11pm and I feel hungry…. Awesome

Some of you people are so annoying fr

Wait I wanna do this

by artist JB Cornish

And it looked so cool

We love the library! #nationallibraryweek

"Adan" shared this photo from the Coachella CA where hes picking green beans. "I get paid 40 cents per pound. The work is exhausting - especially due to the excessive heat in the area. But this is how I support my family." #WeFeedYou

Have you ever heard of “The Beatles”?

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 19,1943

The kid in the Gordie Howe jersey on Senior Ditch Day knew the assignment. #Cubs

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Shoutout to pepper jack cheese. Out here doing the work, having the difficult conversations

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant. So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Bluesky has activated the Emergency Pervert Filter, which makes the site basically unusable for known perverts. This filter was activated hours ago. Anyone struggling to use the site should notify their local police. Thank you!

Making small talk in the portapotty line while blasted as hell at Coachella and asking these two what they do for a living and Trudeau says he used to be the prime minister of canada and Katy Perry says "oh I'm Katy Perry" and, kinda swaying back and forth I just say "oh no way"

Last month in The Onion:

In honor of Jackie Robinson Day, here’s a photo from the time I took the sweet dog I was watching to the spot where home plate was for the Brooklyn Dodgers

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 14,1853

15 years ago today, Lady Gaga released “Judas.”

Happy 30th Anniversary to what is arguably 3 of the greatest minutes of television ever. youtu.be/4jXEuIHY9ic?...

Didn't realize David Stearns is signing pitchers from The Rocketees.

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

I actually love that the Mets are no longer hitting or scoring. I think that’s so brave

"Late Evening" - my oil painting

Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly?

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

this is a boring take but if we want this from a Dem President in 2029 we need to deliver the type of huge legislative majority Magyar just achieved and not the razor-thin one that Biden was forced to work with.

When were the uber-rich apologizing

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

This must hit so hard if you’re incredibly stupid.

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

i for one would like to see this

Shoutout to the Mets for this 📸 @mets.com

Maybe men could stay at home and raise the children

YES, A FAILED IMPEACHMENT MEANS REPUBLICANS APPROVE OF TRUMP'S CONDUCT. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON TO DO IT

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.

Marjorie “Traitor” Brown

She types like how she talks

Why did Melania do this on a Thursday

they're selling keith haring clothing at costco. honestly? i think he would have been kind of into that

C’mon there’s no way this is true

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

My last pic from #DevilsTower last month — shot out the truck window as I drove away to head home. #scape #photography

An upcoming Montana ballot referendum would deny corporations the power to spend in state and federal elections. If it passes in deep red Montana, it could pass anywhere. State by state, this could effectively nullify Citizens United. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1fPbGHe3xE

When you're 8 for 17 to start the season.