any drug paraphernalia that does not allow me to blush, and say, I've actually never, used one of these before. could you show me how, is leaving money on the goddamned table

I cannot stress how bad I love being Black 😂😂😂😂

silksong news?? 👀

I’m so tired by fugazi……

it's pretty fun that todays discourse both is and is about a literal dumpster fire

the nicest compliment i ever got was when the lesbian line cook who worked the station next to me said i "don't feel like a straight dude". that probably should've got me thinking about some things back then. could've saved some time

grahams stay winning

If you object to lighting a dumpster on fire you just don't know your history. The fire is an burnt offering to Mars, without whose blessing we have no hope of victory.

i'm running for president of antifa

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

BE NICE TO THE LADY

When you get sucked into a black hole you get spaghettified. Everyone knows this. Few people know that you come out the other side antipasta

despite the current state of the world i still maintain that people are generally fine and trustworthy

i bet i could get through a chotiner interview no problem

tell me five classes you took in college! -culinary arts 1 -culinary arts 2 -taste & flavor -cooking theory -wine & beverage

hydration check

i need kevins sweater from this www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSDf...

build relationships with: • drug dealers • aspiring ecoterrorists • strippers • biohacker gremlins • yaoi artists • ppl w/ arson charges • 30-50 feral hogs • sluts • vampires • thick werewolves • ppl on 5 different stimulants • tranarchists • dudes who self-suck • heretics • big titty goth gfs

we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party

the trick to working a 12 hour shift in negative temps is to just let your body go numb. can't feel the cold if ya can't feel!

this was funnier when i said it out loud my friends in the voice chat all laughed please believe me

terraria? i hardly know ya!

it's so space efficient..

yes YESSSS

big difference between being a cunt and serving cunt i'm learning a lot

voice reveal at 100k

"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States." www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...

yesterday was my mail trucks birthday. it just turned 33 :)

me and who

i agree let's all take the rest of the week off and come back monday with fresh eyes

achieving perfect opsec by taking a vow of silence and walking into the woods alone forever

I Consider Mids Loud--and I VOTE

bad news gang those ain't stars out there

this snow has gone on long enough. i am going to destroy the sky. whatever else is up there to take its place can't be any worse than this

bless the folks who made it out in this shit to open up Dunks. braver than the troops on god

eating some crackers

god i hope the pats lose the superbowl. they're the most insufferable part of living in new england. the whole fucking kraft group are a bunch of fascist assholes and we hang our regional pride on the fact that they bought a good team. embarrassing.

pop music can actually be pretty interesting sometimes

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

thinking about Mr. Rogers "look for the helpers" quote and I see the helpers and the helpers are being shot in the fucking head

i'm so deeply proud of all of you in Minneapolis

i want you all to know that if i ever have a take you can shoot me with a gun

me an who

it was very rude of satie to put all the notes for the left hand above the normal staff

finally, after 20 years of procrastination, i am doing my music theory homework

when it happens, i hope we all have a hot woman by our side that we can make out with

traditional advice says to smoke two joints at a time. two in the morning, two at night and two in the afternoon. but you can also smoke two joints before you smoke two joints and then you smoke two more, which is six joints. so if you decide to do a third you may want to then keep going till six

i love and have listened to a ton of jazz but sometimes it feels like it's a genre that can only look backwards. it gets kinda boring after awhile.