Thanks to the Iran war, it’s nearly impossible to find an 18-inch pistol rug

Double helping of borsch and extra thick bread tonight

Tagging @killhamster.bsky.social because ifti pod doesn’t appear to have a blue sky. This is what a Garficcino is

Graham Platner is creating all this drama because too many people were asking “where’s Virgil?”

The WinNT service/management interface is better than the SysV interface, but systemd is better than WinNT. Go figure

It's harder than I thought it would be to smash a bunch of propane bottles with a sledgehammer

I’m trying to read the novelization of That Girl (1966-1971) but the PDF is totally illegible on my kindle

I think my cat may have forgotten about Dre…

I’ve finally discovered the project that will make me master Powershell

man cloud architect is such a sick job

this is how we got Trump

Yonah has perished due to popcorn lung

I am fully Modarn todey

this EBS snapshot is taking forever

I wrote an actual useful perl app today

I gave my cats some ahi tuna, just like they’re in college

TAX STAMP ISSUED!

Trying to send some bit coins and my cat keeps covering the QR code with her tail. I don’t think the VISA network ever has this problem

Where is my ATF approval email. Trump was supposed to fix this, do I need to go do light vandalism at the capitol or something?

@murderxbryan.bsky.social www.lphall.com has this made it to the show yet?

Cooked a lamb steak on the skillet today, I dunno if I can go back to beef

Miracle Johnson never touched on any kids. Let’s see Hollywood do a biopic about him, but they won’t

yesterday God intervened in my life and showed me where some contractors had lost a curb key on my property, and I was finally able to refurb my water heater after 3 years of unsuccessful attempts. Might be time to rebuild my master bath toilet today

this is a response to post about using an Intellivision in the 80s. The very last thing I want is to regress to a state of childhood so that the NES is impressive again

Just housed an enormous bowl of borsch. Can’t wait to forget and freak out about my red poop tomorrow

I don’t just need TP—I need it for my bunghole.

It’s four hours of nipple slurping sounds. Saved you a click

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him dressed to kill. A bow tie and oxford shirt? Really?

A poster with unmanaged schizophrenia? In MY subreddit? It’s more likely than you think!

Just bought another gun. I think that brings me up to 17?

A Democratic president could simply walk into the Supreme Court with an AR-15 and summarily execute all the conservatives. Presidents have full immunity for official acts.

Skyrizi’s slogan has apparently changed from “Nothing Is Everything” to “Control Is Everything To Me.” Real brand 180 if you ask me

I dunno. Loongson has been very welcoming to me and the other tinkerers. Don‘t see why BYD would be any different

The Walmart rollback smiley face character was going to come back, with the power of AI

All because there were like 50 aluminum processors in the U.S. that all came online about a week before the end of WWII

DLL LOVER???

Listening to Eye II Eye for the first time and this really deserves to be on Spotify. Shame on scorpions

Just about done filling up my new chest freezer. The only thing missing is those baked ravioli I like

I finally finished adding the extra outlet. It turned out to be easier than I expected because the circuit I was extending ended at a different box than I originally thought

If I successfully redo my garage wiring this weekend, I don’t think anyone can stop me from hanging a radio antenna in my attic

on twitter people would at least detect that you were doing a joke and pretend to get it

@sltrib.com why did you republish that bedbug from the New York Times’s fanfiction about the America-Israeli war on Iran’s people?

just got a new 125cf cylinder of C25! zip tied my old 40cf bottle to the workbench so it doesn't tip over

I opened the blinds in my office and now I can't see my monitors

I watched the first part of Sum of All Fears the other day and boy is that a stupid movie

I finally managed to get a complete rip just before covid took me down. I wonder how hard it would be just to record my own Russian AVO for the movie. I don’t remember it having a lot of complicated dialogue. I could watch the movie and dub it live in Reaper

I’m Covid positive for the first time and this is a weird experience

I am now ON THE AIR with DMR

Michael Savage (Scientist, Author) does not get anywhere near the credit he deserves for being the original alternative supplements conservatism guy

Who else is as stoked for Gallipoli II as I am??