when a ringcel says something so conjurorphobic you gotta hit em with the not-trying-to-rob-you stare

"The Veldt" by Ray Bradbury

No notes.

Slippy, no!

You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event

Yum

I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!

Jeffries vs. Mamdani

hello are you here for a gay marriage or a

new yorkers en masse have expressed their enthusiasm for democratic socialism. but these forty men surveyed in the waiting room of the coeur d’alene family court have a different perspective

That can't be good

op-ed with author photo

Isaac Chotiner: can you list some examples of systemic oppression green creatures face? Kermit the Frog: I’m sorry? Isaac Chotiner: well you do mention the difficulty quite a lot

And he is going down the ramp, trying to clear the gorge…and it looks like he’ll make…oh no, he has not made it. He’s hitting rocks, and some more rocks, and yes even more rocks on the way down. Fortunately the ambulance has arrived…oh good god

you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb

it's true that AI is wrong and looks like shit, but personally the most repellent part of it is that the people who use it of their own accord are doing it because they believe what rich people say and do what rich people tell them to do

“Idiocracy was a documentary” “Oh you mean how people are comfortable making pro-Eugenics arguments now?” “…” “…”

Screw it, I’ve been losing weight for the last year and change and I feel good about my progress so I’m sharing it here!

Hard to take “SHE WARNED US” seriously when she’s like “You know, Trump makes some great points”

hope you don't mind but i had chatgpt generate some dirty talk for us. Hmm alright it says here you're a little slut

Hey girl, are you the reflecting pool? Because you're not broken but I'm going to try to fix you anyway and then get mad when I can no longer see what I used to see in you.

“Car manufacturers lobbied cities to reorient everything around cars to force people to get them even though it made their lives measurably worse” is an even more apt analogy than he thought he was making.

Staking my entire professional future and fortune on catering to the erratic whims of the infamously unappeasable 80 year old dickhead known as Mr. One Foot in the Grave aka Mr. No Apparent Heir aka This All Dies With Him.

finally, an unquestioned social benefit from llms

Donald Trump is the Make-A-Wish president and Elon Musk is the Make-A-Wish trillionaire.

Well I can think of one other Cheeto I’d like to see liquified down to its core ingredients. Folks

Maybe the dumbest bit that still seems to have purchase in American politics is “that really rich guy can’t be bought!” I assure you, his wealth is *proof* that he can be bought, despite a weird elite class of Americans who want you to believe they won their fortunes in single combat or something

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

British remake of THE DRAMA where Emma reveals she almost put beans on toast.

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

Cool, so we can take half of it and he’ll still have half a trillion left over. And if we can’t take half of it because it’s assets or stocks or some shit, then it sounds like he’s not really a trillionaire, is he?

Me during the end credits of DISCLOSURE DAY

Spielberg’s still got the fuckin’ magic.

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

the Library of Alexandria has burned 10,000 times and will burn 10,000 more before it’s all said and done

My wearing a JURASSIC PARK shirt today is entirely coincidental but fortunate

Tell me again how sports is unfair if trans kids are allowed to play when everyone celebrates a guy who is twice as tall as his opponents

Was she telling people who would come in 5th place?

ah, I was wondering why the NYT was having a panic attack yesterday lol

logging on and making my brain your problem

Elon in a wood chipper is now the moderate position.

I don't know what people think they're doing by signal boosting groups like "Republicans Against Trump." You realize they're still fascists, right?!

musical chairs should have enough chairs for everyone. Walking in a circle to music is already fun. Why add unnecessary stress?

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