what were the social conditions incentizing companies to explain their technological progress in these sorts of films, and how can we bring that back youtu.be/xZePwin92cI?...

When AWS has an outage: youtu.be/WNEp-3IXWW8?...

Someone outside just randomly set off some fireworks and my first instinct was to grab my phone to see if he was dead.

Of course I believe in queer superiority. I’m queer

Worked. Out.

Elgato announced their Prompter XL--which I think we knew was coming at some point--yesterday, and my eyes being as shitty as they are, I jumped on ordering it. Thinking that it would take a while to get here. And it's already out for delivery as of this morning, lol. www.elgato.com/us/en/p/prom...

Get yourself the nastiest bitch friends you can, it’s good for your mental health 😌

Yes, we are. We’re paying in “exposure.”

Smirked out. 💪🏼

Gray sweatpants season continues...

What was the first song you remember loving as a child?

Saw this and obviously thought of you(r cock)

I'm still more of a tricep guy, but here's to the final day of biceptenber

Hear me out

Fat Cookie Friday #FCF

At least the gray sweatpants match the gray in my hair 😏

Okay, well, after getting the extra USB ports card installed in the desktop, and now getting the piece to solve my two computers, one keyboard/trackball puzzle, I now have no excuse to not rip out all the cables of everything on/around my desk and clean them up. Ugh.

Having to deprogram my 🧠 from pushing buttons to switch keyboard/mouse between computers is proving to be a bit challenging, lol

Painted a big ass canvas today. Needed to destress from all the political angst and tension. Yellow to manifest calm and warmth and whatever other kumbaya bullshit I keep telling myself is gonna make America ok again. 🫠😮‍💨🤗

Caught the chest chesting and the abs absing.

I fully suck at soldering so attempting to make this device myself is off the table, but Elecrow has a fully assembled model for sale, which I purchased, and with any luck might actually be here Friday and I've never been so excited for such a small piece of kit to arrive: github.com/hrvach/deskhop

Saw this ad from Walmart with a kids bumper car and I'm like yeah, wrong targetin...WAIT KIDS GET FUCKING BUMPER CARS NOW THIS IS NOT FAIR!!! www.walmart.com/ip/Best-Choi...

These are a few of my favorite things.

This is amazing "In honor of the late Robert Redford, "Sneakers", in high def ANSI with full subtitles: ssh [email protected] (needs a terminal with 24 bit color support)"

Sorry I Posted That One Pic Without My Dick In It On Instagram: A Memoir

I never thought I'd say fuck selma blair, who has been an inspiration for people with chronic illnesses, but I'm gonna say it. fuck selma blair.

This is San Diego tho, so still gray short shorts season during the day 😏

I guess we're heading into gray sweatpants season.

Well, I guess the new PC and monitor are keepers, so I can throw out the boxes... to make room for the box that the new 3D printer I just ordered is coming in 🤦🏼‍♂️

Brixley says I'm not allowed to go back to my desk.

I was watching a YouTube video about this Samsung 57" monitor I have here on my desk and was like "did this guy add LED lights to his?" before realizing that they're built in and my monitor in fact has LED lighting.

I still have to redo all the cables in the back and underneath, but now I know everything will fit.

“If you hard, then you hard.” Story of my life.

Let's see those face cards, babes! If you insist...

Ahh, yes, the little UPS dance where the truck circles our building six times and then heads off a mile down the street and maybe does or doesn't come back to deliver my package.

Better pic eventually... not taking all the plastic off the sides until after I pull it out again to put in the 10 GbE card when it gets here. Anyway, old Intel NUC 11 on the top right for scale 🤣

This is all about to look different...

Oh fuck oh fuck best buy has a monitor on sale, too

Back in the olden days, I had my own store and built PCs for a living... You know, when they were all metal boxes that came in shades of beige. And I've been using mini PCs in various forms for over a decade now. Now I'm just over here going "oooooh, this one looks pretty!"

Me: Ugggggghhhhh why can't I ever get ahead on any of the things I need to do around the condo? Also me: Ooooooooooh look at this deal Best Buy has on this gaming PC that could replace my aging mini PC!!!

Worst pre-workout I've tasted, and also don't even feel anything from it. 10/10 do not recommend. Supposed to be orange popsicle flavored. Tastes like a dog ate an orange peel, threw it up, ate the vomit and threw it up again. Then they dehydrated the vomit, ground it up, and sold it as this.

I get my protein shake, go to sit down and turn on the TV and the second I get over to the couch...

I heard someone refer to him as “microwaved Mel Gibson” and now I can’t unsee it.

Squirrel said GET OFF MY LAWN!

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.

I was tryina take a post-chest-day pic and I got photobombed by a 🪰, and sure I could edit him out but he's prob only gonna be alive for like another week or two, so live on in my selfie, forver lil guy. But also please find an exit or death soon because you're really annoying.

It arrived and omg it's every bit as awesome as expected, maybe pics after getting the pay powers restored tomorrow. Because I got another shirt, too.

Arm day 😏💪🏼