Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

Because it has nothing to say. It is an extension of evil, creatively bereft ghouls trying to make a simulacrum of actual art, which by definition has a viewpoint beyond just “me”. It was ai slop before ai slop was mainstream. If you have nothing to say why the fuck would anyone listen

lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

FISH MAFIA DON: you've failed us fuh thuh last time. you know what dis means ME: oh no you're gonna tie balloons to my feet so I rise up out of the water and hang in the air and you're gonna call it "sleeping with the finches"? FISH MAFIA DON: ...da fuck is a "feet"

Shiboyugi/Playing Death Games to Put Food on the Table has definitely been the sleeper hit anime of the season IMO

Reviving this from the depths for whatever overlap of demographics understands this

Today I learned there are like 17 different varieties of Better than Bouillon and it kinda makes me want to make an ur-soup that just mixes all of them together

lots of people (on Both Sides™) had fun with Trump's “transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison” debate line without stopping to think, even for one second, about the humanity of the actual people involved

People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity

speaking of old Phenax posts

sucking at something is the price of admission for being good at something eventually

Oh that's right today is Mewtwo Birthday, time to bring out the ceremonial Big Spoon

like damn, Fallout, Baldur's Gate, and Final Fantasy

Have kinda been considering alternative mill commanders to Phenax as of late, but, like, which other ones are actually good (at milling et al)? I've heard decent things about Mothman and Hope Estheim and also wow I'm realizing most mill commanders are Universes Beyond

The president constantly lying about stolen elections, after staging a coup attempt, & now threatening to federalize & steal future elections, should be the primary news story in the country 24/7 & on every front page until he is impeached & removed next week.

You are not prepared for where this starts nor how it ends.

the idea that there’s something you can do - some level of performance you can achieve - that makes you safe from the whims of execs is something they want to avoid they want you to fear for your job, they want you to feel unsafe and unable to speak out that, above all else, is the message

It will never not be funny that one of the shows that I think best exemplifies "media is best when it's not ashamed of itself", i.e., "be cringe but be free", is Keijo, a battle shonen about women battling with their T&A that takes said premise completely seriously

I am alive etc

I have been informed that someone has made a Lantern Control Commander list using the recently-revealed Lorehold and I can't say my shriveled black heart isn't intrigued

As someone who never got deep deep into JJK, it absolutely took me out to hear the anime narrator call the heavenly restriction characters "phyjicaru gifteddo"

a cosmic tea party for one 🌠 #b3d #pokemon #art

gm

I am alive etc

In Mario Party, landing on a Bowser Space while having no coins or stars normally results in Bowser taking pity on the players' bad fortune and giving them free coins instead. However, there has sadly been a trend of Bowser becoming steadily less compassionate over time, as shown by this graph.

Thesis: Kyubey is real and is the one delaying the new Madoka movie over and over in hopes of getting someone to make a contract

Greek mythology is silly sometimes

"I had a stroooooke" and then less obscure, but "No one who speaks German could be an evil man!"

jp game developer in the 90's: so we're making a bass fishing game composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample] jp game developer: no no like the fish composer: what fish?

update: no!! no!!!!!

I'm worried that the broader public isn't really understanding the Epstein Files. The problem isn't that everyone in the files is a secret pedophile, it's that all the people are corresponding with him because they *don't care that he's a pedophile*. It's a story of elite impunity.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

A fundamental problem with this country is that you have less responsibility, transparency, and duty as you gain more power when it should be the opposite. The Supreme Court gets to be very secretive for no good reason. Cops get a monopoly on violence and have near total immunity when they use it.

Well, folks, it looks like Bill Murray has seen his shadow, which means six more weeks of six more weeks of

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

this epstein shit the type of worldbuilding I get mad at persona games for

It’s not doomerism to say trump, his party, and his government are trying to rig elections including the midterms; that’s just … reality It is doomerism to act like they are likely to “cancel” the midterms or that their success in rigging it is at all a given

honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal

Don’t ever let people forget this.

Was starting to make a joke about how MST3K taught me that in times of hardship and deprivation no one can stop you from enjoying the homies' company and commenting on how stupid it all is, but that's actually just completely true

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

Putting out feelers again for a new job, but also, like, what DC area jobs pay well that *aren't* govt

One of his superpowers is his utter lack of condescension while explaining things, the natural habit of condescension

Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it

I would beseech the national media to stop writing sentences like one I just read that said basically "ICE's time in Minnesota is almost up." That is NOT an established fact. Please do not turn away. Please check the readily available information from people on the ground and local journalists.

These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée