Incredible scene: Travelers wait on hours-long security line at George Bush International Airport in Houston while Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” blasts through the speakers. (video shared directly with me)

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

very stoned, laughing really hard at the pillar on this poster. what is you doin here

This man can’t win one election in Minnesota but apparently I won three offices simultaneously 😂

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

This is like a Bar Rescue rebrand where the main issue with the bar was that too many women were going to it

i am, effective immediately, opting out of the american century of humiliation. it will not apply to me. thank you!

billionaire being interviewed: i havent listened to a single note of music in 27 years. think about it, music was basically invented, what, maybe 50 years ago? interviewer: this is really interesting

Perfect

inside you are two wolves, one is sharing the mayor mamdani video about irish solidarity with palestine and the other is sharing the Irish Zionism 100 man podcast conner o'malley video

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Actually, Americans are just like you. ~20-30% of them genuinely support fascism, as in ~every 🇪🇺 country. You are just more fortunate to have political institutions & a multiparty system that prevent that 20-30% from fully capturing the center-right party, becoming 51%, & controlling the government.

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

The president’s spokeswoman going on the president’s daughter-in-law’s interview program to lie about the effects of her efforts to strongarm other media outlets into changing a report damaging to the regime would be very recognizable to anyone who’s lived under authoritarianism.

this means it is not open for transit

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

Trump is the leader of the pedophile protection party. Trump is in the Epstein files 38,000 times. Trump wrote to Epstein about their “wonderful secret.” Trump flew on Epstein’s private jet (and lied.)

tough look for a man with a line of antiperspirant deodorant

For anyone outside Minnesota who saw this man up on television giving interviews to pitch himself for a national stage in politics… listen to what locals were telling you when this man is a monster who takes pleasure in harming others while he dines with rich Republican donors. Do not trust Frey.

Instead of spending $1 billion a day on the War in Iran, we could use that to invest in the American people, not more endless wars.

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

Truly a perfect news alert

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

The House is voting on a War Powers Resolution to end Trump's illegal war in Iran. The price of unchecked war powers is paid by innocent civilians and servicemembers sent into harm’s way. Voting YES to put a check on Trump's reckless abuse of power.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Just because you got fired, Minnesotans won’t forget what you did to our neighbors. We will continue to fight for you to be held accountable.

40 states have a higher improper payment rate than Minnesota. WY is 5 times higher SC 4 times KY is 3.5 times TX is 3 times. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRAUD. IT HAS TO DO WITH REPUBLICANS (including the mngop) HATING MINNESOTA FOR BEING BLUE! minnesotareformer.com/2026/03/04/u...

i have been to the emergency room for a dental abscess. it is a uniquely excruciating kind of pain. this man was tortured to death via medical neglect.

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor”—Tupac

Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.

Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions. What stage of the apocalypse is this? polymarket.com/event/nuclea...

A Kuwaiti F/A-18 fighter jet caused the accidental downing of three US F-15s, WSJ reports reut.rs/3MG7utB

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

This week, the House will be voting on the War Powers Resolution authored by Khanna-Massie. I will be voting YES to stop U.S. involvement in another illegal forever war.

who made this

“Local Mom Stupid”

uhhh oh my god

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Too cheap and too easy, but I still had to edit this and submit it to @maffewgregg.bsky.social. For science.

It’s not just Medicaid funding they’re withholding to MN. It’s food assistance, child care assistance, social services, job training, safety testing, public health, disaster relief. SNAP. Free lunch for kids in school. They hate us for loving our neighbors, and are collectively punishing us for it.

an image of Trump's discolored hand during his State of the Union speech (Win McNamee/Getty)

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

CHAD SOPHIST Polus has FALLEN in the rankings after being THOUGHT MOGGED by THINKMAXXER Socrates, who argues it is better to suffer an injustice than to commit one, causing Polus to CRASH OUT in front of the Athenian orators

This guy gets it.