The UK deciding that artists can't protect against AI is a pretty direct effort to get the poors out of the arts entirely

Dwaves

No that's the brother

was Dwave there?

Trump, being the shallowest man in the world, loves hanging out with Winners and his own party are finding out how fickle he is lol

"The left won't be able to criticise a Muslim woman" and then Reeves dropping this cynical bullshit makes Labour's 'Gossamer-Thin Shield of Faux-Inclusivity' move pretty clear. They don't believe in anything and they'll use the things you believe in against you because they think you're stupid.

As one former Fetterman advisor texted me, “I think what comes across is the reality of who he is, which is a petulant child who never became a man and is always the victim of his own narrative—even though he’s never had a real job and lives off his dad’s money. It's all pretty sad and pathetic.”

someone loves the fleece catnip christmas house

cigar guy 1: hawhaw so we pull it all outta east africa, whaddya say? cigar guy 2: this is such a great business moment and the aromatics are fantastic *vape guy continues to season the space with Pistachio Gelato nic salts*

I've consulted the relevant parties and a certain Craggy terf will have a cardiac episode during a Dark Surfing Session quite soon

I feel like it's going to happen really soon

Enjoying a zero-g jungle gym pizza party with the Cenobites because "furthest reaches of experience" doesn't just mean unsanitary neck surgery sex.

Jordan Cross in Hitman is meant to be Julian Casablancas, right?

Editors tend to be beholden to things, right?

He's like Barry Zuckerkorn where people keep saying "He's very good!" when he never is

Stephen Fry's probably really anxious and close to tears today and that's always nice

Space Race is over

Iggy Pop would have been a way better Johnny Silverhand

Some people wonder why Hunter's so fucked up and tbh when you read a bit about the Biden family it's surprising he's not a lot worse

Labour right doing everything they can rn to morph the UK into a country where useless shitheel bigots like them can still get jobs post-politics.

Is Boris Johnson's stupid dad dead yet?

Was talking on the phone with a friend who's about 7 miles away yesterday. Raincloud came over so I sheltered under a tree. It moved on. A couple of minutes later, I heard the rain starting on her end of the phone, realising it must have been the same cloud. Just kind of nice.

Always nice to see BBC fans shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that a lot of us don't care if Traitors and Strictly go away forever.

Reading replies and quotes, blissfully ignorant of any way in which it's possible to have a single fond feeling about the BBC

When there are only two people left alive, one will be Snoop Dogg and he'll be trying to sell something to the other one

I want chow mein but I will microwave last night's pasta and make a bullshit garlic bread out of simple household items

Frankly wild that Wes "That Cunt" Streeting even commented on Mamdani. Like a bug seasoning itself

I'm definitely not the only kid who encountered Fievel as a Western cartoon and only later discovered it was a sequel to a movie about the Jewish immigrant experience

Pretty miserable to watch the gurning transphobic landlords of the UK Labour party pretend to be happy for Mamdani

Would be great to take some youths back to 1998 and be like "Okay here we are it's mostly the same but what little internet there is is slow and expensive. Alright have fun guys, if you want my advice buy some CDs and build an identity around them."

What are you doing for work when the party dies? Doubt anyone's going to want to hire you.

"Remember the good" The good is that he's dead and gone. That's the only good of Dick Cheney.

I haven't seen a "Dick Cheney recited the Shahada" post yet and maybe it's inappropriate? Not to him, obviously fuck him, but to the millions of Muslims he killed.

RIP Dick Cheney I'll always remember that slashfic of you getting cock & ball torture from a robed Bill Clinton. It was read in the voices and everything.

Labour are this close to just saying "Stop wanting better lives you pleb cunts"

It's cool that he's building his own Hell and doing photo shoots in it

I've really got to learn about baseball

Simulacra so bad you can't even tell people to Get Real anymore

My grandfather offered to help my aunt with a deposit on a house. He can easily afford to and he doesn't have many years left. Checked out a place, she was really excited. Then he withdrew the offer, no explanation, and now wonders why his daughter won't see him again "until his funeral."

It bothers me that there's nowhere I can go in the world to never hear Queen ever again.

A lot of men deserve to be lonely

Old Nun Crusher's at it again

"This'll fix it" says cunt who fucked it and continues to fuck it

Went to a Green Party member meeting and damn that was nice

I'm upset to not know anything about baseball because it seems like something incredible happened yesterday

Peston's job is to do this 'I'm listening and thinking' face and it makes his comfortable middle-class viewers feel intellectual and plugged-in. Occasionally he slips up and says "But it's a democracy!" about a genocidal rogue state.

Starmer's Labour very literally told the lefties to leave and called it 'shaking off fleas' but now Oh Noooooooooo lmao