Time for everyone to immediately stock up on everything. A simple process that the citizens of stable and well-run nation states do all the time for reasons that only exist within a single dumb racist’s rotting brain

I think he just genuinely hates supply chains

Pete Hegseth is planning a military coup in the right way by Ezra Klein

Rather ominous snipe from SecDef in response to a concerned observation by the former Commander General of the US Army Europe about the upcoming meeting of all the US military commanders ordered by SecDef:

Still my favorite Alex Jones story

Broader lessons should be learned from the centrist establishment's mistaken belief they could maintain popular support for Israel by allying themselves with the right and wagging their fingers at the left.

a guy asks to be called Ishmael and then a boatful of guys spend 800 pages not saying his name

Terrorism case against Kneecap rapper Mo Chara thrown out by London court share.google/fmebj5ZckcQo...

Tampa Bay Rays ironically took a photo that is illegal in Florida

Delicious bean pornography by Suzanne Saroff for NYT

EXCUSE ME I CROCHETED A LIL PLANT GUY

"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"

Despite everything I still have fundamental faith in the American people turning this around and making things better. [reads any New York Times focus group] Fuck this. Fuck everything. Burn it all down. [drinks directly from tequila bottle]

Casey DeSantis didn’t treat her cancer with ivermectin. She’s just another craven opportunist. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

One of the truly weird culture war flashpoints of this era is how an anti-parasitic on the market for 35 years became the right's cure-all snake oil and popular way of signaling contempt for modern medicine.

Between this, “water fishing”, the “too much liquid” babies receive through vaccines, and countless other examples, this man has no understanding of how anything in the world works. He must look at frozen yogurt and assume it’s sorcery.

Hmm … how to ruin a boat parade in seven words:

10 wolves have already been killed in MT since hunting season opened last week. Killing wolves is neither supported by science nor ethics, yet it becomes a reality when wolves lose federal ESA protections. As the numbers climb, how many more wolves will be lost without reason?

You can say a lot about how much Bluesky sucks but they tried to cancel Dril here and are accusing Darth of suppressing free speech so you know we are COOKING WITH GAS

Sickening behavior by this agent. The fact that Mayor Adams has rolled out the red carpet for ICE is a stain on our city.

Allow me to share what happens with an almost-imperceptible typo in an order for hundreds of one-foot ethernet cables.

new episode of kill the computer joined by @bencollins.bsky.social to talk about how the onion was set to release a jeffery epstein mockumentary in theaters, but after the charlie kirk assassination the deal was pulled due to political instability. we also chat about the current media landscape

“Male loneliness” is a vague, empirically unfalsifiable Potemkin village of an argument meant to smuggle yet more anti feminism into popular consensus.

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.

doing laundry at the house this morning and went to go up my escalator from the basement and when i realized they are only stairs it was crazy because i almost died nine times from various attacks

how stella got her gpu back

these people are giant fucking dorks and they should be mocked relentlessly for being giant fucking dorks

approximately three hundred of you have sent me this and you know what? Sure. I’ve got time today. Put 40 bulbs of garlic in my pasta, coming right up

Okay so Harmon Northrop Morse, who first synthesized Paracetamol (which is also marketed now as Tylenol, etc), was described as “quiet and uneffusive” and had a “single-minded devotion” to his work. No proof, but this may mean there is a NONZERO chance that it is actually AUTISM that caused TYLENOL

Fed Soc judge nominated by Trump during his first term elevated to the bench on a pure party line vote.

i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you

Guys they just leaked the OTHER SIDE of the bullets the sniper used

BREAKING: Starbucks just announced a $1 billion restructuring and will close 59 unionized stores — nearly 10% of union locations. It includes the Roastery in Seattle, one of its busiest shops. CEO Brian Niccol made $100 million in four months last year.

Why isn’t today, 9-25, national Dolly Parton Day?

Only one comedian said no to performing for the Saudis. So they doubled their offer. He still said no. Good man. Rare man. freebeacon.com/america/i-to...

White House photo op for the president's granddaughter's new $130 sweatshirt line

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

My favorite recurring NY Times features is Crude Drawings of Nitwits Next to their Asinine Thoughts

Anyone with a copy of that memo should definitely send it to Chris but while you’re at it would a copy to me hurt? NO

QTing Stephen with 'This language incites violence and terrorism' and seeing if I can get him stuck in a loop

They’re literally giving prosecutors the names of people and organizations, and telling them to go find crimes. It’s clear from the NYT that the directive came from Trump. This is a direct consequence of Roberts explicitly immunizing weaponization of DOJ in Trump v. US.

firefox new tab "thought-provoking stories" now openly inviting violence

Do you want to screen Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in your town or city, unlike a cowardly major movie chain? Email us at [email protected]. We'll allow you to screen it for free. Yes, again, this is real.

Cutting cocaine with Tylenol just to feel something

tapped sign courtesy of @tomflood.bsky.social

Chun King Foods (1947-circa 1996): A line of canned, packaged, and frozen ostensibly "Chinese" foods and meals. Popular options included egg rolls, won tons, noodles, chop suey and more. The branding/license limped along in Canada and the UK for many years after its U.S. discontinuation

the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse