by this standard, Delta flight 191 and Asiana 214 were also “mostly successful”

i’ll say this for harper, it’s a real intellectual feat to sound this pretentious without even being smart enough to realize that “anecdote” and “antidote” are two completely different things

it's gonna be extra satisfying when this guy gets helicoptered into the Gatorade jugs by Jordan Davis

I don’t speak protestant, can any of y’all tell me if this is good or not

The Arlington National Cemetery Memorial apparently has deleted references and information on everyone interred there who wasn’t a white straight man from their database - attempting to sweep their existence under the rug. My thoughts on this obscenity cannot legally be shared on this platform.

"i feel it is important for me to remain in Washington" motherfucker you've gone golfing every weekend except one since the Iran war started. just say you think your son's a dipshit. that would be believable, and relatable!

From time to time I've wondered "Do I not like Drake just because other people say he's lame, or do I not like Drake because he actually sucks?" Today, after reading @izdabes.bsky.social's review of his three new albums, I have my definitive answer

“before i came along, nobody gave a crap about you” is the exact kind of shit domestic abusers tell their partners

[hollering across the pasture] fetch me the cattle prod, zeke, we got another right-winger tryin’ to be funny

remember when a Terminator movie would come out and we’d be like “oh god what if AI/killer robots ever became real” and it turns out the robots will only be tripping over their own dicks while Skynet is firing nukes at Moscow, Idaho

the jeep wrangler is a stupid vehicle

The use of "daddy" is so disrespectful and I am fully here for it

I teach middle and high school and "that looks like AI" has become slang for "that looks like shit" for them

bad news Georgians, Beauregard Lee saw his shadow and it looks like we’re in for six more weeks of Burt Jones/Rick Jackson campaign ads

this fucking thing isn’t even a lock to climb a curb without getting stuck and you’re gonna trust “wade mode”?

it will never not confound me how many people will complain about billionaires and corporations pulling the strings on everything, and about how workers and consumers are basically at their mercy—and then talk about what a great president Reagan was

there is a one billion percent chance this will be the worst halftime show of all time

spending $100m so 9,000 people can look at their health insurance bill and move back to south africa

The world’s largest sand battery got through Finland’s harshest winter in years. 2,000 tonnes of sand, heated to 500-600°C by cheap power, feeding district heating in Pornainen. And it worked. Result from one install: oil down 100%, emissions down 70%. Industrial process heat is the real prize.

Dear automated phone tree, we both know your menu options haven't actually recently changed, so why don't we skip the formalities and cut to the part where I yell "representative" six times and you connect me to a human

Booing AI is truly putting a smile on my face

nodded along pretty much the whole way through this one

just a reminder: Pete Hegseth was on Fox & Friends WEEKEND. the network suits didn’t think he was *quite* on the level of these three intellectual heavyweights. they were like, “pete, we like you and everything, but we’re not sure you’re ready to mix it up with the likes of brian kilmeade just yet”

couple months ago i fucked up my back for nearly a week just from sitting in the wrong position on the couch for too long realizing i couldn’t even be counted on to do “lazy” w/o injury was a real ego smasher

POINT: getting worked up over the race of fictional/mythological characters is something only an idiot would do COUNTERPOINT: i still haven’t forgiven Michael Bay for making Optimus Prime a long-nose Peterbilt 379 instead of a cab-over Freightliner

Mamdani's New York is coming to tax your private jet. Here's how to prepare: 1: get out your check book 2: write a big fat check to the government 3: be very, very grateful

are any of y’all watching Tracker right now? cuz he is tracking the SHIT out of that guy

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this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...

if u see this post your getaway vehicle

Lamar, from the bottom of my ex-Tennesseean heart, fuck you

Exactly. How people with any self-respect put their names, their reputations, on slop, I will never understand. Writing is hard, but it rules when you figure out what say and how to say it.

“Schmidt called those fears ‘rational,’ but encouraged them to adapt to the technology and become involved in shaping how it will be used in the future.” gotta say, as inspirational graduation messages go, “submit to your robot overlords” is at least unique

It’s a shame Louisiana’s outgoing senator couldn’t have gotten along better with the president, we could’ve called them Bill Cassidy and the Sundown Kid

Gina Carano taking an unnecessary L the week the Mandalorian movie comes out is pretty funny ngl

Seen near Holborn Station, on the route of the Unite the Kingdom rally. When the scapegoats are gone, the borders are fortified, and the hatred has done its damage, the cost of living will still rise, the NHS will still be dying, and corporate vultures will still be picking our lives apart.

interesting choice of Melting Senator Kelly From The First X-Men Movie as their spokesperson

Ben Shapiro is in a full-blown panic

Finally, Ronald Reagan can rest in peace, knowing that children will no longer have to learn that some white people were the bad guys in that whole slavery thing.

The fact that AOC doesn't really have any enemies among congressional Democrats will make it easier for her to get them to go along with this. My big not based on data predilection for the 2028 primary is that she's going to get an unusual amount of endorsement from incumbent house Dems.

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

a fun experiment would be to pepper these weirdos with boring questions about their daily routines but end every question with “…like a PUSSY?” just to see what mundane activities you can get them to renounce i.e., “Congressman Burchett, do you use fabric softener sheets in the dryer…like a PUSSY?”

these are the same people who insist that homeless illegal immigrants are slaughtering innocents in the streets of L.A., but one desolate image of Greece and it’s pearl-clutchin’ time

not all heroes wear capes (some wear robes)

The whole dumb conversation about "woke" was a precursor to this absolutely sinister anti black institutionalized racism and so many people gave that segregationist logic credibility.

the guy who is currently mowing people down on jeopardy looks like if woody from toy story was turned into a real person

you like paying LESS for stuff? what are you, some woke-ass liberal CUCK?