I would like to make it clear that my friend ████ ████ was NOT on the Epstein list, this is just a huge misunderstanding

“Veteran owned business” just means they can’t pay off their Camaro at 30% APR

Topline: Ariana is a young journalist targeted by the Ortega regime in Nicaragua. ICE is just straight up attempting to have a journalist—who was granted asylum—executed using a single missed phone call (if it even was made and they’re not just lying) as a bogus justification

Average Socialist: Yet again, the opposition party has let us down 🙄 We can never expect them to help out the working class Nancy, 53, on Bluesky: those senators should be put down like the dogs they are

RIP Mr Cheney, you would have loved this

Mr President, an 11th flip has hit the Virginia house of reps.

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

It wasn’t the guy I was hoping for, but I’ll take it

If you would like me to not celebrate when you get shot onstage, have you considered not being a straight up fucking Nazi

Thousands of Wikipedia editors on the edge of their seats waiting to change “is” to “was”

My condolences to the Utah Valley University cleaning staff 🙏🙏

Ordering DoorDash is fighting fascism

YouTube video: Here’s how to fix a crack in your drywall :) Comments: You absolute fucking fool, nobody should EVER do it like this, I hope you are hunted for sport

That's ten times what the federal government has ever spent on sex changes for trans people in prison btw

Of course Jeffries wants to hurt Mamdani, look at the bloodlust in his eyes

I think a lot of these “perfect is the enemy of good so we’re ok with anti-trans candidates” are just privileged white people facing adversity for the first time in their entire lives and are so fucking fragile and terrified they’re willing to do anything and kill anyone to protect themselves.

Recession indicator

Ah Brother, you got me

Your honor, I am so innocent that looking at the evidence would be a waste of time.

You can’t think ICE is a Nazi-esque program and also think abolishing ICE is a radical position. It’s got to be the bare minimum.

Fox News is giving Mamdani a better endorsement than any dem has

They dress up to seem intimidating but every video is just them looking like jackasses

To all on Bluesky, Men die younger because God hoards all the DILFs! Thank you for your attention on this matter. Yours truly, Rob

Send Gavin Newsom in

Can’t wait for the movie in 2 years where Chris Pratt is an ICE member who has to heroically deport a 5 year old

For reference, here’s the inside of Auschwitz

If anyone says something doesn’t “poll well”, remember that Mamdani was polling at 11% in May. People can be convinced of good things but you have to have actual convictions to do that.

“Who the hell let this place get so expensive?” - the mayor of New York

I’m gonna be real with everyone, it’s not looking good

Saying “we’re just following orders” should instantly send you into The Pit™️

Using hundreds of millions of dollars to buy the mayor instead of making the city better is why there shouldn’t be billionaires

These dorks try to act like macho men until they see someone darker than eggshell. If “US dominance” is being destroyed by a single mayoral candidate, maybe it didn’t deserve to exist in the first place

damn 😞 we coulda used that money to bomb a hospital

Decided to hop over and see how MAGA is taking the new poll with Mamdani in the lead. They seem to be taking it well enough

I can’t tell if Lance Armstrong is the best or worst speaker to have at an event with the tagline “The %1 don’t work harder, they work smarter”

“Sir, did you know you are breaking the law :(” vs “I am going to kill every minority that I see”

Don’t want to be political, but I personally could have done without a war between Iran and Israel

Roughly 500 Marines based at the Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center in California are being mobilized to respond to the LA protests.

The correct way to connect the authoritarian presence in LA and the Big Beautiful Bill is that the bill gives the government the resources to do this in dozens of cities at once. So if you don't like what's happening in LA, it's coming to your town if the bill passes.

Why hasn’t Kendall Jenner been to LA to give the police a Pepsi yet?

I thought ICE disappearing people was bad but then I saw a car set on fire and I’m not sure what to think anymore :(

Proving me wrong on the internet is a micro aggression and I will block you for it

I challenged an ICE agent to not act like the Gestapo for 5 seconds and he hung himself

I have once again been vindicated by the passage of time

Personally not a fan of Mario kart since it teaches kids to support car centric infrastructure

Elon not immediately getting bodied shows off how much Trump has deteriorated

Elon is probably just mad that Epstein didn’t like Musk enough to invite him to Saint James

Going at each other on separate platforms like divorced parents talking to their kids on their day with visiting rights