The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. This does not inspire confidence.

trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor? trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said

2026 Folgers jingle just dropped

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

Unless you were dying of AIDS, in which case your humanity was expendable.

oh dear god no

Rob Reiner was a beautiful human being.

Any university, law firm, corporation or other powerful entity that now bends the knee for Trump deserves to be scorned and boycotted. He is deeply unpopular and will only grow more unpopular. Moreover his power is waning and his own coalition smells it and is fracturing.

Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government

Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift

A week late but happy belated anniversary to this iconic post

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

“I will make Trump a blip in the history books” is the compromise position.

Schlepping Up That Hill

can’t be good at making anything if you never wonder “have I ever had a good idea?”

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

Cat just a found a live hornet in my room

jealousy psychiatrist

don't see how it's controversial to say Paul Dano was too weak in There Will Be Blood... did you miss the part where he gets his ass beat by a eldery man and doesn't even knock 1HP off the old coot. could also greatly benefit from improved speed and agility

He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him

phones only need one notification and it’s ’the person whose attention you’re trying to get liked your post.’ don’t tell me about stupid ass missed calls we both know i’ll get to them eventually. don’t remind me about my next meeting im sure i’ll figure it out

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it? BOY: i don't know, i'm like six SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

“We’re making theatrical windows shorter.” Thank God, because if anyone’s had it too easy in Hollywood, it’s the indie film that is allowed one showing at 3:45am on a Tuesday before it gets pulled from theaters to make room for fifty more screenings of the third live-action MOANA remake this decade.

DREAMCATCHER (2003, dir. Lawrence Kasdan)

Insert A Movie Into Another Movie: Apollo 13 Going On 30

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Back in 2009 a guy made an extremely obviously fake video and got Democrats to shoot themselves in the foot by defunding ACORN. 16 years later all our major institutions still haven’t learned these people are acting exclusively in bad faith.

RIP to a legendary playwright

When there’s too much time to kill before the movie and no one else is here yet

Pickleball is a sport that only exists on dating app profiles and you cannot convince me otherwise.

As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help

Coming up next on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, it’s the cast of SINNERS performing “Rocky Road to Dublin”! JACK O’CONNELL, eyes shining: Won’t you invite us into your homes for this one little ditty?

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

Get your shoes on dead man we are at grandma’s

As we pass Through arrangements of shadows Toward the verticals of trees Forever.

Proof that aliens exist and they love to eat fruit and ghosts

I wish they treated the presidential turkey pardon a little more like professional wrestling, and had like a senator from the opposing party sharpening a carving knife and licking his chops until the pardon goes through, and then he throws up his hands and storms out

You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts, Charlie Brown.

“I love kids, Kirby! I love kiiiiiiiids!”

mental illness

every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Ideal jrpg party composition