kimchi flavored condom

fuck off

I’m in the tavern, absolutely yanking it, and by it, I mean my pizzle

Folks, they’re calling it the worst post ever made

You can pee in the washing machine as it's filling up. All those clothes are getting washed anyway

Ok finally I get to use this

I’m married now I guess

if you kill your kid by not allowing them to be vaccinated you can get a full time grifter job in the anti vax movement but if a school shooter kills your kid you'll get smeared by the same people that make anti-vax child killers their heroes. the commonality is they all love it when kids die

we are living under fascism right now

we are on the verge of curing maybe the worst cancer of all the cancers but the whole right wing media makes too much money scaring people about "mRNA vaccines" so time to toss that in the trash

Beware the vibes of March

Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

Coolest part of the deep space nine documentary is Andrew Robinson saying re Garak and Bashir "well, obviously, at first he just wanted to have sex with him,"

If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's

getting geriatric surgery so I can be old af

those who are about to goon, we salute you

as if the world couldn’t get any cooler, there’s betting markets on if a US recession will start. we need to ban this and all online gambling, it’s just evil

Gaylight savings time

I found where they’re conserving you

i'm adopting a dilly dally lifestyle

Holy shit are we fucked, pack it in.

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

like, there's 20 videos out there and they're not gonna use it to fund the largest legal defense fund of all time? fire them

My favorite artifact of the weird patriotism of that era is the 9/11 tribute before Paris Hilton's sex tape

I lived bitch

Incredible things are happening on Good Day Philadelphia

Did you know you too can own a muppet

Imagine landing upside down in this thing

Google is so busted

To those who celebrate

Note to self, the cooking cutscene in Wilds does not protect you from aggroing monsters.

So what we jack offfff So what we smoke weeed

boymoding is an evil poison and living cunty is the antidote

do you have any idea how expensive Dan Flashes is

here’s how madame web can still win

looks like its lid up

it feels so good when you tell a joke and the whole group laughs

Talking to Gen Z in Public: There was no such thing as a hipster, it just mean someone younger then me not in a suit In Private: OG Hipsters where 97-04 based on amatrix of cheap cocaine/70s revivalism in fashion and music. We don't like looking at this cause so many of these guys became Nazis

Hate this evil gay

it’s quite simple actually, the n64 controller was made for three-handed people

what if we held hands on the gouch

who up viggoing they mortensen