Aunt's tossing her used-six-times two-drawer air-fryer hell yeah. I already wield the roast potato deep magicks and just needed a medium, I'm unstoppable now

I'm sure some aspects of the black market are slick and stylish but I just literally traded a box of expired vape juice for two big sacks of potatos off a truck. Mash for days, bro.

I'm a millenial who isn't inheriting anything so I think discussing my retirement plan is against the terms of service on here

Imagine the ways the British tabloids would report on a rise in bookmakers burning to the ground.

No British person who puts the word Sweary in their bio has any talent with bad language

Was once working with someone who infodumped a lot about Gundam to me and only paused to let me know they were wearing a cage that day. I didn't ask about it so they went back to Gundam facts.

Oman doing victory laps rn

When my new air fryer turns up I'm going to roast so many peppers. And I won't even eat them, no. I'll put them in jars with vinegar and herbs and seeds for unforgettable sandwich and salad accoutrements

We allowed fucking Kid Rock to be the person who did a Sweet Home Alabama / Werewolves of London mix. It was always there, and we laughed at it. "Oh, what a funny blend." And then we let that fucking fake redneck richboy just fucking do it. Shame on fucking all of us.

My more paranoid theory, that Labour are actually very aware of how close climate collapse is and so are accelerating culls and expulsions from future Fortress Britain, is feeling less feverish by the day.

The 4-day weekend I've been looking forward to has now annoyingly developed a voidish character

Fuck space, tbh

Surely there's a Strait of Hormuz Chuck Tingle by now

BREAKING: Israel's Knesset has passed a law to execute Palestinian detainees. Death by hanging. Mandatory sentencing. No pardon. 90 days to carry out. It applies through military courts with a 96% conviction rate. It does not apply to Israelis.

I hate Keir Starmer. Repost if you also hate Keir Starmer

Had a dream they updated Baldur's Gate 3, but the only new inclusions were dozens and dozens of new situations in which Wyll can die horribly. General response was that it felt very racist and Larian refused to comment.

What if it was the Fetaverse and it was just all very sharp sheep cheese scattered on salads

I should have loved my Gamecube more than I did. Took it for granted. When I bought it, it JUST CAME with a disc that had NES Legend of Zelda 1 & 2, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and a Wind Waker demo. I owned Demo 1 for PS1 as a kid and this was a lot better lol

This did actually happen with vapes in the past couple years

Egg could beat the shit out of all those new Harry Potter kids solo

Remember when old basement pisser thought it would be a tremendous threat to tell Carharrt that his family would stop wearing their clothes.

Trump's gonna launch a nuke and then die before it lands isn't he

Lib Dems, chasing the thrill of being hated for putting the Conservatives in power and raising tuition fees, are now hosting TERFs.

The Canadian lady doing Irish Republican Army-coded wishes of harm is pretty funny

Two fictional characters from different universes you want to see fight

I don't know anything about baseball but whenever a clip of a fun looking game is going around there's a weird number of lifetime fans angry about it?

Sex Matters learning in realtime that they're failing, that many companies would rather make money than exclude customers, and that their names will be all over this for the rest of their lives.

As everyone in the UKs life gets worse by the day, we're soon going to see Labour MPs photographed on Nice Holidays that you couldn't dream of affording anymore. And they still won't understand the resentment.

You can show Citizen Kane to someone today, in space year 2026, and they'll still say "whoa how'd they DO that??" at several scenes.

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

Share some of the best eyes in movies

I'm not saying that friendship ended because I said I don't watch anime anymore, but it feels like that contributed to things

I know Afroman's in the discourse rn but I can't really ever get over that video of him punching a woman in the face on stage.

D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me

Pete Hegseth's the type to get pulled up a few times for trying to buy Hostel experiences through the tor browser

"Wait they let Others in here and one of them is TOUCHING ME?!?"

I can’t get over how terrified Starmer looks

Reinstalling Spec Ops: The Line. No reason

Realised that I'm not seeing Marc Dutroux mentioned in the media's Epstein discourse. 300,000 people in Belgium marched to protest their government being full of people involves in elite CSA networks. And it's just, not talked about at all. I didn't even know until a while ago.

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

Man the future's really just gonna be about eight multi-billionaire criminal syndicate families vs. China huh

Was hoping to leave work early today but oh look a bunch of fake gift cards used to place orders. Great. Amazing.

I found where they’re conserving you

Good for him

Next round elections with a background of 'Labour and Reform are both happy for your kids to be sent to the Middle-East on America's whim'.

The UK deserves everything that happens to us now

Israel just bombed a school and killed dozens of children and we're going to hear about how nuanced it is

A very happy 'Cold realisation that Palantir probably aren't going to hire a loser like you' to every Labour MP today.