash he eyes after being tear gassed and I need someone to do something. Abolish and Prosecute. NOW.

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

The director of Melania movie

A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr

The paid out of state agitators are literally the ICE agents.

ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?