Most people who dislike The Last Jedi actually misunderstand Return of the Jedi more than they do The Last Jedi.

A movie not being made? THIS is his Star Wars.

Regarding the Oscars, I just hope whoever wins makes the most people mad.

Live look from the Strait of Hormuz

John Boyega blocked me and it was hilarious.

I took my daughter to her first hockey game last night. I was explaining offsides and the blue line and she said “so it’s like the players are boys and the puck is the lady and ladies first.” She explained it better than I ever heard.

That nexu knew exactly what it was doing.

Parenting advice: If you tell your child that you’re going to count to three, count to three. Don’t count to 2 1/2. The minute you start adding fractions, you’ve already lost. You might as well have a new kid and start over.

Daughter is doing a facemask. I expect the crew of the Enterprise- E to be along any second.

If this Firefly thing turns out to be something real and legitimately, awesome, I’m gonna be real stupid about it

Can stop, will stop. Just ask!

Me when I arrive at my destination one minute faster than Google maps predicted:

The Anakin’s lightsaber brigade is the weirdest in Star Wars fandom

The only one who could ever reach me / Was the son of a…

The Mandalorian bulking up: This is the whey.

The ironic thing is that the guys in the replies mocking this have no shot

You click one silence of the lambs clip on Instagram and suddenly the flood gates are open

Looks like a goddamn Lannister family reunion

Do you remember how they were waiting at the airport to arrest January 6ers and how they found them all across the country? They should’ve done that with those Rick and Morty fans who stormed McDonald’s when they brought back that sauce

Literally saw someone say “no plan survives contact with the enemy“ so the fact that the Trump administration is improvising and seems to have no clear plan is actually a good thing.

One of my favorite genres of people is someone who’s really into something, like obsessively, yet they fundamentally misunderstand it. Star Wars is great for this

It certainly does

Refusing to read a single Oscar article is so freeing. I have ascended.

I feel like I’m going insane. That looks like Jim Carrey.

@alexnavarro.bsky.social they never did an episode of the next generation mirror universe, but they did write a novel and it’s fun a.co/d/03MmMQyW

When you had a hard day at work but she’s waiting for you in the bathtub when you get home

….then why the hell are their names in the title?

Remember when people (usually nerdy dudes who would also say “You have won the Internet today!”) would tweet “Denver, I am inside you” when they would arrive in a city? Thank God that’s over with.

The Tower of Joy in Game of Thrones is one of the most misnamed places in all of fiction.

Whether you like it or agree with it or not, there is more evidence in revenge of the Sith that Palpatine is drawing the life force from Padme and giving it to Vader then there is a “died of a broken heart“.

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Me just now: “Star-crossed lovers” Anakin and Padme “Across the Stars” OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“Kamala will just drag us into a war” -the stupidest people alive

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I hate when people roll down their window to ask if they can get in in your lane. It’s real easy to say no behind a window, but now you’re a face you’re a human being now I have to say yes.

Well, I know which one I want to actually be made

Watching Star Trek Voyager because of the new Star Trek Voyager video game I’ve been playing, and during Star Trek Voyager, they showed an ad for the Star Trek Voyager video game That’s good marketing

Paramount winning the bid is bad news.

The first time I watched Zodiac, I liked it, but I didn’t love it. Even though it’s the kind of movie that I usually would love. Watching it again. I love it now.

In which Polygon compares Hiroshima survivors to LEON KENNEDY OF RESIDENT EVIL

I’ve had fast food mess up lots of orders in my day, but I’ve never seen them forget to put the chicken in a chicken McNugget happy meal. Get on the ball, McDonald’s.

Opening up across the street from Spatula City: Only Pans

Is this what people really think?

The kids saying “6 7” was not as half as annoying as ironic adults online saying “mogging” and “maxxing” I hope your phone breaks.

Remember on Twitter years ago when some tragic event happened and a celebrity would tweet something totally innocent and unrelated like 5 minutes later and people would say, “DELETE THIS, DIDNT YOU SEE THE NEWS?” Always annoying.

This is about the Tourette’s outburst, but my galaxy brain take on the people annoyed at “if you were offended” disclaimer (even outside this situation) is they are being very silly. If you were not offended, there’s no need to apologize to you. Hence, the disclaimer.

Hey, guys: someone on reddit didn’t like the “flying Leia” scene in The Last Jedi. Just thought you should know.

Calling protective services