Getting my pelvis stolen

gdp is a very flawed figure because it doesnt account for (variable 98% correlated with GDP)

i strongly believe that this is an Evil act bsky.app/profile/tina...

that sounds like quite a feat

ah ee oh lee

wedding stew 🍲

solomonic headline

year of the gorse

just a little more self-actualization and I'll be

the elvish workers ply their craft a box of toys they bring as softly glows the reindeer nose in the court of the crimson king

princesses are meant to stand there and look pretty just like a doll

when my oafish husband steps on my completely silent drape runners, ruining weeks of hard work

this is a lie actually

ancient greek software engineer voice: boss gets a drachma, i get an obol thats why i code exclusively in cobol

How do you even stop this I mean seriously???

@kenwhite.bsky.social in shambles

that is very much not how lighthouses are supposed to work

we need to learn from the blacks (kanye)

i used a similar approach in high school

The @nlrg.bsky.social

when i ask "what's that scratching noise" and in response just hear dolls giggling it is not reassuring

nominative determinism strikes again

at 0:11 she pauses because she's about to say "their right to habeas corpus" and she suddenly realizes what she's saying makes no sense. bsky.app/profile/atru...

piss tape theory undefeated

it's just a bargaining tactic

the trap is set

STOP THE COUNT!!!

erik the red strikes again

BORN TO DIE AMERICA IS A FUCK KILL EM ALL 2025 I am trudeau man 410,757,864,530 DEAD USIANS

both "puppygirls" and "mechsploitation" are merely the modern manifestation of the ancient indo-european *kóryos

could this plausibly violate 5 CFR § 2635.702(c)?

several ways to interpret this

winter is a deplorable season; most unsuitable for one of our exalted station we must give sober thought to a decree of eternal spring

no doubt many of you will take an academic interest in THE PET SHOP (4th image, 2nd paragraph)

imagine if gorbachev was still general secretary when he did the pizza hut commercial

1. Loyalty to Chairman Ford 2. Loyalty to Doug Ford Thought 3. Loyalty to Chairman Ford's revolutionary line

people stopped voting for democrats in large part because they were sick of not being scolded enough

most aspects of society and governance are the most lowercase d democratic they've ever been, and the response from large portions of the populace is tear down the walls looking for the secret man controlling it all

i think they probably werent chasing the 3 year old around actually

boycott is not the right model for destroying the value of a luxury good