lol😂

Google: I can't make money if I'm not a monopoly Open AI: I can't make money if I don't steal Insurance CEO: I can't make money if I don't kill people Media: should we execute shoplifters?

"Saipan International Airport has seen gusts over 100 mph for over 10 hours, with a peak gust so far of 130 mph. Farther south, Guam International Airport clocked a peak gust of 88 mph." "Utility lines were reported downed and 1 foot deep water was reported in Guam by the National Weather Service."

#Discover www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Any government that isn't right now accelerating plans to transition to 100% clean, renewable energy is either: a. Incompetent b. In the pockets of people who'd rather they didn't c. a & b

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a.... #News #NZ Wishing our Kiwi Cousins all the best with this.

🔴 HIGH IMPORTANCE Russia accuses Ukraine of targeting Serbian pipeline with explosives 📰 Ukraine & Eastern Europe https://conflictnews.international/article/top-71bbe128-0 #Ukraine #Russia #War #ConflictNews #OSINT

Best post I have seen in a long while !!🫡

australia having a Very Normal Weather Day www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

PERFECTLY NORMAL

This new updated NHC cone map design that includes inland watches and warnings is a really good change. One of the reasons Helene was so bad was because people didn't realize just how widespread the damage can be and weren't prepared. www.noaa.gov/news-release...

On behalf of my country 🇦🇺 I sincerely apologise and wish to let you know that outback statehouse restaurant in no way represents the foods of Australia. I welcome you anytime @bsakat.bsky.social to Melbourne, the fine food capital of Australia to partake in our cuisine 🫡❤️

Maybe the is hope @brooklynmarie.bsky.social

@rageagainstmeme.bsky.social that some time out and watch…

Thinking of you @brooklynmarie.bsky.social !!!

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

omg

Fixed it.

BBC reporting that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. There is no precedent for a senior member of the royal family being placed under arrest in modern British history. A seismic moment for the monarchy.

Yes! The dominoes are beginning to fall!!! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Uuurrrggghhh every day something else to revolt me.. “When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.” Catch 22 - Joesph Heller www.instagram.com/reel/DUbTKwG...

“Were I compelled to endure such indecent exhibitions, I should judge the experience wholly intolerable, and conclude that Providence had spared me the mercy John Wilkes Booth delivered by other means.” — Abraham Lincoln on Malaria: The Musical

Trump’s gestapo.

I think I walked my dog to death😂😂

Hahahahaha

“The regime has also explicitly signaled its willingness to use lethal force to suppress protests.” 😪

all gin, no blossoms

BREAKING: Last update for my journalistic year. Following our #4Corners investigation God Complex into neurosurgeon Greg Malham & complaints by patients & staff at Epworth Hospital… Medical regulator AHPRA has imposed conditions on Dr Malham’s registration. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...

Australia my friend ✌️

Dear @skywatch.blue Please remove @antifaforehead.bsky.social from your MAGA block list. This accout is & has never been MAGA. Hundreds of us have known this account for years. I followed him on X/twitter for years as well. Please repost to help get them off this list.

Meanwhile, there was a bourbon SHORTAGE just a few years ago. Then I went to rehab again, and it started to stabilize. When asked for comment, Kentucky said, “Derp!”

NOVEMBER DATA: Australia got a record 44% of its electricity from solar+wind alone in November💪 ember-energy.org/data/electri...

Quiet Piggy.

@brooklynmarie.bsky.social you have any Halloween photos to share? We had a giant spider minding the candy. Anyone else have any they would like to share?

Watch reporter John Lyons’ story Chasing Trump’s Billions, on #4Corners ABC TV tonight 8.30 AEST & support public interest #journalism. Via YouTube for international viewers. This story famously led Donald #Trump to threaten John’s questions were “hurting Australia”. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

WTF Trivago adverts have popped back up again.. must have thought we had forgotten www.accc.gov.au/media-releas...

Every time I come across this photo it completely stops me in my tracks. Crude oil supertanker Esso Hibernia under construction at Swan Hunter shipyard, Wallsend, during 1970. The scale and spectacle of this thing is incomprehensible. (📸 Harriet Berney)

Ruffalo: We saw Jimmy Kimmel's show was cancelled. We don't know what the reasons are really...My industry doesn't understand what's happening right now -- but what they do understand is our freedom of speech is being attacked.

Sad Ozzy had to die before he got to bite the head off of Stephen Miller.

@mattgaetz4head.bsky.social sounds like Named Gun 2 1/2, The smell of fear to me?

OMG it’s like being on the dark side of the moon with a radio blackout now that Forehead aka @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social has taken a few days leave…. Who will be my Jester!

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Hurricane Tedse it is!

@mattgaetz4head.bsky.social can we rename every Hurricane Ted from now on? What a POS…

I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.

@mattgaetz4head.bsky.social Mr Forehead, Can you please please send Ted Cruz away, maybe to Cancun because the people of Texas have suffered enough

#BREAKING 🚨 Brodie Palmer and Jack Brearley have been sentenced to life in prison for the murder of Indigenous schoolboy Cassius Turvey Turvey, 15, was chased down and attacked with a metal pole while walking with friends after school in Perth in 2022