I went to the fair in Bell Buckle, Tennessee and the gathering around the tent selling painted walking sticks for $5 was larger.

Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.

This looks like a Hunger Games amusement park

I'm running in 2028 on a platform to place every "alt"-account poster in a Supermax prison

Endorsements still work. Primary voters were inspired to vote for Mamdani-endorsed candidates because they like him and trust him and by contrast think the establishment Dems who endorsed Espaillat and Goldman are useless knobs. I hope this helps!

He's not totally wrong but it's also a very funny conclusion to be like "we can longer rely on tv ads, digital spend and endorsements" right after getting your ass kicked by three candidates endorsed by the best on-screen talent the Dems have.

Having a panic attack looking at this

Oh, this explains the SpaceX IPO

"I wish I had fought in Vietnam" is one of the fakest bullshit things it's possible to say

Whenever you flash this passport in another country, you have to bend over and receive the asskicking you have coming.

Remember folks, if buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft.

time to change up the profile header

There's nothing else to do at the reflecting pool but loiter. It's literally the whole reason it exists, it's a public space where people are invited to linger and loiter.

*runs up, out of breath* Am I too late for the shrimp discourse??

So no thinking about things while looking at the water, what’s that called again?

obviously not the first person to make this observation but the "move along, citizen" shit for regular DC residents is especially galling in context of the pardons for the rioters who broke into the fucking capitol

Can’t wait for the guys to see my new rock climbing outfit.

Had McDonalds twice today and after the second time the lady at the window called me bourgeoisie scum

A guy got arrested at the Great American State Fair because the circus performers said they saw him jacking his hengus under his american flag overalls

JD Vance made up a horrific and racist lie about a group of people, and now those people will be deported because the Supreme Court refuses to acknowledge, let along regard as disqualifying, the clear racial bias of this administration.

You know what to do Mr President 🫡 www.axios.com/2019/08/25/t...

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

Is anyone else having trouble making sense of why most of the characters are doing stuff most of the time in Cape Fear?

it is incredibly funny how centrist democrats and republicans are both panicking in the exact same ways right now

NEW FLAT FUCK FRIDAY DROPPED

Capybara Cuteness

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

Does he understand that passports are given to Americans who go to other countries, not to people visiting the US?

Absolutely arbitrary and irrelevant, but: I'm reminded that John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died on the 50th anniversary of our nation's establishment.

Producer: Jesse can you land on 'men hate thinking about watching their wife with another woman' Watters: I can get there

Puppet Show and Spinal Tap

LEAVE HER ALONE

Political Profile: Ken Paxton https://theonion.com/political-profile-ken-paxton/

There it is

On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”

I hope they checked more carefully this time

you need to stop what you're doing and see what this is in reply to.

Henry Hill voice: "That’s what it’s all about. That’s what the FBI could never understand. That what Paulie and the organization does is offer protection for people who can’t go to the cops. That’s it. That’s all it is. They’re like the police department for wiseguys."

"[conservative reactionary chud shit] is the new punk rock!" has been a recurring story every couple of years going back to at least the 00s, and it's always wrong, every time

'testosterone and the bible are the new punk rock' kinda shit your youth pastor tells you while sitting backwards on a folding chair two weeks before getting shuffled off to another ministry because a 16 year old girl tempted him into the sin of lust

Fuck This Shit

CBS staff, you have one job and that is to incept Bari Weiss into believing she can win over Isaac Chotiner.

Geese can read.

The Extreme Sentences Handed to Anti-ICE Protesters Should Terrify Us All "The sentences, ranging from 30-100 years, are part of an increasingly disturbing pattern of the Trump administration criminalizing speech and assembly." READ: zeteo.com/p/prairielan...

Breaking: Foghorn Leghorn has quit the Democratic Party.

A lot of discourse since Tuesday hinges on idea that some politicians are owed a seat, it’s their turn & it’s problematic to not back them. & that’s so odd to me — because not only you have to wait for 88-year olds to deign to retire, but then there’s someone else waiting who’s owed & you can’t run?

if you watch to the end...my "vance is nixon" theory getting an unlikely proponent: jd vance