Why, is Andrew on them?

My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.

roll a deception check with disadvantage

The existence of this letter has been reported before. Just not the content. Holy crap. It might be real! From the Guardian in June 2023: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023...

we gonna do something about this then or what

These all sound like 1950s euphemisms for homosexuals.

Former BBC employee Jack Murley has posted on Instagram about the repeated homophobic abuse he received while working for the corporation - often from BBC staff. He says the BBC has now formally apologised. www.instagram.com/p/DSaZBd4DO8F/

you know when you saw people online years and years ago trying to trick other more gullible people online by answering common computer issues with "delete the system32 file"? and you thought "who would fall for that?" I did. I did that. because someone online told me to. they legitimately got my ass

Michael Buble rerecorded Santa Baby as "Santa Buddy" because he didn't want people to think he was gay for Santa - which I think is a little Claustrophobic.

TikTok is removing clips of the leaked 60 Minutes segment. The Ellison family (which acquired Paramount — CBS’s parent company — and The Free Press, making Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS) is set to co-own TikTok through a Trump-backed deal.

"We surveyed one hundred people. Top seven answers are on the board. Name a famous person who fucked everything in sight."

I once ended a particularly fraught bulletin by just slumping down and collapsing onto the desk in relief. And the director reminded me I was still visible on the wide shot.

If men want to break into women’s toilets, they don’t transition. Trans people transition. People who are a danger join ICE.

A mari lwyd on her way to find some sweets and cider

I looked like I was going to a Kids In Glass Houses show long before I actually saw them and have no intentions of ever changing that.

I watched AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH in Portugal today and I just want everyone to know that the entire movie was subtitled in English in Papyrus. The entire movie.

I'm a trans woman who, if anyone ever asks, will give my deadname as a different male name each time. It's been the single fastest way to find people who talk behind my back. If that name leaks I know just who leaked it and just who to instant block forever.

It's a lovely 6th Day of Christmas at my true love's house, and you are six horrible geese

I would absolutely risk bringing my workplace to its knees to have these running along my desktop again.

This wording would also work as a proforma for any medical treatment for women, alongside the standard “mad fat woman syndrome” flow chart.

In Thursday's five by elections, Sir Keir Starmer's Labour Party secured less than 9% of the vote

They terrify me! So horny, and good at singing

Turning up in my Facebook memories, and it’s a crime not to repost.

This sounds like someone getting really annoyed and just wishing his nephew would read the fucking cracker punchline already so we can eat

Breaking: Autistic community preemptively rejects David Walliams

Doesn’t feel good that the head of BBC News Content is instructing reporters to refer to trans people with slurs. If this leak is real it raises questions about who made this decision, who was consulted, and why the BBC chose to ignore its own editorial guidelines on slurs and offensive language

I am notoriously unphotogenic, but please enjoy Quality Street Emo (with unfortunate Aryan vibes but I look good in a side part so shhhh.)

It's rare to have lost media *before* it airs

Dyeing my hair in a Travelodge (midlife crisis going great, thanks) and have definitely just stained spider veins into my cleavage. If anyone asks, I will just blame it on the homogoblins in my haemoglobin.

I cannot see the slightest justification for allowing anti-trans hate group ‘Sex matters’ to comment on this story. If you agree with me, a complaint to the BBC only takes a few moments. www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.bbc....

Just want to point out how funny/sad it is that the same people who will refuse to refer to a trans woman as "she" have no problem calling ChatGPT "she."

I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines

Doctor watching medical drama: "That detail is wrong." Regular viewers: Interesting! Cop watching crime drama: "That detail is wrong." Regular viewers: Interesting! Historian watching history drama: "That detail is wrong." Regular viewers: It iS NoT A DoCuMeNtArY!

I will use any excuse I can to tell the story about the time Bongino threatened to kill me on Twitter because I kept calling him Danny Bongos.

if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade

Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder

Not that being on a Nash or anything adjacent is teenage experience, but they are playing Fatman Scoop over the radio rn.

Asking ChatGPT is like asking Pinky if he's pondering what you're pondering. The fact he is a lab rat who can form coherent sentences is impressive, but he's still going to be fucking wrong.

Coming off sertraline has made me prone to weeping at ANYTHING. My thanks to Terfy McGee for proving that my body has a Hard Limit in place. Not, of course, that she needs our pity as she has plenty of her own.

With £1,000,000 now spent Allison Bailey loses again.

I know this isn’t Leona catching strays, I wouldn’t care if it was. But also, it feels very stray-coded

"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits." Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done. "So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice. "No. Three more." "So four spirits" said Scrooge. The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa