In ten years they'll make it illegal for you to remember or mention what they helped Israel do

Chilli I should have started 2hrs ago and so I'll just be blearly at work tomorrow whatever, my beloved

Having a meal I call Chinese Spaghetti. You don't have to like it it's for me

Sorry kids we couldn't build enough renewables because it was spoiling the country walks of people who are all dead now.

Such a loser move to turn off replies after 34 people already told you to go fuck yourself lmao

"People keep drowning in unguarded shores and rivers, and even those who don't are getting sick from all the sewerage. How should people stay cool in-" HAVE YOU TRIED BETTING. GO PLACE A WAGER. GO GAMBLE, YOU FUCKING PIGS. HOW DARE YOU WANT TO SWIM. GAAAAAAAAMBLINGGGGGGGGGGG

Emma Stone in Sleeping Dogs was a real high water mark for her

30 Rock really feels like the last great something

Journalism is often a noble profession with people in war zones sometimes losing their lives in the pursuit of truth. But far too often the media acts to protect the power and wealth of the super rich. We badly need media reform.

Few summer thrills compare to casually letting a wasp crawl all over your face and mouth while other people are freaking out about it

Youtube shorts rn is like a really weird friend who switches between thinking prison is really cool and then weeping over well-off people getting alzheimers.

Told my colleague in the Philippines that home air-conditioning is super rare in the UK and she had no idea, so that was validating.

At this point I just assume that if Trump goes a single day without the white house medical aparatus orbiting him he's going to collapse into a kind of somewhat conscious meat slurry

If there are more than four instances of punctuation in your bio just fuck off yeah

Whelp I enjoyed three days at the beach and now here I am sweating to death on the train to work. Awesome.

Vatsyayana writing the Kama Sutra and hundreds of years later the west's like MORE DICK IN PUSSY STUFF while he's focussed on what garments to wear in a fertile spring

This Is Not Meat sausage and roasted pepper sandwich I'm fucking out here

Men with small dicks are sus. What do you need a small dick for? To more easily fit into children?

The SSRI's have been great for the frenzies but swimming in the sea is still a basically undefeated Perfect Mood delivery system in my experience. That's Thalassa, right there. It's humbling!

It's summer pimp and that means compression shorts

I wish Depp wasn't in F&L. I wish it was someone else I could enjoy.

Those people are a menace www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9dd...

whelp just jumped in the sea, so it's summer now

Very cool to coast into the bank holiday weekend on a new course of antibiotics that make my guts feel like a rock tumbler full of battery acid

There's still time for Karl Urban to do Dredd 2. It can still happen.

whelp just been through a thread of people calling criticism of illustrated csam 'bigotry' that's cool that's really great good world we've got here

A day longer than Ser Arlan's dick

They call it aperol spritz because you spritz it out and order something nicer to drink

Food theft sucks but I'd be so much madder about the tupperware. Look at it it's got a rubber seal and clips

I wonder if there's a single UK journalist even slightly worried that there might come a day where we collectively Notice how much they hate Muslims

Scrappy Do told the Chicago PD where Fred Hampton was

If you've ever posted about someone or something "winning the internet" then a predator drone should be dispatched to your house and your children's school.

Tattertot casserole country getting airs again I see

Mafia 3: bar refurbishment sim is a really unexpected outcome from wrapping up the cult stuff

A Muslim prayer room in Blackburn was fire bombed on Monday. The multifaith centre in Shrewsbury had a swastika spray painted on its door. None of this made the news. None of it gets the attention it deserves from the government or press. Islamophobia is not taken seriously in the UK at all.

Bari Weiss sentenced to spend a solid chunk of time in the company of people who openly dislike her and cannot be punished by her associates.

Wasn't long ago now that someone made chilli for their neighbors and it resulted in a batch of cunts doing slam poetry about murdering and eating her pig. That was a fucking wild time.

Please retweet.

Oh god Starmer's going to bomb stuff to try and keep his job isn't he. And then he'll leave Britain when he's out.

Don't let Alex Davies-Jones in the Green Party, she'll try and arrest everyone

I think Keir Starmer might lack theory of mind in a very serious way. He doesn't just lack any beliefs, he genuinely thinks everyone else is just pretending to hold any and he's the only honest man.

I just made the most bomb ass Bolognese. And tomorrow it'll be even better, plenty of time to make some garlic bread

If you have not read The Invisibles, do so. It's a very good access point to numerous esoteric practices

One of my favourite panels I drew for The Invisibles.

The one person I've spoken to locally who's still a loyal Labour voter doesn't read or watch any news at all. I can see why Labour are so keen to get anyone young offline and uninformed.

Hilarious to realise the only commitment Keir Starmer will stick to is dragging his party down with him

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed