someone lost their heart in grand central

not just chili night, chili and cheddar jalapeño cornbread night.

best believe it’s chili night. chili nights will continue until the weather improves.

no no no no no

today you did not actually steal my nose. tomorrow you could steal my nose. or worse.

big week for orthopedic surgeons i bet

got an mmr booster shot and a tb skin test so now my left arm is a boutique of old-timey infectious diseases

i don’t understand how city bus drivers aren’t in a wild rage at all times

zohran shovelers are out in force today

boys go to jupiter, girls go to college,

every fiber of my being longs for sit on a park bench pretending to read weather

lucy snowe lucy sunne lucy shoures

never once seen an everlane garment and thought oh i would like to put that on my body

almost saw god several times on the icy sidewalks this morning

LONDON (AP) — Police say former UK ambassador Peter Mandelson arrested in misconduct probe over his ties with Jeffrey Epstein.

have been stuck on the train at a location that’s like a ten minute walk from work for over 30 minutes now, this is what his hubris has cost everyday new yorkers

the gods will continue to punish us with snow until zohran stops flirting with the mustache and recommits to a full beard

the world i was born for vs. the world i was unjustly thrown into

in this house we are being held momentarily by the train dispatcher

poppi sodas would fully live up to the hype if they didn’t contain stevia. just put in one more gram of cane sugar, we all know it’s a sweet treat

is that a threat?

suddenly craving a coffee, devil in my ear

anyways read this book to inoculate yourself from all manner of sciency anti-feminism

i am Watching the “use attachment theory to guilt-trip working mothers and undermine feminist gains” trend

If you are driving a car and become angered by a bus this should be a You Must Change Your Life moment. The gentleness of this great beast, and its great indifference, should reveal you to yourself.

gimme! gimme! gimme! www.bbc.com/news/article...

hate this.

i have two passions: dance, and china before communism. if only there were a cultural production that brought these two things together

@inbedwiththeright.bsky.social episode please 🙏

omg need

if you’re a female anti-feminist you should just commit to the bit and shut up

“the shack”

all the worst people lol

i love virginia woolf and in particular “a room of one’s own” but it is comical how the story of branwell brontë contradicts her whole thesis

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

if i was a priest and a bald guy approached me for ashes i would put them on the tippy top of his head

gen x mad that mamdani wants to raise property taxes to cover the budget. how did you think he was gonna pay for childcare? vibes?

BREAKING: An immigration judge has *terminated* the Trump-Vance administration's efforts to deport Columbia pro-Palestine student protestor Mohsen Mahdawi. Mohsen was first detained 10 months ago, when agents ambushed him at a citizenship interview.

what’s wrong babe you haven’t touched your 2 ingredient hormone supportive chocolate mousse

i’m giving up being a people pleaser for lent 😌

whenever people are talking about geese i just assume it’s about that mary oliver poem

yes the movie sucked but i bet this loser never read wh in the first place

big month for girls who enjoy being insufferable about the brontës (me)

10 years ago (wish i had time to write a “where are they now” thread)

the best wuthering heights adaptation imo

shot, chaser

going to the doctor on ash wednesday. mortality maxxing

i guess the problem with “let people enjoy things” is that people enjoy slop and we’re in danger of the complete sloppification of culture

“call me moby dick.” such an evocative way to begin a novel