If only we could have nice things…

I’m at the Reflecting Pool, where a protest demanding a funeral for the dead baby duck is going on. Protesters are also displeased with Gian Rachtelli, who got arrested for allegedly jerking off at the state fair while dressed like Uncle Sam.

Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole

they’re trying to arrest me for pissing in the reflecting pool. a bunch of cops are chasing me but i’m too fast and my dick is still out and pissing and the piss is landing on their faces as they chase me

Really need people to stop saying that the Minnesota 15 are going to be fine, that their charges will be dropped like ours. That was four days before trial, was NOT supposed to happen, and only did because of persistent, diligent, and incredible work by our lawyers.

While the killers of Renée Good and Alex Pretti walk free, the DOJ is busy bringing bogus charges against protesters. The Administration thinks intimidation will make us back down. They keep learning the same lesson: Minnesotans don't scare easily. We organize for our rights ✊🏽

Oh, so they have NOTHING nothing

A real page on the White House website

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

new William Gibson book opening line dropped

Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep. Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.

"All the agents who had been to Minnesota told me they never wanted to go back, for any reason."

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

Since acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has confirmed that “Anybody in this country is eligible to apply if they believe they are a victim of weaponization,” I decided to apply for reparations. Here is a template if you want to draft your own demand: shero.substack.com/p/everyone-c...

CEO of Ben Shapiro’s company just resigned

Well, it happened. A client disregarded my advice about using generative AI and guess what? It gave them bad advice AND the judge ruled that by using it, Client waived confidentiality and ordered us to turn a bunch of private stuff over. STOP USING GENERATIVE AI FOR LEGAL THINGS. I BEG YOU.

Selling Kleenex for men. Charging four times as much as regular non man Kleenex. The box has a picture of a swole special forces guy with an assault rifle grimacing

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

This means he logged in as his mother to say that he was not allowed to cage fight Zuckerberg

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

Bring back the ancient knowledge

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

that's cool man. i had a neopets phase when i was 12. but your thing sounds normal too

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

The Iran War has cost the U.S. $25 billion so far. Our taxes shouldn't pay for murdering school children, decimating towns, displacing millions of civilians, and fueling generational devastation. Our tax dollars should invest in the needs of working people, not war.

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

it's gonna be so gross when they redo the WHCD and all the press give trump a standing ovation for being a Very Brave Boy

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

If you get traumatized while voluntarily attending a leisure event run by Nazis a possible downside is a lack of sympathy.

there is going to be years of your life in the future where you dont hear or read a post of someone doing a donald trump impression. you are never going to see a political cartoon where he is a squat little orange guy with the long red tie again. green grass and blue sky stretching on forever

on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

The “music for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody” tour.

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

Nobody is safe as long as this man is in office. Impeach now.

We must carry His spirit. It is time

the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉

Trump is reported close to a "deal" with himself under which US taxpayers would pay him $10 billion. I served in multiple communist and authoritarian dictatorships, but I never witnessed corruption on this scale or this blatant.

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

Really powerful, hopeful paragraph from the latest article in the Atlantic by @adamserwer.bsky.social