Jesus. Is this what Trump’s primetime speech is going to be about???

Lindsey Graham: Disney Adult; moral infant. [missing ALT text: photo of Graham in white dress shirt and beige chinos walking alone at Disney World carrying a pink princess bubble wand.]

This seems like a line Trump has used many times in his life.

The unloved son of an unrepentant klansman explains the 14th Amendment.

I’m trying to think of a good metaphor…if I set up a “clinic” selling an IV infusion of borax to “cure” baldness, THAT can be regulated & shuttered by the state, but if my clinic offered—for a price—to instruct you on how to do my dangerous, crackpot treatment yourself, that’s protected speech?

Spent the afternoon at the dentist for some broken tooth repair. Dentist told me this was the fourth he’d seen this week. It’s Tuesday. On my way out, the receptionist tells me she just broke her tooth—like JUST—too. Dentist surmised the times are provoking a lot of clenched jaws & teeth grinding.

Hegseth says he went on a secret trip to the Middle East, claims morale is high, everything going well, but won’t say where he went. Does anyone believe that if this trip actually went well, Hegseth’s DoD wouldn’t be rolling out multiple videos and social media posts?

I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.

🤔 Maybe college basketball programs should want more coaches that claim ties to John Wooden and fewer that seek inspiration from Bobby Knight.

“It is unclear why Mr. Musk was on the call…. “His companies have taken on significant investment from sovereign wealth funds in countries in the Middle East, including Saudi Arabia and Qatar. Mr. Musk has also long coveted a greater commercial presence in India.” Really? Seems pretty clear to me.

As the late, great Country Joe McDonald once counted out: “It’s one, two, three, what are we fighting for?” Ask me—I do give a damn. Third time’s the charm, right? #NoKings

Ron DeSantis obviously troubled by the unholy cohabitation of Latin and Greek inside the same word.

Dodgers playing in Edwin Díaz with a live trumpeter!

Tiger Woods:

Is there an equivalent acronym to TACO for Schumer? This statement is an insult to spin. None of the “reforms” Dems were demanding are in the Senate bill. The ICE funding will be included by GOP in later reconciliation. Trump tried to cave & pay TSA, & Chuck still couldn’t hold his caucus together.

The problem is that they ever had that patience.

Still has to get thru the House and get Trump’s signature with one of those very nice $5 pens… … but honestly, if Trump really could pay TSA agents all by his lonesome, I can’t see why Dems didn’t continue to hold the DHS budget hostage in exchange for stronger restrictions on Trump’s goon squad.

So, what you’re telling me then, is that Trump has taken away any reason for for Dems to vote for any more DHS funding.

It’s time for Dodger baseball! #ITFDB #LFG #OpeningDay

Monday, during a tarmac shout, Trump told teporters Iran & the US agreed on many points; pressed on how many, Trump said “15.” Now we know that 15 was just the 15 pts Witkoff was presenting to Iran via Pakistan—the same 15 pts he had before the US started bombing. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

Is this Chuck going for a rebrand? Is the ALL CAPS trying to capture the Trump audience, or is the single-name thing designed to appeal to a younger demo? You know, like Zendaya. He still leads with a money ask, tho.

For years, I’ve been telling folks that much of the disease & degradation we now consider a regular part of aging will turn out to be the long tail of earlier viral infections, and that 10 years from now, people will laugh at how we ever thought otherwise. But today, some people just laugh at me.

And, accidental or not, the leak of this information violates the gag order imposed on the parties in the classified documents case by Judge Aileen Cannon. Jack Smith, you are now free to talk about what’s in your report.

“Papers please,” said the man with a gun.

Trump’s winter ‘26 resort collection?

My first thought was, OK, deprive TSA agents of pay for a month, then offer them a bounty to rat out travelers—but I must apologize to the agents! It’s the AGENCY! TSA shares passenger info w/ ICE so ICE can more easily find, grab & deport people who are apparently guilty of flying while foreign.

