CanCon isnt just firm. it can also be soft & faggy

if i were a lawyer, i'd like to work at the CanCon Firm

everytime you say "can confirm", you're secretly supporting the CanCon agenda

i let the garment's patent misuse curse me no longer

but no. i mustnt dibble. the path beckons me too. the path & its limits beckon me to write

the trail that doesnt end. the endless trail beckons

that night, i met & took a picture with jesus, gazed upon freddy mercury as he walked past me, and had a curt discussion with a man in a well-dressed suit. the three fagangels made their presence known to me amidst the cuddliest creatures imaginable. on that night.

find whichever post sings to you & repost it

what if the joker was one of us?

im the achtur, baby

thaumiel has two heads. and thaumiel has so much head to give

find whichever post sings to you & repost it

me when she's planning a plan but i'm also planning a plan

don't take me to one of your couches if it isn't adorned

confidence when armaggedon gives me a warm reception

in my dream, i met two heros: adamn killa and zohran mamdani

i walked in front of two old ladies recording a podcast while going for a walk. i thought "wow! on the island, anything is possible"

they should write a book that inspires more of us to step up our ecoagendas

i used to think that you had to use different stuff to move your muscles in your dreams versus in our waking world. i now know that it's different muscles, but same potency. the same potency that courses through us all.

the starting assumption, the we have attained the height of human connection to the point that we can then start working up the ladder towards god, is flipped on its head. we need to get off the damn ladder and start climbing down towards one another, towards the earth. find the zenith in connection

don't worry i got 10% stupider in the last hour alone

good, good! the nothingness colour is good

now, think of thoughtlessness! with which colour does it first make its entrance?

allow me to enjester a thought into your pretty little headheart

eiugiel give me limits within which to enjester enough content to satisfy those within the limits (including my selfsame)

i'm trying to get better at actually BEING ignorant, not just feigning it. fake it til you make it, they say

this is how folks react when they learn that i feign ignorance

some fine postweeding this morning. scraping, down on my knees in the timeline, digging with my hands and handshovel for only the most miserly of posts. "oh. look! i found a juicy one!" getting the satisfaction of ripping that hearty tuber right out of the posters' existence.

i have to accept that it's a relief for some people when they get to worry about others. it's stress-relieving to care. makes sense & i probably should've considered it sooner

yes, i'll have two slices of nothingness, please. hold the somethingness

stop lumping me in. i'm not a lump! you can't make me into a lump!!!! you can't make me!!!!!

would anybody be willing to give me clown makeup

the meepiest of meepers

just weird enough for the semi-weirds

Pro wrestling is so important

theres only about three (3) salamanders crawling around inside my skull. tomorrow, there will be more

i carry da big box to da function. i carry da big box home. my spirit needs some rest. the sylphs weren't singing that loudly

every day it strives, it rehearses the deemed-necessary responses to traumas. want without striving is possible

it's all based on want. to change it, you have to want to change it

everybody thinks im 27 years old these days

instead of jeez louise lets all say cheese blue cheese

instead of jeez louise lets all say cheese blue cheese

bowcrowensis & bokorensis. do you think theyre gay for each other

here we go again. see you in 16-ish hours

hahahahahaha! hahahahahahahaha!

myrtle trees mockingbirds parking lots big drive hills forest paths garden graves graffiti drive to friends drive back home carpooling cars cars cars where's the trains busses too where are they chatahooch ee river families lots of green heavy rain kids on bikes helmetted i have so much love for atl

be gum with you!

if you experienced something bad lately, chances are more than zero that a car was involved

the reign of cars must end

down with cars