many people are saying this

This will probably never happen but I just realized the optimal work schedule is probably five 8-hr days in the dark season and four 10-hr days in the light season. No way I'd start the ten-hour days in early March at this latitude though.

I am again calling for the abolition of timezones. You can just set your business hours to whenever you want. If you want to keep different hours in the summer you can just do that. Just state it in UTC so our global society knows what you mean.

Happy Woman-at-the-Well-Reading-Falls-on-International-Women's-Day to all who celebrate. Who's cooking a spicy take today?

Karl Rahner spoke of our lives being one long Holy Saturday and man I feel that

Nothing but respect for MY archbishop

Can't stop thinking about the chant that was like, "There's no money for working moms / we spent it all on guns and bombs." Sorry to be a sleezy lib but I don't think that women working is by itself particularly a problem.

I'm always like, "I could read this article by Salon. Maybe this one will be fine." and then the only thing to support the headline is a historical fiction writer saying that "anything feels possible."

I would like this anti-war protest to stop proposing that the real victim is the United States taxpayer.

Reading about build systems: > Excel has no remote execution Well. Not intentionally.

all of those words ARE in the bible, you're just reading it wrong

two drinks in and writing a JSON parsing library in a fit of rage AMA

wholesome doctrine

Hey see you tomorrow at the anti-war protest!

Read our March newsletter: * anti-war protest tomorrow * anti-torture townhall soon * No Kings at the end of the month Hope to see you around! rehumanizechicago.org/articles/202...

I got a whiteboard at the dollar store the other day and finally put it up I may not end up actually using it but in the meantime it is useful for mocking the cat

The morning shift cops confiscated my knife and now the evening shift cops are roasting me for my small knife can't catch a break around here

have you tried being a pacifist tho because it rules

If Scotus is right about the intellect’s direct intuition of material singulars, why do we get tension headaches? I mean reflection on the immaterial phantasm seems to be a major cause of headaches. Just kidding folks, no need to write rebuttals. Long live the Subtle Doctor.

We shouldn't require others to meet arbitrary standards of ability or innocence in order to deem them deserving of human rights 🧬

What a terrible website to be obstinately factually accurate on

Tbh i hate whenever people are like "ohh don't give up coffee you'll be too mean to your friends and family". My desired response is "then you should definitely give up coffee"

No. Sin. Gang. NO SIN GANG #NoSinGang

Which of you bastards knew about this and didn’t tell me

whenever someone uses the anglicization of the Explicit Name you know they think of themselves as all edgy and clever

lol they got harassed into deleting this site rules

the only Shield of the Americas I recognize

United States Senator Evelyn "Ron Wyden" Normielib

Hello Senator Wyden! 👋 Since we aren't doing the death penalty anymore I would like to volunteer as the woke prison minister at the DEI training center where they will serve out their lives.

A: He went to PRESBYTERIAN SEMINARY!!!1! [derogatory] B: So did Mister Rogers. A: Well Mister Rogers never made it his WHOLE PERSONALITY B: That's an interesting perspective. If you're just joining us, my name is Isaac Chotiner, and I'm here with SkepticGuy69. A: Now wait just a minute.

I like to argue and I like to pet cats but I don't argue with seminarians and I don't pet tigers

Housing is too expensive because we do not have enough homes in the places with jobs, not because the wrong people own them. Effectively banning new build-to-rent single family housing will worsen the housing shortage and make it even harder for families to get into homeownership. It’s a bad idea.

internationalists, globalists, globohomos, papal octopuses, rootless cosmopolitans, woke scolds, pink-haired baristas, women with laptop jobs, all are welcome

I can't believe the top reporter from the outlet called The Fucking News let me down like this smh.

I'm loath to share a Substack link and I'm not a big fan of Hemant Mehta, but his observations here are cogent and not currently found elsewhere. How would hundreds of complaints come into a one-person advocacy organization but not press, and why do so many of the complaints read the same way?

An update on my Lenten journey: my phone bricked.

> at least try to find a single thing he's actually said or a view he's expressed that in any way aligns with the far right

Happy birthday Chicago! "Come and show me another city with lifted head singing so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning."

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

research proposal: the ballmer peak in the age of agentic workflows

Okay this may be the funniest effort yet *TRUMP: I THINK IRAN MAY HAVE ATTACKED FIRST

Today I was talking to a high school student about screen time. She said she has 8+ hours a day and so does all her friends. But she said, what else would I do after finishing my homework? I said go hang out with friends? And she said, “My parents would go crazy if I did that.”

You can always ask the beautiful if you are being detained or are free to go. Know your rights.

there once were a thousand respondents with whom we made quick correspondence we asked them their views and reported the news (want an old-timey trap q? use "trondant") (I cannot blame this on an LLM)

A joint Jackson/Thomas dissent could be a lot of fun.

"We Remember" is REFLECTIVE "Gather Us In" is AWESOME "Mass of Creation" is POPULAR FOR A REASON "All Are Welcome" "Canticle of the Sun" is FAITHFUL TO THE TEXT

knowledge curse for the morning

Tsk tsk tsk

Went on a retreat yesterday at the Natl Shrine of St. Maximilian Kolbe and just too full of thoughts and feelings. It was... about what I expected, to be honest. But I definitely raised my eyebrows at the bit about his militia opposing, "the Freemasons and the servants of Satan." I mean, come on.