How much fun is it watching Vance and Rubio jockey for heir apparent, burning through other people’s treasure, filling buckets with other people’s blood, while us other people know that as long as he’s alive, Trump thinks himself immortal and president for life, and will anoint no one?

🎯🧵👇

Now would be a good time to remind yourself and all your friends to stop using Meta products and platforms.

To say that there is absolutely nothing good that can come from refining depleted uranium is actually an overly optimistic statement.

Even today, NTSB is having trouble assembling its full investigations team at LaGuardia because investigators are stuck in multi-hour lines to get past airport security.

Think about it, ICE agents are walking test dummies filled with everything those dogs are trained to identify. Good doggie!

And it’s one, two, three, what are we fighting for? Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn. Next stop: downtown Tehran.

It can be argued the towns are the victims of manufactured disaster capitalism—but Hochul pushing this is as stupid as it is corrupt. New nuclear capacity is very GHG intensive & will take decades to come online. For the money, NYS could build many times the output in renewables in far less time.

I know we all think this sounds like a lot of money, but in reality, it amounts to only one day of Trump’s war on Iran. 🙄

Cherufe Crossing

They tell you the moral arc of the universe is long, but they don’t tell you how long. 54 years smdh

Working hard or hardly working? Aside from the wasted taxpayer money, I’d say I’d rather the latter than the ICE guys actually doing the former.

US airlines go completely apoplectic every time a govt policy threatens their income stream for even a day, so how about folks start canceling air travel until airline CEOs start publicly demanding ICE stays out of airports?

In addition to all the pain and chaos this guy creates, it is mind-blowing how much of your money he wastes creating it. Let no one ever tell you “we don’t have the money” for actually helpful programs and services.

Children & adolescents face a significantly higher risk of various PASC outcomes after reinfection w/ SARS-CoV-2. These findings add to previous evidence linking pediatric long COVID to multisystem effects & highlight the need to promote vaccination in younger populations…& improve prevention & care

I’m no expert in ATC talk, but it sounds like the LGA tower first tells the fire truck it can go, then tells a Frontier flight to stop, then urgently says “stop stop stop” but doesn’t say something like “truck stop.” Is it possible the truck thinks the urgent call to stop is for the Frontier plane?

In case you’ve ever thought in the last QUARTER CENTURY that TSA checks at airports were mostly security theater, here’s the Secretary of Transportation to assure you that you NAILED IT!

How will a Democratic Congress ever have time to focus on the future needs of the American people when it will need to spend so much time impeaching and trying so many Trump admin lawbreakers? Oh, wait, I know: they’ll use the future of the American people as an excuse not to punish past crimes!

Well, TBF, they are a family of blood suckers, and it seems pretty clear from Trump’s appearance that he’s never seen himself in a mirror.

“Cooking the books to make failure look like progress won’t prevent energy bill hikes for New Yorkers today or stop the next generation from living in the turmoil of climate collapse.” —Alex Patterson from the Public Power NY Campaign

I’m a lifelong UCLA fan, so naturally I’m rooting for the Bruins—but if I weren’t, I’d be all in on UCF because UCF starts a guy named Kugel, and I love kugel.

There’s a guy in the park I’m sitting in playing saxophone, and he’s doing the most doleful & dejected version of “We are the Champions” I’ve ever heard. This would be kind of cool if he meant it this way, if I could discern any irony in his version, but no, he’s just making it slow & enervating.

Establishment medicine (for lack of a better term) is visibly frustrated that the anti-science profiteers could gain such a foot hold, never quite understanding that when people feel private self interest is taking precedent over public health, it leaves folks desperate and open to snake oil.

Before the bad movies, & the bad TV shows, & the bad jokes & memes, & before any of us knew about the really bad politics, there was the Chuck Norris karate school in the San Fernando Valley… & as a young kid, I studied Tang Soo Do there… for years. So, weird as this sounds, Chuck is a part of me.😬