Well this is disappointing. Come on, guys.

Some may not find it romantic, but cleaning out the kitchen appliances cupboard with the love of my life on Valentine's was pretty darn nice.

Casablanca is trending. So... www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw2C...

Roses are red Cut ones are dead Just like St. Valentine When they took off his head

Now for the Valentine's Day tradition of taking down the Christmas tree!

President's Day would be a great time to remove a mad king.

You know just because the fort is called that doesn’t mean you have to.

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Congratulations on getting anything done during these very stupid and scary times.

It was so long he almost woke up during it.

Spellbound - Phil Hanley

I would like Wes Anderson to direct a Tintin movie.

Getting a fully formed good idea for a script in your head is like finding a beautiful couch on the lawn in front of your apartment and now you need to get it up ten flights of stairs on your own.

Did he say this directly or did he couch it?

When you have a dumb dog but you know what treats they like to get them to do what you want.

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Look, you build a bridge you're gonna attract a troll.

I've been fooled by this guy faking his death too many times. I'm going to choose to not believe it this time.

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When you're watching your life flash before your eyes, remember to stick around for the bloopers and deleted scenes.

Hey Batman, no one is calling you The Batman. Stop trying to make that happen.

Going down the memory hole with the Refresh My Memory hosts' memories of Holes. Plus they create the tribute drink, the Kissin' Kate! www.sneakydragon.com/podcast/refr...

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I used to do a regular feature in The Washington Post. The cool part is. this was back when it was a newspaper.

Available Aug 4th. Preorder now from your favourite local bookstore. Or, you know, the other place.

It used to be annoying getting toxic scam spam in my inbox most mornings but it really got bad when America elected it President.

"Stop quoting everything I say!" - Mark Twain

While putting posters up for The Critical Hit Show, someone stopped me & told me how excited they were to meet Matt Mercer. I then watched their joy turn to disappointment when I told them it's a different show and the DM is Eric Fell. Anyway, here's a ticket link! jflvancouver.com/show/critica...

Seems like a good day to post this again. Print it out. Frame it. Hang it on your wall. Make your comic.

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Trump’s in the files more times than commas.

I'm worried our house doesn't have enough Jefferies Tubes.

Scooby Doo is shaggy dog story that takes place over a fifty year period with the punchline being that it's a Shaggy/dog story.

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