He's very hoppy.

I have the cutest boys 🥰 @easer79.bsky.social

Well, just a teeny jolt.

Haven't posted a selfie in daaaaaaaaaays, sooo, happy Sunday evening selfie. (Tomorrow's a work holiday, no Sunday scaries here)

Reported for violence, and blocked.

This has to be the most perfectly toasted grilled cheese I have ever made. I have peaked. There is nowhere for me to go from here. Jebus, take me away! Or was it Calgon that's supposed to take me away? Who can remember at this age.

Hope the Dilbert guy is kicking off a new rule of 3 cycle.

I always feel like somebody's watching me.

In case you weren't sure just what level of nerd I am, here's the latest pic of my rack (the one without the nipples) after a couple of changes.

Comment on my blog: "Hola, quería saber tu precio.." As always, if you have to ask, you can't afford it. 😉

When he only sucks dick to get a ride home to his parents' for Christmas from you.

This movie Plainclothes that is set in 1997 did a very good job of seeming like 1997.

Wow, after 25 years... Stranger Things is finally over.

You're just a tripod, sir.

Happy new year from my Anker desk charger, I guess.

Stopped myself from buying* two more UniFi switches. Please clap. *for now

... you guys all have GREAT "Best Nude of 2025" pics! Thanks for sharing! 🥰🤤 ... given yours all put a twitch in my cock; I need time to sort my 2025 nudes for one worthy of being slipped in. ... i think @shirtlessjay.com can sympathize with having too many nudes to pick just one fast. 😜🤣

Okay which one of you homos screamed "TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!" at me the ONE time I was walking outside unshirtless?

Here's your official 2026 Shirtless Jay Selfies BINGO™ card. May the odds ever be in your favor.

But don't you have to, like, let them into your home and water them and feed them and give them attention jeeeeeez that seems like so much.

Bicep thread, but make it less... pants-ier 😁

@easer79.bsky.social when I'm not giving him enough attention.

Brixley has an automatic pet feeder but hates eating out of his dish when it is under the feeder because sometimes it will drop an extra nugget of kibble while he's eating and scare him, so we have to keep his dish a few feet away. But the robot vacuum now pushes his dish around...

See, this is why it's hard to wear pants.

Ask and you shall receive.

Me walking out of 2025:

I can't see Jaime Pressly in anything without this iconic moment popping into my head.

Explain your username: I think my selfies have already covered this pretty well.

The scruffiest puppy.

How your email finds me on #fcf. And any other day of the week.

Omg do I even know 8 people??

"How will you enter 2026?" Me:

Bold of you to assume I have friends.

Ho, ho, ho. Not the Santa variety.

I gave in to that temptation! 😂

Shirtless morning Brix walks outside and running both portable AC units inside. Merry SoCal Christmas 😁

Merry Cocksmas.

picking my Patriot Games outfit

TL is awfully light on peen tonight, so... be the change you want to see or something.

We all know how I feel about shirts, which makes it all the more annoying that I can't find a decent brand of relatively cheap, plain as fuck, muscle fit polos to wear when I have to see in front of a camera on zoom for hours on end because I guess nipples are offensive in the "workplace."

Surprising @easer79.bsky.social with my throbbing hard cock wrapped in a bow for him to ride instead of a new Toyota.

Been 4 months & I'm still not adapting well to using a trackball. My desk setup at home with the 57" curved monitor works better without having to move a mouse all over, so... here's this keyboard with a touchpad built-in to the keys & it gets here tomorrow.🤞🏼 clevetura.com/product/clvx1/

I do not have the hours to go through the thousands of selfies I took this year to respond to that four best prompt.

Every person over 100 is like "I do lines of coke every morning off the gravestones of all those who have gone before me, and I eat only lard and cigarettes. I drink a fifth of pure grain alcohol at bedtime. I have never eaten a vegetable."

People who ask me "what do you eat to look like that / stay so lean / what's the meal plan ???" seriously it's a shit ton of protein powder, for real, I have a 40 pound vittles vault dog food container just for my protein powder lol

Presenting to the Federation Council...