Man who gets it: "Because if we are willing to look away from credible allegations of sexual violence whenever the political stakes are high enough, then we are not, in fact, the movement we claim to be."

Belgium players mocking the US and Trump's meddling in the World Cup by doing the Trump dance after scoring the 4th goal against the USMNT

It’s okay. Trump is probably gonna call FIFA and have them declare we won.

Happy 250th, America!!

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Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding

This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong

Mark Carney promises to take climate change seriously once every other problem on Earth is solved

Real haters don't leap. They wait and watch. They know the true reasons for hating will be Revealed

Very funny to hear an entire sports bar in Canada boo the mere sight of Wayne Gretzky

We know who to blame

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

"Greta Thunberg and the movement she represents give hope that society won’t settle. It won’t settle for worthy statements followed by futile gestures. It won’t settle for countries having plans for 2.8C of warming that they then don’t even meet." - Mark Carney, 'Value(s)'

Love this

(shirtless heavyweight in spherical cage slices through prisoner’s neck with scimitar, hoists decapitated head up high as trump applauds and crowd of tech lords roars with bloodlust) commentator: don’t forget james corden and the after hours crew live after this only on fox

it’s always so funny when they’re like “the democratic socialists HATE you. they want to DESTROY you. i mean, just look at their demands” and then it’s just this

Same day.

July 15: Must Riff TV! It's gonna be a hell of a show. A live riff of a cheesy 70s TV show* from me & @shaunstewart.bsky.social and some awesome comedy from @ianboothby.bsky.social! tix: www.showpass.com/must-riff-tv/ *for parody and satire purposes as per Section 29 of the Canadian Copyright Act.

A face this punchable only gets more punchable with these dogshit opinions. America, why are you not punching this man in the face at every opportunity?

Congressman Ro Khanna (D-CA): “The last people who have any right to lecture us about electability are the establishment who lost to Donald Trump twice... 👇 I don’t want to hear it. If you had anything to do with those campaigns, please sit down or exit stage left.” 👋✌️

Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

Happy with this result. The first one of these I saw was a guy happy to have gotten Mark Carney, and bless that man's heart. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

what if they fought back against republicans instead

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

If you weren’t already souring on capitalism, every single corporation rushing to integrate predatory betting apps into their goods and services should do the trick

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Behind-the-scenes of Usha Vance’s ‘Storytime’ show

In Ottawa, the police chief had to make a 7-minute video telling officers to stop using databases and surveillance tools to look up women they found attractive out in the world. This is a major problem *everywhere* and one that has only gotten worse as police have gotten access to more technology.

There is someone who is absolutely responsible for this, & that someone became a trillionaire last week for THE SAME BEHAVIOR that led to this: lying, fraud, hype, utter unwillingness to be held accountable to the reality that everyone else alive exists in. He belongs in prison, full stop.

Oh my god, thanks to @theferocity.bsky.social for recommending @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social on Vibe Check! I've been listening to the latest episode for 5 minutes and these ladies have me lol-ing while I clean the house!

There are white people all over the internet saying shit like “I’m sorry that baby died, but…” and if you’re adding “but” to the end of that sentence then fix your fucking heart because you’re a broken person with no humanity. For fucks sake. White folks are never beating the allegations

This is delightful—she really is the anti-Sim, in the best way possible.

The US slaughtered 120 schoolchildren on the war's first day. Is he gonna write each of their parents an enthusiastic letter telling them how much safer the world is because their children were blown up by bloodthirsty idiots? This is a genuine question for whoever runs @mark-carney.bsky.social

The metaphor could hardly be more apt.

Ah so LLMs operate like senior male academics. Who could have envisioned that technology trained on existing texts could operate in a fundamentally conservative nature

I want to talk about what happens when cis people pull this shit. I shut down. Genuinely. If you do it at the beginning of a meeting, I will be useless because instead of concentrating on our work, I'm now wondering if I should say something and how to say it and how you'll receive it.

Stanford grads walk out of their commencement when Google CEO Sundar Pichai takes the stage🇵🇸😢

I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed with any news outlet that refers to this man as anything other than a far-right agitator.

Though the experience and friendship was reward enough in Taskmaster, my eldest also gave me a trophy! #Taskmaster

I had no idea men played soccer, too! Good for them! Go boy soccer!! ⚽️

As an regular bike street user who has witnessed the explosion of Lime ridership it goes: -weekday mornings: young professionals -weekday afternoons: teens not ready for the responsibility -weekend evenings: the filthiest dirtbags you have ever seen

Honestly, AI is gearing up to be worse for the world than cancer so...

Put differently, if you made a dollar EVERY SECOND, you would be a millionaire in just under 12 days. It’d take you 31.7 years to become a billionaire. You’d have to have been born 31,709 years ago — in the Upper Paleolithic era — to become a trillionaire. IF YOU MADE A DOLLAR EVERY SECOND!!!!

The prize for being the richest person in the world at the end of each calendar year should be 100% confiscation of all assets and living out the rest of your life in a dungeon. Good healthy reverse-incentive.

Bosnian fans chant and stand for Palestine in Toronto before their World Cup match vs Canada 🍉

July 15th: I'm back in the live riffing game, and @shaunstewart.bsky.social is coming with me! Come see MUST RIFF TV, where we take on a cheesy televisual delight! www.showpass.com/must-riff-tv/

So cool that we've handed over the reins to our city to a corrupt organization for several weeks. #Vancouver