this is like the golden age of bozos

this lady called me Daryl and I’m just gonna let it ride

i think we’re well beyond arresting those guys if ya know what I mean

Tonight, I was one of more than 200 people who gathered on Chicago’s North Side to mourn Renee Nicole Good. Several people asked me to publish my remarks from the vigil, so I’m sharing them here.

Imagine being spiritually a wizard but it’s a Washington Wizard

Lamar Jackson 💔

we all got that one HS friend who prob has brain damage from living in Texas and doing multiple tours of the Middle East posting AI images of trump as Deebo in friday

We're going to need a bigger Hague.

whether you quit smoking cigs or smoke more cigs just remember smoking is a spectrum

Will be making an effort to put out more music next year (under giddeon gallows) I’ve got beats out there with some really great rappers that will hopefully come out as well. who knows maybe a Pale Spring single?

babe wake up it’s the yanic konan neiderhäuser game

the thing that’s great about I Love LA: not everyone is like that but you could meet someone like that any day at any time

Hell yea, Thurston bumping @infinityknives.bsky.social & Brian Ennals

healthy Kawhi makes me happy

A nice recession indicator for me is stupid ass crimes. guys robbing mail trucks in a Tesla, the car covered in cameras

Alvin and the Chipmunks really fell off I didn’t hear their Xmas song once this year smh

Threads seems to be for people with a different type of brain damage than mine

football being on Xmas is pure evil this is a basketball holiday

im between vaporwave and dungeon synth cuz the ass is pokin and the chest is not open

you telling me this captain has a beefheart?!

it’s your day off? get ready to spend $400 buddy

bro is redacted fr

kid gave me this for Santa today 🥲

Tariq and Brian 🫂 youtu.be/62332nTART0?...

i keep seeing ICE ads on YouTube and wondering where the same energy that spotify gets is

You're probably not going to find my No. 1 album of 2025 on anyone else's Best Of Hip-Hop/Rap list. But I can tell you that the artists who've topped some of CABBAGES' previous year-end lists are now staples of other outlets'/journos' year-end lists. So... www.cabbageshiphop.com/2025-best-hi...

is criss angel still a mind freak?

Tariq and Brian 🫂 youtu.be/62332nTART0?...

Tapping the sign

Look at my government yall

i hope they keep giving Vince Staples money to do whatever he wants

Dudes don’t just loiter and smoke cigs anymore those are just instacart bros

some of yall wanna be Uncs so bad but don’t even have a nephew 🤒

If you think I’m washed now just you wait

new Domo Genesis album is solid af always thought he was pretty underrated

my cat just broke the TV, she’s getting too BUFF. I didn’t realize we lived at 894 E Can’t Have Shit Blvd

putting in a hostile bid on eBay

Earl Sweatshirt December 24th edit from 2020? Unearthed from my old SP404 (I miss her)

my gf got me hooked on this Korean makeup survival show “Just Makeup” and I’m not ashamed

bandcamp friday consideration: my favorite Pale Spring EP “Murmuration” feat. More Eaze, Infinity Knives & Claire Rousay palespring.bandcamp.com/album/murmur...

getting invited to something with a bunch of dudes watching football against my will is one of the circles of hell for me

I used to think I just needed $10k and a tuna melt but it’s actually closer to $30k and a tuna melt

since we're doing USPS discourse again, a reminder of what Dems should be saying

sometimes you gotta sacrifice an unc

Chris Paul is not the first asshole uncle to be banished from a family after thanksgiving

gentle reminder that Infinity Knives and Brian Ennals made one of the AOTY infinityknives666.bandcamp.com/album/a-city...

When Disaster Strikes by Busta Rhymes was one of my first cassette tapes and I just realized this is a Dilla beat youtu.be/MvJeaXzhbAg?...

if there’s a basketball nerd at the function I bring up an obscure player and we lock eyes

Infinity Knives sent me a Ween song let the record show