America and France looking at the other’s governments:

Tired: Macron would not be in the mess he is in if he appointed a PM from the Left party Inspired: Macron would not be in the mess he is in if he commissioned a statue of Andre The Giant to be placed in Paris

My stupid meme has gone viral “It ain't like it used to be, but, uh, it'll do.”

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

Wow she’s not what I expected at all. She’s so cool and relatable! All my friends love the fucking news

If you are concerned about America, the most important thing you can do RN is post videos explaining why on TikTok

Have we considered asking the farmers to learn to code?

Too many naughty kids during Christmas

More like Bari Wei-won’t-she-go-away-ss amIRight?

Paris fashion week update: There are no celebrities at this Popeyes

France and The US rn

The best is “Ramon’s” accent

Happy Jiryis and Pynchon Release Day to those who celebrate.

Tfw you go into the wild pale yonder

One day I need to write about what I’ve noticed teaching French Professionals English. ESPECIALLY when I teach the nonwhite learners vs the white ones

I think about this a lot especially wrt Writers of Color (this gets more apparent when we discuss Black Women artists) where we do this. It’s not bad to call ppl Prophetic to praise their foresight but it does seem to imbue them with a more supernatural quality rather than a shrewd perception

Men [Republicans] will literally do anything [shut down the government] instead of going to therapy [releasing the Epstein files]

Jesus, and we can’t even get a damn crosswalk painted in my California town.

I see more of my US friends now in Paris than I did when I was living in the US lol

One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage

This is so brave.

Teaching English be like:

The Democrats are the Dallas Cowboys of Political Parties.

There was a time when I would have said this sort of move is too blatantly stupid for ppl to fall for...I uh...no longer think that...

Want to dress up as a character from The Sopranos for Halloween but really I just want to start wearing a Tracksuit

America:

Tourists: I love Montmartre! Meet me in front of Sacre Coeur! Parisians:

When you open a can

What an incredible sentence.

Taking my name off some of the socials. Not super concerned but think it might be best.

Paris is funny, some spots are full of beautiful ppl, some spots have ugly ppl. Other times you get ppl that are neither beautiful or ugly. Most cities are like this, what makes Paris funny is sometimes they’ll all be on the same street or just around the corner from each other.

And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.

Alien: Earth Timothy Olyphant with bleached hair is a sight to behold lol

Alan Moore: “Superheroes are fascist fantasies.” comic fans: HES JUST BITTER literally every comic creator for the last 20+ years: What if your fave was a dictator? Comic fans: Omg. So cool.

When you’re taking a huge shit

Sculptors: “I finished the statue of the general on his horse you wanted.” Patron: “Great! Did you…?” Sculptor: “Give the horse a huge cock and massive balls? Of course!”

This is what Tolkien would have wanted.

How the French Vacation vs How Americans Vacation

Historians will describe American History as Freemasons and Opus Dei taking turn holding eachothers beers.

"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the influencers and politicians will look up and shout 'DEBATE ME'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.”

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

Lies of P might be up there with Bioshock, and Dishonored, as far as favorite games of mine go.

Men only want one thing and it’s a liquor cabinet that looks like a globe.