This means he logged in as his mother to say that he was not allowed to cage fight Zuckerberg

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

Bring back the ancient knowledge

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

that's cool man. i had a neopets phase when i was 12. but your thing sounds normal too

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

The Iran War has cost the U.S. $25 billion so far. Our taxes shouldn't pay for murdering school children, decimating towns, displacing millions of civilians, and fueling generational devastation. Our tax dollars should invest in the needs of working people, not war.

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

it's gonna be so gross when they redo the WHCD and all the press give trump a standing ovation for being a Very Brave Boy

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

If you get traumatized while voluntarily attending a leisure event run by Nazis a possible downside is a lack of sympathy.

there is going to be years of your life in the future where you dont hear or read a post of someone doing a donald trump impression. you are never going to see a political cartoon where he is a squat little orange guy with the long red tie again. green grass and blue sky stretching on forever

on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

The “music for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody” tour.

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

Nobody is safe as long as this man is in office. Impeach now.

We must carry His spirit. It is time

the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉

Trump is reported close to a "deal" with himself under which US taxpayers would pay him $10 billion. I served in multiple communist and authoritarian dictatorships, but I never witnessed corruption on this scale or this blatant.

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

Really powerful, hopeful paragraph from the latest article in the Atlantic by @adamserwer.bsky.social

Exactly one year ago today:

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

I greatly appreciate Zeteo.com following up on the Gestapo ICE / CBP invasion here in Minnesota. They’re a bit quieter (sneakier) now but they haven’t stopped! Abolish these thug agencies and prosecute their illegal activities to the fullest. No mercy. (and thanks Zeteo)

"Pay to remove the ads we put on your electronic grave" is such a concise way to describe how the tech industry has eliminated all traces of empathy and non-transactional relationships between people in its quest to extract the last dollar in your wallet before payday

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

"Why don't Americans–" Motherfucker, I live in Minneapolis

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

Voice of Luigi in upcoming Super Mario movie Charlie Day was asked who his favorite Luigi’s are, and he said Luigi Mangione

Today's the day.

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

here's a photoshop I did of Descartes in a Tomb Mold shirt that did well on the other site and now it's here

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

the word " yolo " .... i will never say such shit

"Pop music" refers to "popular music," e.g. music by bands known and respected by the "pop"ulace. For example: Darkthrone, or Bolt Thrower.

Incredible scene: Travelers wait on hours-long security line at George Bush International Airport in Houston while Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” blasts through the speakers. (video shared directly with me)

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier