Being the CEO of your own conspiracy podcast is better, because people don't expect "results" and you don't even have to wear pants to work.

ICE Accidentally Publishes A ‘Watch List’ Of Immigration Lawyers, Which Is Definitely A Normal Thing For The Government To Do

One citizen said that federal agents in Idaho pointed guns at her children, ages 6 and 8, and dragged her 14-year-old daughter out of a truck and zip-tied her. The mother told investigators that an agent threatened to “fucking blow your head off.” By @nicolefoy.bsky.social

Out of frame, the rest of the furniture is covered in plastic.

Presumably Venezuela is not on the list because those reunifications will happen on boats in the Caribbean.

"We're very excited to [depose your federal government and exploit your resources as we desire]."

In an administration filled with white supremacists and nazis, Stephen Miller still stands apart. He’s like a sentient copy of the Turner Diaries

But if companies stop stuffing AI that nobody asked for into their services, the ocean of investment money going toward AI will dry up. Oh. I get it now.

These ridiculous mega-projects like "datacenters in space" (doomed by thermodynamics) make a LOT more sense when you realize they're massive Ponzi schemes designed to transfer wealth from pension funds to VC's through "fee stacking." It's the old Assets Under Management con. It should be illegal.

Pete doesn’t perceive the issue of him being a supremely unqualified fuckup as a problem worth investigating.

Yes. Problematic. Also murder, and a war crime when carried out by the military. Since we're seeing the same things, can we please stop with the euphemisms?

Perhaps this will remind the people of Indiana when they DID have Democratic US Senators and US Representatives? I know, I know. But dammit I hope this pisses off the entire state.

If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin. A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.

Keep filming ICE kidnappings. It's one thing to know your partner or parent took a job with DHS for the bonus. It's another to see on social media what they actually do at work.

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

The irony, of course, is that even when Patel wears the raid jacket, people still look at each other and ask, "Who is this dipshit?"

I am really tired of things being "enhanced with AI" just so companies can say their product is enhanced with AI, while adding no real value.

NYT throws a block while Pete Hegseth tries to slip up the sideline.

Fentanyl is not coming from Venezuela, and he knows that, but it's beside the point that you can't pardon drug runners and then tell people you care about stopping drug runners.

The "10 percent for the big guy" critics are pretty quiet about Trump helping Russia to skirt sanctions in exchange for a cut of frozen assets.

Gotta read between those powdery white lines.

The myth of that a bunch of young hackers can solve any problem was debunked by DOGE. But the larger moral stain is that this was a heist. Cost saving was a cover story to shutdown investigations into Elon’s companies, steal government data and engage in genocide by proxy via killing USAID.

Even the people eating spaghetti with their fingers before they tap open Truth Social must realize that he's cracked. Right?

When police agencies tout "less lethal" weapons, they're saying it might not kill you immediately, but you still might die from your injuries.

Holy shit, more like this, please. Nobody who serves in this administration is qualified or fit for the responsibilities required.

This was the correct response. She's resigning because she fears elements within her own party, not because she sympathizes with democrats on anything.

Where would 3rd wave ska be without this?

Spies! Spies everywhere, Patriots! Always spying for you, the Real Americans™️. Believe me. Please? Please believe me about the civilian anti-deep-state spy network that will protect the reputations of wealthy abusers... George Washington! Freedom!

Taylor Sheridan writes shows for people who don't know how to get out of bad relationships.

What the sperm in the graphic below is telling you is that Trump is mentioned in 2 out of every 3 emails in the Epstein Files.

Kids who just voted for the first time a few weeks ago have never known anything different from the current bullshittery. But they definitely know about the Epstein files.

I willingly do the dishes in exchange for not having to cook, but come ON. A little help, please.

When we bomb Venezuela it’s because Trump is all over the Epstein files

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.

America's worst celebrity wants an NFL stadium named after him because the owners of NFL teams won't let him into their club.

He could end Obamacare AND let people keep money they've been giving to insurance companies if he gave every American universal healthcare. There would probably still be enough leftover for his extrajudical kidnappings and maritime murders.

BRB with an AI video of someone angrily peeling a slice of bologna off the street and eating it. But yeah, don't share the phony rage bait.

There isn’t really a gap between Fuentes and MAGA. It’s like the Klan and the White Citizen’s Councils. They are part of the same white supremacist movement and largely disagree over tactics.

Most of her critics cannot conceive the scale of every billion being 1000 millions, and therefore won't understand the moral argument Billie is making.

It's the internet. Block and move on. You don't owe some rando your engagement in real life or online.

When your own image has been artificially enhanced for so long, it's perhaps only natural to think every image is a fabrication.

The President wants to use the military to crack down on Americans who are exercising their 1st Amendment rights to oppose him. I can’t think of a better reason to insist on exercising those rights.

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What in the Leave It To Beaver fuck is this?

I wonder how many foreign agents are scrambling to be on the Epstein Ballroom construction crew so they can plant listening devices all over that bitch.

"Bro I wasn't like 'in the shit' but I could probably have been a sniper. Where are you going? Check out all the molle attachments on my tac vest!"