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What's commissary like during the holidays? Exploitative – as usual.

Slept with a nicotine patch on last night and dreamed that someone died because I missed a day of data entry at work; and I’m not even gonna unpack that because it’s just like, right there

"putting in the time and the work" sounds to me like the sort of thing a young person is expected to do as a consequence for behavior

“The FBI alleges that the HSI agents walked up, showed their badges, and said they wanted to talk with Bamigboye. One agent got into the front seat of the Jeep and tried to stop Frazier from driving off. But she put the SUV in gear and headed for the New Hope Police station.”

““She literally went to the police station because an unidentified white man was in her car and she didn’t know what he was doing there,” Brandl said.”

“Rekeya Frazier is the sister of Darnella Frazier, who as a teenager in 2020 recorded the bystander video of George Floyd’s murder by Minneapolis police. Their father Richard Frazier declined to comment about the case itself but said he’s relieved that Rekeya won’t spend the holidays in jail.”

The episode of Mad Men in which Don markets Lucky Strike as a source of protein

People I haven’t spoken to in over a decade keep popping back up in my life like some kind of final challenge my therapist laid out because I’m not actually her favorite client

Merry Marxmas to all who celebrate

JUST IN: Drug manufacturer Danco asked to join this case (they make branded mifepristone aka Mifeprex). Plus, Trump-appointed Judge David Joseph scheduled a call for the parties tomorrow morning to set deadline for FDA response www.courtlistener.com/docket/71544...

The “Huh, that feels weird!” to “Oop, it’s a day later and I’m limping and definitely pulled my groin!” pipeline

It’s one month til my birthday, time to be so nice to me

Very proud to have had a small part in this 🫶🏼

man people are gonna love that [checks notes] "Sacramento Wearable Item"

Appreciating people is wild because the other day I was in a meeting and accidentally made eye contact with someone while I was talking about all the cool work they’d done over the last year and I almost started crying, like wow you’ve enriched this org so much ty ily??

angela alsobrooks, grand marshall of the 50th baltimore pride parade

I like putting on a nicotine patch and my headphones and feeling like I went through the subsequent three hours in montage

Rare aesthetic of learning your comrade’s last name when you’ve been using their last initial for two years

‘Who deserves good things’ is simply the wrong question.

Yo La Tengo pays tribute to Rob Reiner by covering Spinal Tap’s “first hit” during their annual Hanukkah show at Bowery Ballroom. (And stick around for some bonus Velvets!)

Left the house with wet hair and now my split ends are frozen, taking the win

Here's interview with US citizen scanned by ICE's facial recognition tech. Walking home from gym, authorities come over. He says he's a citizen. Put him in car. Only release after scanning his face “Flagrant violation of rights and incompatible with a free society” www.404media.co/how-a-us-cit...

I think holding hands at the movies could fix me

I've only ever eaten Raisinets in the dark. Honestly have no idea what they look like.

Mumia Abu-Jamal — who has spent decades in prison for a crime he says he did not commit — is at risk of losing his eyesight without urgent treatment.

Tapping the sign

Is the AI the BBC used to write this actually my parents, because it’s trying to convince me that gelt — which is chocolate — is real money

Craving maybe three gallon freezer bags full of lumpia rn

Tonight I ran into someone I haven’t seen since 2010 and she introduced me to her friends like, “This is Caitlin, my friend from college! We fucked the same guy!” bc my college bf left me for her and then I hooked up with both of them “so it wouldn’t be weird.” Anyway, we’re gonna grab coffee.

Fireworks??

Israeli settler groups have begun bulldozing Palestinian lands in the town of Beit Sahour to make way for a new settler outpost. The settlement threatens the existence of the largest remaining Christian community in the West Bank, residents say. mondoweiss.net/2025/12/new-...

My photos really do not do this shirt justice

Steph tunnel shots are so back

WHAT THE FUCK

Damp, by Sam Francis, 1969 (rotated, detail), 📸 by @itsryantweets

Getting complimented at the gym at 6 a.m. goes crazy

PHILIPSBURG, Pa. (AP) - Kilmar Abrego Garcia leaves immigration detention after federal judge's order Thursday, his attorney's office says.

My best friend asked me for my mac n cheese recipe so he could make it for his wife, who’s pregnant and loves my mac n cheese, and this is the response I got. I’m so proud.

Capitalism is fucked because I simply do not have time to overlay Suspiria’s opening sequence with Take Me Home Tonight

I know so many great people who are doing so much. If you are isolated from people who are trying their best, I can understand feeling like no one's doing anything, but really, you just need to find the people who are trying and try with them — or maybe encourage some new folks to try alongside you.

Me before and after running an event

No Other Choice is starting at the Charles just in time for my birthday, bless

I posted a picture of myself and someone I was in love with back in college, who I don’t talk to much anymore, messaged me this morning and was like, “I don’t understand bangs, just admit you have a receding hairline but are still hot.” Devastating.

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

Idk about you but I think being super sweet to me rules

Sorry if you were rawdogging the gym tn and heard me singing along to Get Outta My Way, the all-time greatest song about cucking

Used to be you could bankrupt student loans the same as any other loan- they changed that rule at the exact same time they started encouraging students to take our larger and larger loans

Warren Zevon’s dad: Hey, how’s Havana? Warren Zevon: So, I was gambling Warren Zevon’s dad: Uh huh Warren Zevon: I took a little risk Warren Zevon’s dad: … Warren Zevon: Send lawyers, guns, and mo- Warren Zevon’s dad: Remember when you called me from London and told me you wanted to fuck a werewolf?