cruz you disgusting worm can anybody tell me how this creep gets reelected when he does nothing but screw over his constituents??

Ok. Who did this? 🤭😅🤣

Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.

Not sure that's the winningest strategy. But it will keep the faithful happy. Let them eat fake.

We've got you 👍

Oh they don’t care about kids! They date them!!

star trek: the next generation, but Computer has an obsequious attitude like ChatGPT picard: computer, locate commander data computer: that's a great idea, captain! it really shows initiative that you're seeking to locate a possible explanation for the behavior of the force fields. i can certainl-

they should play that clip saying the presidents priority is the ballroom in every food bank on a loop

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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

possibly the greatest cat photo ever. happy halloween

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Let's game this out...

On the first day of fascism my dictator gave to me, a pedophile in DC.

Leonard was worried, and was considering dumping a large chunk of his stock portfolio amid rumors of an impending bear market. The irony of this was not lost on him.

Be the frog you want to see in the world.

At this point, if you're interviewing a Republican about the president's latest transgression and you *don't* have the video or post or whatever cued up and ready to show them when they pretend they haven't seen it yet -- I'm just going to assume you're in on the con yourself.

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

No Kings NJ

You know what’s one of the great things about the No Kings protests today? No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.

Wow, lots of American flags and peace . Sure doesn’t seem like people who hate America you absolute embarrassment Speaker Johnson

Omg…I’ve got nothIng…lol 🤭🤭

I hate to criticize our president, but his "crime is legal if you're a Republican" policy does feel a little unfair

Funny, how the "No Kings" protesters were "elderly white hippies" in August (per Stephen Miller), but are "pro-Hamas terrorists and violent criminals" in October (per Karoline Leavitt). It's *almost* as if this regime makes its shameless lies up as it goes along . . .

Only attend No Kings if y'all believe in one or more of the following: Equality, democracy, freedom of speech, the Constitution, LGBTQ+ rights, voting rights, women's rights, due process, diversity, museums, books, objective truth, stopping measles and not going to war with Portland and whatnot.

I believe that children are our future... Look at the adorable child.

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 72 of the last 84 days. Epstein Shutdown.

Make Trump a king or we'll keep the government closed is a daring slogan, I'll give them that.

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, WE RIDE AT DUSK!

imagine how hard they had it before the invention of boneless pizza

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

@beckybunzy.bsky.social 😭😭😭

The majority party in Congress sets the voting schedule. House Republicans canceled votes for all of the entire week. They haven't scheduled a vote since September 19.  Remember that the next time they try to blame the shutdown on Democrats.

Yes, very weird. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Some of us were talking about both subjects before it was cool.