I got to fly the millennium falcon with my daughter today.

This AT-AT is kind of a sissy

Threads never disappoints

Just stepped on a Lego

Amazon after He-Man’s box office this past weekend:

Boys night tonight.

I can finally reveal the cover for Nobuo Uematsu: On The Record, coming from @viz.com this September, which is not far away. Cover portrait of Uematsu by Yoshitaka Amano, foreword written by Hironobu Sakaguchi, testimonials from awesome guest stars, and tons of surprises! Preorder: amzn.to/4g6Y9ai

I can rest now.

Group chats are where things really get interesting because then we all start talking about each other together. Ready for war.

But finishing up this Obi-Wan rewatch and…Christ Almighty, Hayden is incapable of delivering a single line of dialogue in a natural way. It’s frankly astonishing

Me: says thing Reply: changes subject Me: redirects back to original thing Reply: wow, that’s a strawman argument Me:

I just saw someone recommend that you watch the entire clone wars series in between episodes two and three of Star Wars. We don’t have much hope as a culture anymore if people are this stupid

What

I always just arrive at my destinations. I never bother with the liminal stuff, but I guess I’m just built different.

People are learning the exact wrong lessons

Many have reached out to offer their condolences to me over Dua Lipa getting married. I do appreciate it and I just ask that you respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Saw an Instagram post about a 30 year old antiwar song and I thought Of course, they mean War (What Is It Good For) but NOPE. It was “Zombie” by The Cranberries. Good night and good luck

Imagine how embarrassed that carpet beetle was when he found out he actually chewed through a jacket instead of a carpet

Skyfall The World Is Not Enough Live and Let Die

I’ll never say that because they made lots of movies for me. I just haven’t seen them all yet.

Good. I hope she hated it every second of it. She deserves it for spreading this awfulness.

When someone says they’re at a loss for words, I really wish they were

Twitter is still twitter if you need to know

RIP Marcia Lucas. Star Wars wouldn’t be the same today without her contributions.

Feel like there should be a reverse Cameo service where fans can send encouraging words to celebrities who end up on Cameo. “Don’t worry, Dean Norris. You’ll bounce back. Pilot season is just around the corner.”

They should make a Final Destination about a bunch of actors who survive an accident on set. So then all the subsequent deaths can take place while filming various movies.

Where is “Surprise” on the Table of Elements?

For the record, every female-led Star Wars movie has made at least $1 billion. Since Disney, it’s the male-led ones that under perform. So you can blame woke all you want, but numbers don’t lie.

There’s just no way the government is leaving Clifford the Big Red Dog alone. They would capture for military use or kill him as a threat.

Please don’t make it so we can’t play the game anymore. In protest we’re gonna make it so people can’t play the game. Gamers remain undefeated in stupidity

He’s his own man

Me every time I got on an elevator in the summer of 1999

Bapple Fritters

Me just now: Shakari. Shakari. Chikari. Chicari. Chicago. OH.

Babu Fricasse

49 years ago. Before the IV.

Lavos

Beat Sekiro. Finally. I can rest now.

My theater when Trapper Wolf showed up in The Mandalorian and Grogu

Mocking the whole looksmaxxing and framemogging thing has literally brought the jargon more into the main stream and now you guys just do it all the time unironically so congratulations on making the world a worse place. The solution is just to ignore those people next time

Yoda’s agents when they told him about Grogu

Filoni showing up to work next week with a hat twice as big as normal

Wow

I bought a pack of eight hamburger buns and there’s actually 10 inside and instead of being happy about the bonus two, I’m a little worried Did… Did I get the mutated buns?

The New Republic was right.

The Mandalorian and Grogu is episodic, but it doesn’t feel like four episodes stitched together

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I enjoyed The Mandalorian and Grogu