he's obviously a femme??

To become the mayor of New York City and then immediately the Knicks win the championship sounds like a ‘90s movie where a kid finds a mysterious amulet on the subway and makes a wish it

It’s grimly funny to look back and remember that John Fetterman rose to prominence as the guy who was going to beat Dr. Oz and keep him out of government, and then to realize that now they’re both in government and they’re both just the worst.

A lot of sons named “Bear” these days

this is the type of shit that was kinda cute back in 2012 but absolutely does not fly anymore. stop treating the fascists like they’re your besties!

No!

We Rate Dogs is a good dude. The internet got lucky with him.

It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.

I don’t really care if elected officials can debate. We should have candidates compete on The Price is Right

mamdani you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your polices too bad. you’re gonna make me a knicks fan

This baby is gonna explode with blueberries

They updated the MTA app and now it doesn’t really work

The more miserable the model looks in the ad, the more expensive the clothing is

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

All he ever wants to do is interior design

Kind of comforting to know this is all lies

Absolutely shocking how easy this is.

‼️Look at this insanely perfect shot my husband just captured with his phone. We're both very sad he didn't have a real camera, but this is still amazing.

Klaus Ensikat (German Artist, born 1937) Illustration from "Katzen" by Axel Eggebrecht Watercolor and Ink, 1997. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover

I NEVER want to hear ANYONE ever complaining about the deficit and spending when the President, his family and his cabal of corruption ARE DRAINING OUR TREASURY TO LINE THEIR OWN POCKETS TO THE TUNE OF BILLIONS OF AMERICAN TAXPAYER DOLLARS AND NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

feels like bluesky.

15 years ago today, Lady Gaga released ‘Born This Way.’

It’s important to get post yoga protein

The teens are doing the heavy lifting of providing local color in NYC these days

My teenage brain was shaped by the Colbert Report. I scraped together money to buy a Wriststrong bracelet. I arranged a trip to see the show taping with friends. A fascist regime canceling his show is breaking my heart. It’s been coming for months but I’m still not ready or ok

Climate change is here and we are so not ready

Naming my first born Carson Benge

WATCH: Hayley Williams performs in front of an image of Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social in Salt Lake City

Base hit city!!

Hey yeah that bunt why not

Grogu is just perfect to my eyes and brain

Another banger from The Author Name -

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

Hi Bluesky! I'm bringing my audio comedy Lil Miss Kate - Ward of the State to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival this August! We're running a GoFundMe right now to cover props, tech needs, and other costs. www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...

Professional news: I’ll be performing at Edinburgh Fringe this year with the scripted podcast I do that’s Naked Gun meets Little Orphan Annie. I’m so so excited and you can play a part by donating to our gofundme. Support independent art that’s for sure not AI slop ❤️❤️ gofund.me/bc6431c57

SUBWAY SERIES SECURED IN QUEENS 🗽 #LGM | #MetsWin

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

On February 20, 2034, the planet Venus will reach its greatest eastern elongation. This celestial event signifies that Venus will appear farthest from the Sun in the evening sky, offering an excellent opportunity to view it. Venus will be visible low on the western horizon shortly after sunset.

I feel like everyone regularly updates their apps except me

Me, whenever a new guy shows up at the gym wearing socks any color other than black:

homer is tossing his hat into the LA mayoral race

My #LastFourWatched!!

I used to feel a little bad that The Onion is about to surpass WaPo in print subs and stopped promoting the membership as a direct foil until today they came out with “Do POOR BABIES deserve DIAPERS???” so therefore

You know, a President accusing a NYT reporter of committing treason just for asking a question is actually quite a big deal, and this bunch just standing there listening to it and doing nothing is not encouraging the public to think of journalism as a serious business or of words meaning anything.

I am absolutely vulnerable to sandwich cults