The last few days I’ve been refining my “for when it happens” playlist and it’s close to perfect. Happy to take any of your suggestions or requests.

A summary of the article for those who don’t want to read it:

What I leaned in the last 6 months, is if you are a white boy who can sing R&B, you will absolutely go viral on a carnival cruise.

I bought a new t-shirt. www.etsy.com/listing/4371...

I can’t wait to go to the beach this summer, roll around in the sand, and walk up to my mom telling her I’m a breaded chicken cutlet

Marriage should be a requirement to compete in Olympic couple skating.

Some nice reading on this cozy stormy weekend

Boomer moms love a wallet/phone case combo.

O little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie. Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by. Yet in thy dark streets shineth the everlasting light; the hopes and fears of all the years are met in thee tonight.

Duolingo “friend streaks” are the new MySpace top 8

They do this AND they'll sell you a giant pumpkin pie for six dollars.

When these major corporations have most of their workers on food stamps, that means we are subsidizing those corporations and thus the extravagant lifestyles of the CEOs

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

Trump in 1 week: Met a wonderful young man the other day, Zohan Mandolin, terrific. Incredible ideas. He said, “Sir the buses could be free,” and I said wow. Amazing. Nobody’s ever said that to me before. I don’t know if he owns a bus or something else, but very polite, very energetic. Great ideas.

Trump be like 🥰 around Mamdani

Bossanova Christmas is the best music genre. I want to feel like I’m in a hotel at all times.

the president and vice-president are married

Imagine being in middle school while all this is coming to light. What a time to be alive.

Remember when Dick Cheney shot that old man?

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Tonight seems to be a strong rebuke of the Republican Party’s “make shit as bad as possible as quickly as possible” strategy

I just wish Dick Cheney could’ve been here to see this today 😢 ❤️😢

I have no desire to go to a “speakeasy” because frankly I don’t want to play hide and seek for a martini.

GUY WHO DIDNT WASH HIS HANDS AFTER HE PEED: let me tell you my opinions on politics

Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

I’ve been a CharliXCX loyalist for some time, but the events of the last week have radicalized me even further

IT'S ABOUT TIME

I’m pro clapping when a plane lands.

Zohran Mamdani’s plan to tax the rich is a 2% tax on income over $1 million. If you make $1.1 million, you’d pay an extra $2,000. Watching working class conservatives and politicians completely meltdown about this is wild.

PRUDES!!!

No change so far guys.

It’s that time of year where Uber drivers think cracked windows is the same as AC. BUT ITS NOT.

Starting rumors about myself for attention

Did you see the press secretary’s husband is an old man?

HBD REY

Liberal women, gays and theys suffering through this administration:

David Lynch and David Byrne were cousins.

This is me explaining a movie that I think is good to my cinephile husband.

There should be an awards show for all of the YouTube fireplaces.

Sipping once sipping twice sipping chicken soup with rice.

This story, back when journalism was good:

13 going on 30 for Oliver means a lot of disco naps 🥳

Say goodbye to brat summer and hello to

My Italian friend confused the word forehead with foreskin. Maybe the translators should consider this and do a little review.