I’m excited for “American” to be so reviled that I get to say “that’s our word, you’re not allowed to use it”

What’s the difference between a math PhD and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.

Welcome to the world of sales tax fuckers!

jdpon don strikes again

soldiers are gonna get absolutely fucked and they will 100% still completely not figure why this is happening or have any introspection about any of this

hahahahaha

I have a fantasy of being on a podcast with someone like Brianna Chickenfry and doing such a shitty job that the government reluctantly has to provide me round the clock protection

"Mueller, she wrote" in big 2025

How much of a fucking loser failure do you have to be to get access to a cheap grocery store run by the government after getting your ‘I Killed Kids’ cheque and still need benefits? Get A Real Job

every day i wake up and i thank god that I'm not Drew Pavlou

a “fight” implies anyone is seriously trying to resist this

MMMmmm the best

Omar Fateh is an american citizen from the nation’s capital your islamophobia is disgusting

it's funny because everyone was going ??? at the monroe doctrine being cited towards why the US should bail out argentina but it's actually spot on in the ouroboros of US hegemony - the US fucked argentina as part of a political project, and this is paying for the fucking as part of the project

have you considered gamers are just uniquely greedy and are at fault for not paying more to play increasingly worse games?

I only pay for games when I feel like it

you guys unfortunately set up the entire world economy so that if you start having currency crises resulting in bond implosions, you will have a metastasizing cancer that will reverberate right back to Main and Wall Street socialism or barbarism refers to the nexus of pent-up disaster. no way out

Me and the other guys at Blockbuster are learning how to smoke weed

thought this was this at first glance

it's been shameful living in a country that does not have a Quality Ballroom

Don’t leave cash on the table if you don’t want it taken

Juche W

from How the Steel Was Tempered

Same vibes as this

Getting in trouble at your minimum wage job for saying one of the customers was “touched on”

“The Goon VO” come on man

stay safe out there

feds: "deploying the tactical twink"

DKR = dead kids revenge

fill me up again

I Love DKR and Dekkar

BYD answers the question: “what if Tesla was a car company?”

charlie kirk’s gonorrhoea-filled body was high on meth when he “died”

If there’s one thing leftists don’t understand, it’s living like a graduate student

this dullard believed that landlords should be able to sexually assault their tenants btw