MACKENZIE: wow, you are like spooky quiet, you know that? SAMUS:

pouring one out for all the dads cursed to get whiskey glasses and cigar accessories from the Marshalls gift table every year

sure dude, whatever

MAGIC ROONS, LADDIE #warhammer

I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering. www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...

much like fatherhood, the moral bar for cartooning is LOW lol.

Doom studio id Software unionizes to secure AI protections, benefits: "We see the direction the industry is headed" aftermath.site/id-software-un...

slapped some paint on my boy Alrik for a game of warhammer tomorrow

*looking around the pedophile Myst estate* gosh these fellas sure do like charlie chaplin

Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst

don't know who dick cheney is but from the very little I've heard, I wish I'd had the chance to go deer hunting with the man. RIP

just started driving after decades of relying on transit and I feel super disconnected being in my personal little shuttle. I also think driving trains you to ignore anything that isn't right in front of you unless it's a threat. The world is just a distraction from the asphalt between buildings.

Olimar when he sees a delicious dried date:

Q: What do you think about the horrible things you or your peers have been doing? A: As your elected official I am incredibly stupid and also never pay attention to anything. I don't have a take because of my profound ignorance. Q: I accept this answer for some reason

It’s been called in to the CASA hotline, but just a heads up that there’s a large black ICE SUV driving up the alley off of 23rd between N. Charles and Maryland, near Fadensonnen.

Orderly mass protest is fine, good even, because in times like this it’s important to know that you’re not alone. Also, Trump is a little bitch and you know it drives him nuts.

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was? JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

singing metallica over discord voice messages until lars ulrich kicks down my door and sends me to meet Cliff

Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

#Inktober Day 6. Pierce #Inktober2025 | #InktoberPierce | #Pierce

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢ DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

This is the single most overrated image on the internet. Pisses me off how every time I see it, it has thousands of Likes.

HOY ES LUNES DE TRABAJAR Y SUFRIR LAS CONSECUENCIAS DE TUS DECISIONES

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

🧵8:15 CDT, 9/26: A friend let me know that they've broken out the tear gas. ICE in Chicago - a thread of recent outrages

Cuomo could never.

I'm sorry to break this to you Zoomers but based on my interactions with you, you're just Long Millenials

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

If you haven’t seen this (I hadn’t), you need to:

picked up the mandolin after a few weeks of bass and 1. haha tiny 2. it's amazing how they both shred your fingertips in completely different ways soon I'll have the calluses of a veteran waiter at Chili's

Incredible image. Also incredible that the vast majority of white Christians in this country align with the men in camo.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Thread. A reminder that Bluesky has shut down access to posting from Mississippi

(gritting teeth) critical support to jimmy kimmel

minor conspiracy brain take: this is all actually the big networks taking the opportunity to ditch the archaic late night talk show format since it has long been supplanted by podcasts and youtubers