I was looking through the comments on a guest things article by Fr De Souza about Leo and Trump, and it's so funny to see boomer Catholics turn their noses up at Leo as a "Chicago democrat"

Is it the size of a tangerine

Yeah but did you want own to have nuclear bomb

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

Viva il Papa!

This is who fried the rice.

Before I watched the video, I thought it was going to be the AFCA trophy, which would have been odd but kinda neat. That little thing looks like a paper weight from an airport duty free gift shop

Papst Leo XIV. hat früher unter dem liturgischen Gewand einfach weiße Nike-Turnschuhe getragen.

The most evil protestant...Darth Vader really was Thomas Cromwell

Me reposting my skeets

Black Mirror doesn't even have an episode for this

My take on his spirituality is that if you can't look past mild Presbyterianism in your leaders the problem is you

Uno is a game where having all the cards means you lost the game

Idk why sometimes the low moisture mozzarella I get is flavorless, and sometimes it's delicious and creamy

I say this emphatically: what did he mean by this

I don't why people don't want to put a hat on a hat. That sounds awesome

My local taqueria advertises "100% AI- Abuela Intelligence"

a lot of people talk about how everything gives them diarrhea and i'm gonna be honest that is not at all my experience and i think most of you people just need to eat more fiber

Just as Frank Herbert intended.

People complained yesterday and today that it was hot in church and I would like to introduce them to the concept of "Texas"

I needed to grab this to reply to a convo where a guy said "I don't like x, it gets everywhere," and I'm unnerved by how Padme looks like a Xenomorph with what's going on with her hair

A violation of Article I, Section 9, Clause 8. One more impeachable offense.

Even setting aside the racism (bear with me), why are you giving a speech about the Revolutionary War when the King of England is on a state visit?

Every Trump rally in 2016, 2020, and 2024:

I don't think that would work in the south. We have animals all over the menus

just realized octopath travelers is what it would be like if they made a final fantasy game that actually looked like the concept art

I can't believe it's NFP week already

Six AND seven? In this economy?

How is there no security screening to enter a building the president is publicly known to be in? You can't enter any federal building in DC without a screening

"People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook."

Current intrusive thought: Matthew is the only canonical gospel without a sequel Mark: the epistles of Peter Luke: The Acts of the Apostles (of course) John: his letters, including the Apocalypse

Took him a while to halfway deny that he's a traitor. Straight away said he's not a rapist, took him a second to say he's not a pedophile, only said at the end "I'm not any of those things"

(this is the same exact shit JD Vance said about his bullshit story about Haitian immigrants)

Warehouse at my family's screen printing business. Checking freight, pulling orders, packing, then cleaning screens and printing. Whatever minimum was, I guess $5.25

see also how "defending Christian values" is usually more "I don't want to see someone in hijab when I go to the mall" and less "we should care for the poor, welcome the stranger, be peacemakers, and oppose the death penalty"

For the “tone down the rhetoric” crowd, Trump literally posted Obama’s address and the next day a 1/6 guy armed to the teeth showed up casing the residence.

Had a dream I was on a charter bus on a pilgrimage or something. Pope Leo was in the front near the driver and he was asking me how you're supposed to use the N64 controller he was holding. I said yeah the three handles are a bad design

this is my favor bible verse

Man I'm really sick of all the professional wrestling

Yeah but imagine their handkerchiefs

No, I don't think a sex offense coach should be pouring himself into young men. That's sort of the problem

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