If you’re married to an Italian woman, you know exactly what he’s going through here

People talk about Nero and the fall of the Roman Empire as though they were approximate in time, as opposed to, say, 400 years apart lol

The Trump era is over. Watch this space

I disagree

He is

Honestly we need a summer exchange program to rebuild the NATO alliance. Europeans being tourists over here and the US sending America B to visit Europe would change everything

I was not expecting the World Cup to heal our country and the world, but damn.

New York City is the most perfectly "American" place in the nation, just one wave of newcomers after another, gradually building up the culture, one remarkable cultural collision after another. MAGA chuds hate NYC not because it's awful but because it disproves every lie they tell about immigration

Juiceless. He’s finished, and has been for some time now

I love my country (New York City)

Mamdani bringing NYC out of the ashes. Maybe this is the spark to get the timeline back on track. Maybe tomorrow’s the day it happens.

AS EVER——NEW YORK OR NOWHERE

Worst aura backfire of all time

Me if I was a Spurs fan right now:

OG WITH THE GO-AHEAD BUCKET. KNICKS WIN GAME 4 OF THE NBA FINALS. NEW YORK TAKES A 3-1 SERIES LEAD ‼️

This is the greatest city in the world, and it was an honor to stand tall on the field of battle tonight. Knicks in 5. music.apple.com/us/album/the...

Democrats can complain about how this should be illegal (it should be) all they want, but if they plan on winning this race my suggestion would be for the Talarico campaign to fire back with an AI-generated Paxton cartoon depicting him as The Yellow King from season 1 of True Detective

I hate the Spurs and I hate their ally and spiritual guardian Donald J. Trump

Go Knicks

Oh man we’re not gonna make it lmao

Couldn’t be me

Extremely excited to announce that I have been appointed as a Mary Seeger O’Boyle Research Fellow at Princeton this Fall, where I hope to begin work on my next book length project.

Go Knicks

This is, of course, my unironic position

You know you have attended a solid celebratory event when your body feels like this shape after you leave

Wish I was flying to Italy or Greece!!!!

Dude is so addicted to being an edgelord he forgot he’s the one we’re taking the country back from.

Pope Leo manages to get under their skin in a way no one else does. They know he has clear moral authority, and they've thrown what little they have away. It's hard to fight a holy War for Christendom when the de facto head of Christendom says it's immoral.

*tapping the sign*

Ἀναστήτω ὁ Θεός, καὶ διασκορπισθήτωσαν οἱ ἐχθροὶ αὐτοῦ. Χριστὸς ἀνέστη ἐκ νεκρῶν

Arise O God, judge the earth.

Ἰδοὺ ὁ Βασιλεὺς τῆς Δόξης

🙏🏼

Yet when >8 million Americans protest all over the USA,>2% of population, international media keeps yelling "Why aren't Americans in the streets like this demonstration in [insert European City] where 0.001% of the city's population (and even less of the country's) appeared."

👇

Paulie, more wine

A summary of the article for those who don’t want to read it:

It really is true that no one prepares you for how often your clothes will get ruined by olive oil in your adult life

Happy to announce etc

I thinkTrump’s numbers are much worse than we are being told

I think about this clip constantly

Everyone should be forced to watch the Fellini filmography from I Vitelloni (1953) to Amarcord (1972) as part of their cultural education.

One of my darkest beliefs is that most of the spiritual sickness of American can be explained by the fact that we are the country that invented and deployed the atom bomb and huge swathes of the population resent that we don’t get to use it whenever we want

All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.

Parasocial relationships are bad for democracy.