wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

OK cool

Q: You don’t regret that people might’ve lost important income to support their lives? A: No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit. Q: Ok. Did you reduce the federal deficit? A: No, we didn’t.

The ability to buy anything on account of having too much money wrecks a person's brain just like a zero-gravity environment destroys muscle mass and bone density. Human bodies are designed for resistance and they liquefy rapidly without it.

William Wallace didn't die for this

We can re-open the Strait of Hormuz... if Mike Pence has the courage to the right thing.

why aren't other countries helping us with the strait of hormuz after we started an unjust war, cut off trade, and insulted them for a year?

It is bizarre that "are they dead" is a question I need to ask them someone calls about scheduling a funeral

I'm more amazed that Mike Johnson knows something more than anything else

It's remarkable how stupid rich people can be. You don't need introspection because morality keeps you from making number go up. But why is number go up good? Why is that the sole focus of your life?

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

trump saw how much you guys loved Big Boat Stuck and tried to join in by doing All Boats Stuck and now suddenly its not funny anymore? make up your minds

some of you

I hadn't seen one of my little old ladies in church in a while, and I was getting worried, and she showed up in that second shirt

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

conservative evangelicalism is the direct theological offspring of slaveholder christianity and it contains all of its pathologies, part infinity

Saw an engagement bait reel about Jenny from Forrest Gump saying men are misogynists if they don't like Jenny. She's an abuse victim, she spends the whole movie unpacking trauma. And it's messed up how she emotionally manipulates Forrest. Both can be true!

UFC fighters will teach cops how not to faint at the sight of a needle

رَمَضان كَريم

Retail politics gets you re-elected for 800 terms. Clearing snow, filling potholes, towing dead cars, cheaper public trans, photo bombing and glad-handing normies and taxpayers, that's the juice. Even at scale in a place like NYC.

To anyone who says, "They should just do it the right way": this is the space that many "do it the right way folks" are experiencing. Federal officials designed court structures to make immigrants fail, to leave them in terror. This setup is not only unjust--it is anti-justice.

It's still very early (and I don't watch TV), but I have yet to see ads against Talarico. But this is gonna be fun.

It happened again! I'm pretty sure this guy was catholic, he had a tyrolean hat with a couple pins in it, including a VFW pin and a Shiner, Texas pin. He asked me straight up, "what nationality are you," and said he couldn't place my accent

Looks like his campaign strategy is to bait the gop into admitting how antichrist they all are. Hope it works!

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

Every time, this gospel translation pisses me off. Why the hell would the NAB say "a huge amount" instead of the literal "ten thousand talents?"

Man this would make a sick pfp

Straight runs are hard to set up, but they're so much fun. Got even Steven early, then the runner and the bus. Started culling odd cards when I got the shortcut. Still needed x mult, and then card shark appeared. Canio also showed up for the lulz, and a temperance or two

“We are forced to stay despite the danger, when we defend our land, and we do so peacefully. None of us carries weapons. All of us carry peace and goodness and love.” These were the words of Father Pierre al-Rahi one day before Israel killed him in Lebanon today on March 9.

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

I love the magnificat antiphon today. Makes me want to compose the "Jesus is ignoring you" mysteries

Grateful for my music ladies. Funeral today they asked for boomer hymns, including "one bread, one body" at communion. They accidentally (?) interpreted that as "Lord who at thy first Eucharist"

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

BOFA securities, you say?

I haven't looked very hard, but I am shocked I haven't seen neocon defenses of the Iran war according to JWT. Then again, "it isn't a war"

I never want to see a fast food ceo eat ever again. I want this stupid trend to die so quickly. We don't need to pretend you're normal, we don't need to pretend this isn't slop you're peddling.

I'm really loving my power blocks. I don't $800 love them though, so I'm very glad I got them second hand

christians looking for jesus in every war we start, every missile we fire, every conquering despot we crown, and never in the one place jesus promised he could be found: among the poor, the starving, the oppressed.

Aside from the obvious moral and ethical problems with getting rid of rules of engagement, you've also gotten rid of any sense of scope or direction. If your goal is to just kill bad guys, and thinking beyond that is gay, you're going to fail.

I remember back when Bush would have been crucified for saying something this Yogi Berra-esque.

Next week is gonna be rough. Got a funeral Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and then the bishop emeritus' funeral in Victoria on Friday. They're all good deaths at least, can be thankful about that

Horses’s favorite pasta sauce bologneighs