Threads continues to send their best and brightest.

Humor is based on exaggeration, it’s not a documentary.

I didn't talk about all the stuff I love about ALMOST FAMOUS in this piece because what I love about ALMOST FAMOUS is, to begin with, everything. www.pastemagazine.com/movies/camer...

This was cool

Having an amazing experience at AEW Collision tonight

*Binding the burglar who broke into the house with all the computer cables I’ve saved over the years* me to my wife: “told ya.”

Ripley and I are in the car, just the two of us. Ripley: “Daddy, guess who makes the sound: me or someone else…you’ll probably get them all right.” I did.

One Bat'leth After Another

This only happens to you once

Again, not impressed!

Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.

Alien: Earth = awesome.

Every time he opens his mouth, I’m more and more vindicated for him blocking me on Twitter.

babu frik showing up in my baby yoda movie trailer like youtu.be/_pa1KLXuW0Y

Two baby dinosaurs hatching. Lennon on the right cracks me up

Never rub another man’s rhubarb

My girls are having a fundraiser at their school, any donations will be appreciated. Only what you can spare. ultraschoolevents.com/pledge/pledg... ultraschoolevents.com/pledge/pledg...

When they tell me that my call might be used for quality or training purposes, I take that as a challenge to come up with something truly insurmountable. Give them the ole Kobayashi Maru

Anybody who complains about this is terrible. They are terrible people.

Me reading the news every morning

My first exposure to Redford was Sneakers, which I rented when I was 11 or 12. Instant fan. Even as a kid, you can just tell when someone has it.

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

I’ll take that chance

THE MOTHER!

“The Groyper Wars” FFS. No parodist or satirist could ever have predicted how stupid the world became.

Bruce Springsteen in 2025 to his vault of unreleased albums.

I don’t know, feels like there’s something to this

Both are awesome

I guess it was OK when he was talking about bitches in the living room getting it on

Now that the crowd sings along to Copeland’s theme, Jericho is no longer needed

The most anticlimactic video game ad to ever appear in a magazine

me when one of my friends wears a red shirt

starfleet junior lieutenant who literally grew up on the enterprise d constantly tripping over shit on the picard era ships and loudly complaining that can we PLEASE turn some fucking LIGHTS ON

There’s definitely someone out there who prefers Leia to be with Luke instead of Han. Sure, the incest is a problem, but the age gap is *chef’s kiss*

A bong shaped like a snowspeeder and when you hit it, you hear Luke saying “Hobbie, I’ve been hit!”

Sydney Chandler in Alien: Earth

An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life

Timothy Olyphant in Alien: Earth looks like Triclops from the Star Wars Jedi Prince series

calling children “fuck trophies” is why everyone who’s peacefully child free by choice has to go BUT I LOVE KIDS I DONT HATE KIDS so we don’t sound like you, a serial killer

None of that has anything to do with the fact that they’re just trying to make money so they’re just coming up with whatever they can

How is a band gonna write a song called “Sally, When The Wine Runs Out” and not name themselves Darmok?

A Robocop reboot where leftists hack into Robocop and give him a new directive: ACAB. This leads to him malfunctioning and unable to perform basic duties.

We’re still pretending Nolan is conservative based on bad readings of The Dark Knight?

girl you must be the movie Weapons the way I'm gonna spoil you for everyone else this weekend

Long has he waited

Rewatching Young Bucks vs Hangman/Omega, and there is so much great wrestling and storytelling here, without cartoony over the top antics and microphones and monologues in the ring. Anyone who doubts AEW tell stories should just watch this match and then shut up forever

Bury WWE under the jail