after giving it some thought i think i will simply explode.

ok fine. i'll run for president

i need 1.3 million dollars

i've just never really had teeth i guess. not sharp ones anyhow

hope the nsa guy who watches all my posts is able to get out and enjoy the weather today

paul get on this

hunter biden seems like a pretty good hang tbh

hm. morning.

california is gonna have so many mail in ballots that don’t get counted because people don’t know the new USPS rules that are impacting mail in voting. tl;dr don’t put your ballot in the mail today, find a ballot drop box. www.kqed.org/news/1208537...

is there any way to really follow fashion without instagram and tiktok? i want to become hip.

at midnight it becomes legal to hunt straight people for sport

i need the brennan lee mulligan "IT'S PRIDE BITCH" sound bite for my discord soundboard

i wish there was a way to ignore specific subsets of peoples skeets. i guess that's the big perk of tumblrs million hashtags per post system

my little brother started smoking pot and it turned him into a gay jazz drummer

This posting sucks.

believe it or not my own father is a man! some of my best friends too

i would sing them happy birthday

i think my top 4 genders goes.. 1. scruffy enbies 2. women 3. futuristic enbies 4. furries 5. big dads

women are probably in my top 5 favorite genders

tyranids kinda cute tbh

i just panic impulse bought a used banjo

i will ABSOLUTELY respond to bribes

what color mtg deck do you think jesus wouldve run? the easy answer is white of course but i could see him going blue/green

I’m the captain now

everyone feel free to send one to me too. i'm all caught up on my podcasts

i'm locking in. i'm stuck in my apartment im so locked in. i'm so locked in that the fire department has to come and let me out with the jaws of life. i'm locked yhe fuck innn

i'm electing @waveform.observer to be captain

guys lets all form a pirate crew

“They totally boned”

let's have sex!

you can learn to make perfect poached eggs directly in water like a gd boss or you can use those stupid fucken poaching cups like a little piss baby no judgment either way

hope everybody remembered to remember the things they were gonna remember today

Where the people are many and their hands are all empty Where the pellets of poison are flooding their waters Where the home in the valley meets the damp dirty prison And the executioner's face is always well hidden

i'm not sure what i'd look like if i could 100% control what my physical form was but i'd certainly have a hermit crab shell. that shit would rule

o shit he's doin the thing

they buffed rem!

it'd be neat if people were a thing irl too and jot just on the Internet

i'm being expeller pressed. theyre after my essential oils. 😞

i can do that too

i know this is incredibly selfish but i'm glad it didn't happen while i was suspended

happy birthday dr uncle boobs

ok i got un-suspended. did i miss anything? is @farnerb0cken.bsky.social ok?

general sherman didn't go far enough

THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF SPACE-PISS

*dull rumble of an engine that should've long been put to rest*

I got a lobster in my roster he be feeding me white boy and pasta

no kid you may not "have some more mail" that's not how this works

ARE YOUU SOME KIIIND OF HYPNOTIST

oh hey where's rebar?