Trial by jury is going. Free speech has gone. Right to protest has almost gone. We have to prove we are over 18 to read the news online and he is talking about banning social media. Plus he, Lammy, Cooper are complicit in genocide. Starmer is a liar and disgrace. The only honest vote is a green vote

It really does feel like these are thoughts you would only publish under your name if you had some solid certainty that you'd soon be able to leave the country while most people, for circumstances yet to be revealed, are unable to.

And still I have people telling me the BBC is a vital institution that can't be allowed to die. Because then how would people watch celebrity gameshows? Celebrity panel shows? Celebrity dance-offs? It's all just SO IMPORTANT CULTURALLY

My deceased grandmother's sister used to be really nice, and now after a few sustained years of Facebook and GB News she's a frothing racist whose funeral I won't attend.

This poor, poor wealthy celebrity in his 50s with an off-brand picrew pfp. He's the real victim in all this. He's a hero.

Fully anticipating my boss to send me a "hey, about your week off" DM now that the clearly-bored stock packer's decided to no-show for a few days

Ah hell yeah. It's been a year since I read Programmed To Kill and I need to get good and noided again

Either annihilate the entire UK media sphere or keep living in Hell. Those are the only options available.

"Oh but the Guardian and Observer are goo-" shut up forever about everything you gullible, sensible idiots.

Do you think the Biden family ever got around to eating Major?

I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website. You can access it in the replies. (or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

"Ok so I stung you a bunch of times before," says the scorpion frustratedly. "But now we're on the same side, and you should see me as an equal. Also, fuck you."

Every now and then I get a few more likes on this post I made while very drunk

It's crazy to think that the right thought THEY would have a 'one of us, all of you' and not everyone else

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Well that's certainly a Q of weed I just found outside on the floor. Christ.

i'm personally very fond of elordi's performance but fuck him he's like 12. GO DELROY GO

My monthly contribution went into this and I feel really good about what it means

Help us make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now.

I think i like Odo for nothing else than being a guy like "what if ehlers danlos syndrome was a superpower"

George Carlin was saying this back when he was funny

How can it not be Delroy Lindo. COme on

It's genuinely impressive how empty he is. There's just nothing going on in there at all.

Oh dope the leak in the place below is so bad I might have to sleep in a different place tonight because apparently my entire floor is just not there right now. This is a really cool and fun situation to head home to.

D E L R O Y

Blackwater apartment ceiling leak and subsequent generational mould allergy meet cute

excellent work 47, money is being wired to your account

Just read the Brooklyn Beckham post and I'm sorry but his mother did WHAT at the wedding???

lol that one CT episode where Nick will not stop saying Virgil's real name and Felix gets increasing concerned about it

Remember to loudly boycott whichever tech company Jim's working for in a few years and make sure they know it's because they hired him

People don't act the way Labour MPs are acting without a plan to leave the country in a few years

"the grafters out getting their lunch" Labour would ideally like all working class people to be a sort of illiterate punter bloc

Need that pre-RTJ El-P, when he's dragging people into weird jailor/prisoner sci fi romances www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmAi...

Local graffiti update

what the fuck man

Not the first time saying it but a single catestrophic engine failure over the Spectator garden party and every single thing in the UK gets better overnight

Born just in time to see the end of NATO is pretty thrilling ngl

Oh right it's literally Blue Monday today, that will explain why every customer's been a piece of unloved hellbound shit so far.

Genuinely just yodeled into a valley

If you see a terf being pushed into an industrial lathe, no you don't

I hope someone shits through Sandie Peggie's letterbox every day for the rest of her life

It's cool when someone who won't answer unknown numbers and doesn't check their emails calls up mad about their order being incomplete

Mark Wahlberg on Ulysses: If Molly was my wife, it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would have been a whole lot of blood on Blazes Boylan and then me saying "OK, we're going to have Catholic sex and you're not going to have a novella-length stream-of-consciousness with two periods total."

Hitler actually did some worse stuff.

FUCK KEIR STARMER

Deep cleaning my rice cooker courtside

It would be funny if Elon Musk got arrested or captured because who would even try to free him?

You fuckers couldn't even make a strong statement about the CSAM generator most of you still post on. Labour is genuinely a threat to children.

Realising I'm probably intolerant of avocados and eh, no great loss tbh