A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

Epstein Class solidarity at work: Texas AG Ken Paxton fought to lower the sentence for a multiple-time pedophile (and friend of his) from a felony and life in prison to thirty days in county and two misdemeanors. For "years of molestation." www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Nature is wondrous. Saw turtles doing it in front of their baby today.

Bring back the ancient knowledge

Three incredible things from this story: 1) the first words are “A 3-year-old hunter” 2) the “mentor” was exempt from “hunter education certification” bc of their “military training.” 3) the adult shot in the turkey hunt was an off-duty law enforcement officer.

Nice work, @insidehighered.com This is a perfect headline & lede.

Doberman has slight size advantage: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/dogsgettin...

This is Ethel. She is vast. She contains multitudes. #birds

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

Posted from time to time in case anyone hasn’t seen it youtu.be/yqKadJiNZ4s?...

I went peepee in the potty today. Aced it. There was a sink and a tub and a trash can but I didn’t peepee in any of those. I used the potty. The part where you should lift the seat cover first is very easy. They say “which part do you pee in?” And I say “the water part.”

Ask Jeeves has officially shut down on May 1, 2026, ending its 25-year run

🚨 IMPORTANT: MINIATURE PACHYDERM MAKING LIL BABY ELEPHANT HONK🚨

I suspect that men fall for this much more easily because generally women are better able to recognize when someone is flattering them in order to manipulate and influence them

tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

Repost to make it die faster

Wise to get ahead of this stuff.

Something tells me Jacobin was not entirely on the up-and-up on this one.

“The National Park Service notified authorities of the vandalism at approximately 7:20 a.m., the Washington Examiner reported. The graffiti, which measured roughly 15 by 30 feet, featured the numbers “86 47” spray-painted onto the site.“

Someone needs to start a gofundme to get Tim a lifetime supply of Throat Coat

ive watched this part like a dozen times now

This cat is Larger Than Average

A minute of silence for Alex before the F1 Sprint Race ♥️

Uno is a game where having all the cards means you lost the game

“Billionaires are funding a communist resurgence in America” can only be said by someone with severe lead poisoning or head injury

Withnail & I (1987) Starring Richard E. Grant and Paul McGann Written and directed by Bruce Robinson - BOTD in 1946

landlords, and airbnb hosts most of all, operate under the incredible delusion that they are entitled to infinite, guaranteed profit. all reward, no risk.

RIP to Alex Zenardi, one of the greatest and most inspirational drivers and athletes to ever do it www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...

This ruling amounts to a nationwide abortion ban. Mifepristone is safe, full stop. This isn’t about science and protecting women, it’s a calculated plot by Republicans obsessed with controlling the private health care decisions of women in America.

every single article that gets written to frame Mamdani as an evil guy makes me think this guy rocks even harder

Another person has died in ICE custody. 33-year-old Denny Adán González died on Tuesday in Georgia. Authorities claim he died by suicide. González is the 18th person to die in ICE custody this year—this is also the 18th week of 2026.

This dangerous decision will keep countless from being able to access safe and effective medication abortion. Access to abortion care, including medication abortion, is legal in New York for anyone seeking it, and I'll never stop fighting to protect it.

Not sure everyone is prepared for just how much Platner's Nazi tattoo is gonna give the right ammo for the 6 years he's in office. Don't say you weren't warned when your favorite big papers (in addition to every elected R) spend every day telling Dems to shut up about Nazis because of it.

This Machine Kills Narcissists

LLMs are mirrors of their users. It's no coincidence that narcissists like Dawkins keep writing essays about how their AI girlfriend is alive. The "End of History" guy wrote this exact same article a year ago: www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...

I think this is a meme, Mr Dawkins

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

there's a LOT going on here but this bit is really funny

Jar Jar Binks tongue lollipop (1999)

A man, his tulip, its bulb, his shells, and oh yes, his long-suffering wife. Priorities! Painted by Michiel van Mierevelt.

A retired police officer who performed for decades as the 1920s blackface entertainer Al Jolson is seeking elected office in Maryland.

lmao watch the idiot in the bottom left corner just open fire right at all her colleagues

DC, Maryland, Virginia

“The name of [an ICE] officer accused of strangling a man in Fitchburg during an immigration arrest has been revealed in court, despite the federal government’s attempts to keep his identity a secret. The officer’s name is David Jackson, an acting supervisory detention and deportation officer.”

Christian Nationalist company towns are popping up across the country. The rich people behind this movement somewhat resemble the Gilded Age moguls who built libraries, but they are even more ambitious in their vision for how the rest of us should live. opb.org/article/2026...

You need to read this essay. Seriously read it. I'll even give you the TLDR: Administrative burden == cruelty is the point

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

Every detail of this clip is perfect. The sound track of grown men failing to suppress giggles and snorts like a couple 10 year olds. Looking around suspiciously before planting the sticker. The woman’s hand gesture. 🧑‍🍳. A half century of professional prank TV eclipsed in 18 magnificent seconds