Olimar when he sees a delicious dried date:

Q: What do you think about the horrible things you or your peers have been doing? A: As your elected official I am incredibly stupid and also never pay attention to anything. I don't have a take because of my profound ignorance. Q: I accept this answer for some reason

It’s been called in to the CASA hotline, but just a heads up that there’s a large black ICE SUV driving up the alley off of 23rd between N. Charles and Maryland, near Fadensonnen.

Orderly mass protest is fine, good even, because in times like this it’s important to know that you’re not alone. Also, Trump is a little bitch and you know it drives him nuts.

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was? JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

singing metallica over discord voice messages until lars ulrich kicks down my door and sends me to meet Cliff

Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

#Inktober Day 6. Pierce #Inktober2025 | #InktoberPierce | #Pierce

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢ DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

This is the single most overrated image on the internet. Pisses me off how every time I see it, it has thousands of Likes.

HOY ES LUNES DE TRABAJAR Y SUFRIR LAS CONSECUENCIAS DE TUS DECISIONES

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

🧵8:15 CDT, 9/26: A friend let me know that they've broken out the tear gas. ICE in Chicago - a thread of recent outrages

Cuomo could never.

I'm sorry to break this to you Zoomers but based on my interactions with you, you're just Long Millenials

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

If you haven’t seen this (I hadn’t), you need to:

picked up the mandolin after a few weeks of bass and 1. haha tiny 2. it's amazing how they both shred your fingertips in completely different ways soon I'll have the calluses of a veteran waiter at Chili's

Incredible image. Also incredible that the vast majority of white Christians in this country align with the men in camo.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Thread. A reminder that Bluesky has shut down access to posting from Mississippi

(gritting teeth) critical support to jimmy kimmel

minor conspiracy brain take: this is all actually the big networks taking the opportunity to ditch the archaic late night talk show format since it has long been supplanted by podcasts and youtubers

been playing a lot of the Dawn of War remaster even though I suck at rts. I like to join 4v4s and try to help out which usually fails miserably if you've had a crap game because a green scheme Tau player didn't hold up his end, I'm not sorry and I'm gonna keep doing it

relevant life lesson from comics on this one

That is actually exactly what I mean when I say they are having an oh shit moment. They're reading those texts and realizing the words they hear libs say aren't always just performative, because here is a guy who said those words and then FELT THEM so hard he killed an elite

Feel free to continue arguing over the shooter's motives, but please understand that *it doesn't matter*. There's a organized political movement that plans to suppress, arrest, or kill its political opposition. It it seeking pretexts. Anything will do. If it's not this, it'll be something else.

Remember that part in Batman Returns where a sword swallower tries to fight batman and he pulls the sword out of the guy's mouth and starts fighting with it. that was fucked up man batman probably killed that guy what the fuck was he doing picking fights with a sword in his throat anyway

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

rest in peace our beloved free speech advocate, and by the way if you speak freely against him you will go straight to gulag

The reason is that Kirk was heavily connected with every fascist rich guy who’s also in group chats with top journalists in the US and UK

"What about his kids?" My cousin and her kids moved to Mexico because they didn't wanna risk her husband mysteriously vanishing and being sent god-knows-where. Families are getting torn apart like that every day. But nah that's fine, but we gotta find excuses to have sympathy for a piece of shit.

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

Vaxxed?