aj mccarron is one of those “i don’t really know why but i hate him” guys. he just carries himself like he reminded the teacher they forgot to assign homework in grade school. he seems like he rolls his eyes and sighs theatrically a lot

this is just irredeemably perverted. like, if she’d said “ok ok i know he looks like goebbels but for reals he’s hung like a rhino,” that’d be gross, but it’d at least make sense. but “i like hearing stephen miller talk”? get out of here you sick fuck

this picture is giving “evan peters playing a tech billionaire who thinks women find him irresistible even though vanishingly few of them actually do”

this is how the right wing can be obsessed with israel while not giving two hot shits about actual antisemitism here at home. they don’t care whether jewish people live or die—they just want israel to be nice and pretty for when jesus comes back (and they get to go to heaven and jewish people don’t)

republicans have gone from "lol obama used a teleprompter, what a dipshit" to "how dare the UN sabotage their teleprompter to make our beloved leader look bad"

what the LAME STREAM MEDIA will leave out about this photo is that immediately before it was taken he had accepted a cigar from Bugs Bunny and started smoking it

If he gets any darker Stephen Miller is going to have him deported.

“fight like hell not to take it”? there is a nonzero chance trump thinks there really is a paracetamol gestapo grabbing people off the streets and cramming tylenol down people’s gullets

every accusation is a confession

23 years ago, the GOP media machine clutched its pearls and howled in feigned outrage, b/c one Dem talked about the upcoming election during the funeral service for Sen. Paul Wellstone. It cost Dems the senate seat. www.huffpost.com/entry/reflec...

nobody is better at beating the atlanta falcons than the atlanta falcons. and if that doesn't seem like a big deal to you, consider how good most teams are at beating the atlanta falcons

this country started getting away from wockachicka guitars in the early '80s, and I think that's truly when we lost our way as a society

the bad news for UNC: they’ve beaten two teams named after cities (Charlotte and Richmond) but been torched 82–23 in their other two games. the good news: if that trend holds, they’ll be fine against Clemson this week

can’t say i’m surprised. they don’t have a passing game, they can’t run the ball, they’re not strong on defense or special teams…when you get right down to it, point is zero-dimensional

ok i know you're doing stuff with your football guys right now and i totally respect that but kaylee's boyfriend is DJing at—no, kaylee, you've totally met her—and anyway there's a cover charge and i just need like twenty bucks and i promise i won't ask you for anyth

this user is a professor, which makes this the bravest post I’ve ever seen on this website

auburn's QB just felt the effect of what is commonly known as "a face full of sooner"

the wife just pointed out that delay of game is the dumbest penalty because it is the only one with a big light-up YOU ARE ABOUT TO COMMIT THIS PENALTY sign at field level

yes, it’s fun watching Auburn head coach Hugh Freeze eat shit. but y’all need to remember something: it’s also fun watching Auburn defensive coordinator D.J. Durkin eat shit

Dabo is so bummed he’s not gonna be able to open the postgame presser with “I’d like to dedicate this win to Charlie Kirk”

If UAB doesn't yeet Trent Dilfer into the Oort Cloud after this season, it's because Bear Jr. convinced the administration to quiet-quit the football program

in honor of the game's lead referee, all further skeets concerning Clemson-Syracuse will be written in the voice of a 1930s radio announcer

“ok but what do *real* americans think” —ezra klein, probably

me: even though georgia’s not playing this weekend, i’m still a little interested in the other games lynne: ok me: i guess you could say i’m… lynne: ???? me: a little… lynne: (eyes widening) no me: …bye-curious lynne: NO

confession: sometime in 1990 or so i made my mom stop by the local chevy dealer on the way home from school just so i could sit in one of those lumina vans

the venn diagram of “people who said ‘see? nothing to worry about’ when trump said he didn’t know anything about project 2025” and “people now caving to trump at every turn” isn’t a single exact circle, but it’s awful close

My respect for anyone who says they're afraid of voting against this resolution is zero. You are a member of Congress. The country is being dragged to hell. 'People will threaten us.' What did you think this job entailed? Quit blubbering, vote no, and move on.

“When was Joe Biden president?” remains the most difficult question in politics

legit wondering if ICE is going to show up at my door at 11:30pm to make sure I’m paying proper tribute

Lefties are radicalized by financial emergencies or institutional failures. Righties are radicalized by people being mean to them online.

best case: this is just the trump admin fucking with the WHO worst case: it’s straight-up racism even worse, and most likely, case: it’s both www.npr.org/sections/goa...

i doubt they think about students at all. they’ve simply found a field with a lot of liberals in it and decided to ruin as many lives as possible. if polls showed a majority of airline pilots were liberal, they’d drag the CEO of delta in front of a committee, demanding to know why he hates america

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

13th Street BBQ in Phenix City, AL also, if one’s early 20s still qualify as “youth”—and maturity-wise, mine certainly did—gotta put in a plug for Daddy D’z in the ATL

the late-night lineup will soon be down to Jimmy Fallon, who’s about as edgy as a Full House rerun, and fucking Greg Gutfeld. if this doesn’t bother you, either you lack the higher brain function to hold your own at tic-tac-toe, or you’re cool with whatever The Regime is forcing down our throats

whenever management talks about AI just replace "AI" with "you not working here anymore." They're really excited about you not working here anymore. They think you not working here anymore opens up a lot of exciting possibilities. Because the end result of AI is always you not working there anymore!

coates is genuinely a generational writer

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

watching kash patel try to clap back in that senate hearing was like watching a thomas the tank engine character in a rap battle

this reminds me of the old joke about Bama fans, “it’s just 95% of them making the other 5% look bad”

I didn't know a shorter ben shapiro was even possible

shorter ben shapiro: barack obama not realizing that his election officially ended racism makes him the true racist

The strongest statement Hakeem Jeffries’ office has made this week as the right declares war on speech itself was to attack Sen Chris Van Hollen, a Democrat

i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked

Hold on, these are the "we don't have to bake your gay wedding cake" people?

if you see this quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

generally we're going to see how few of her "colleagues" (i mean her peers outside the post) even comment